TITLE: SANTA BABY...?
PAIRING: SPITFIRE & CHALANT
RATING: HIGH T
SUMMARY: During Invasion, but Kaldur doesn't leave. When the Team has a Christmas party everyone is there, except Dick and Zatanna.
The Team is having their annual Christmas party at the cave. Some of the leaguers, their husbands and wives and the whole Team, including Wally, Artemis, and Kaldur are there. And to everyone's surprise Roy and Jade were there too with little Lian.
M'Gann, Raquel, and Cassie have been in the kitchen all morning preparing for the big bash. Gar and Bart helped decorate the Cave with streamers and tissue paper, while La'Gaan and Jaime set up the snack tables.
Music was blaring with various types of music from the huge speakers that Dick bought just for the party.
The Cave was crowded, but Wally and Artemis saw everyone expect their best friends.
"Wally have you seen Zatanna anywhere? She told me that she was going to be here." asked Artemis
"No, I haven't seen Dick-" Wally stopped mid sentence and smirked at his girlfriend as she did the same. They knew where their friends were.
Wally gently grabbed Artemis' hand and they quickly dashed to the hall that led to the bedrooms of the Cave. That hall was way too familiar for them. They were hormonal teenagers, what do you expect!?
As the couple got close enough to Dick's room they started tiptoeing.
Sure enough they could hear low moans coming from inside the room. Wally and Artemis exchanged a look and tried their hardest not to laugh so the pair inside couldn't hear.
"What should we do?" Artemis whispered
"All the times he interrupted us... it's payback time."
With that Wally started banging on his best friend's door and soon after Artemis followed suit.
"DIICKK! COME ON OUT BUDDY! I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE! YOU DOG!"
"ZATANNA! THIS IS SO NOT THE TIME TO BE HAVING SEX YOUNG LADY! GET OUT HERE!"
As soon as the two stopped beating on the door they heard Zatanna utter a spell with a upset tone.'Tup no ruo sethloc'
A couple of shuffles later and the door to the room slide open. There Dick stood with his arm crossed, his lips pursed and a 'bat glare'. On the other side of him was Zatanna with a smirk and narrowed eyes.
Artemis and Wally start laughing hysterically. Artemis eyes start to tear up and Wally clutches at his stomach.
"I really hope you're happy ass!" Dick says trying to keep himself from laughing as well.
"You guys suck. A LOT." says Zatanna, but her friends don't even seem to notice her comment because they're now on the floor laughing.
And with that Dick grabs Zee's hand and goes to enjoy the party leaving the two loves birds on the floor to catch their breath.
A/N: Hope you liked it! Even though Christmas is over it still works! Happy holidays everyone!