Inside the Director's Notebook
O.K, I realized that my trailer for The Bad Beginning was more of a T.V shot so I'm reduing all over in a whole new document and everything. I hope you all like it!
Like ' The Farting Menace ' I realize some of my info may be wrong but I seriously dont care. Oh yeah. I used 'Hedwig's Theme from Harry Potter because I didnt know any music that would fit the Unfortunate Event Films except for Celine Dions ' Thats the Way It Is '
Ahem.........
WE SEE THE DREAM WORKS LOGO SWIRL INTO VIEW AS THE TRAILER STARTS.
WE SEE A HOUSE ENGULFED IN FIRE. THE WORDS A BARRY SONNEFIELD FILM SWIRL INTO VIEW. THEN THERE IS A BIG BLAST AS HEDWIGS THEME STARTS.
THE WORDS ' STARRING JIM CARREY ' SWIRLS INTO VIEW IN FORGET - ME - NOT BLUE.
THEN WE HEAR PLEASANT WINDS. THE SCREEN IS BLACK. AND THEN A PICTURE OF A BEACH SLOWLY COMES INTO VIEW.
NARRARATOR - Not to long ago......
SEE A FLASH OF VIOLET SKIPPING ROCKS. KLAUS EXAMINING A CRAB. SUNNY BITING A PIECE OF WOOD.
NARRARATOR - Three Children payed a visit to Briny Beach.
SEE MR.POE WALKING TOWARD THE BAUDELAIRES IN ALL THE FOG.
NARRARATOR - But never did Violet, Klaus and Sunny Baudelaire think that one trip to the beach-
WE SEE A FLASH OF COUNT OLAFS TATTOO.
Mr.Poe - Your parents have perished in a fire that destroyed the entire house. I am very sorry to tell you this my dears.
NARRARATOR - Would turn into an Unfortunate Journey of a lifetime.
WE SEE MR.POE AND THE BAUDELAIRES WALK UP THE STEPS OF COUNT OLAFS HOUSE. THE DOOR SWINGS OPEN. FINALLY, WE SEE COUNT OLAF. THE CHILDREN GASP.
COUNT OLAF - Hello, Hello, Hello. Welcome to my home.
NARRARATOR - They quickly learned that A Series of Unfortunate Events can happen to anyone.
Starring ( whoever plays Violet appears. I'm going to do fantasy csting later if anyone is interested) . appears in Forget - me - not blue.
VIOLET - (reading a note from Count Olaf. )
Dear orphans ,
I need you three to cook for myself and my theater troupe tonight. That's ten people. Please have it ready by 7:00 sharp.
STARRING ( WHOEVER PLAYS KLAUS )
KLAUS - None of us now how to cook!
VIOLET - I know. We will just have to learn.
NARRARATOR - But learning wasnt enough for Count Olaf.
SEE KLAUS FALL TO THE KITCHEN FLOOR INCHES AWAY FROM COUNT OLAFS TATTOO.
NARRARATOR - But the children learned -
HOOK HANDED MAN - If I know you Olaf, you ' ll find a way to get your hands on the Baudelaire fortune.
COUNT OLAF - Maybe I will. Maybe I will.
NARRARATOR - That all their new guardien was interested in was their fortune.
KLAUS - We have to get out of here.
THE WORDS STARRING ( WHOEVER PLAYS SUNNY APPEARS )
SUNNY - Yes!
NARRARATOR - But we all know to win something -
SEE VIOLET MAKING THE GRAPPLING HOOK . KLAUS READING NUPTIAL LAW. SUNNY IN THE BIRD CAGE. VIOLET AND KLAUS READING BOOKS IN JUSTICE STRAUSS'S LIBRARY. SUNNY HELPING IN THE GARDEN. A TEAR TRICKLING DOWN VIOLET'S CHEEK AS SHE SIGNS HER NAME.
NARARATOR - You first have to win -
SEE HOOK HANDED MAN GRAB VIOLET'S GRAPPLING HOOK.
NARRARATOR - A match.
A SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS - THE BAD BEGINNING SWIRLS INTO VIEW IN FORGET- ME - NOT BLUE.
IN THEATERS EVERYWHERE WINTER 2003
A PREVIEW OF THE REPTILE ROOM :
KLAUS - Uncle Monty! Uncle monty!?!
THE DOOR OF THE REPTILE ROOM SQUEAKS OPEN.
SUNNY - Monty?
VIOLET - Uncle Monty where are you?
A LAMP FLICKERS ON.
VIOLET - * screams *
O.K, I realized that my trailer for The Bad Beginning was more of a T.V shot so I'm reduing all over in a whole new document and everything. I hope you all like it!
Like ' The Farting Menace ' I realize some of my info may be wrong but I seriously dont care. Oh yeah. I used 'Hedwig's Theme from Harry Potter because I didnt know any music that would fit the Unfortunate Event Films except for Celine Dions ' Thats the Way It Is '
Ahem.........
WE SEE THE DREAM WORKS LOGO SWIRL INTO VIEW AS THE TRAILER STARTS.
WE SEE A HOUSE ENGULFED IN FIRE. THE WORDS A BARRY SONNEFIELD FILM SWIRL INTO VIEW. THEN THERE IS A BIG BLAST AS HEDWIGS THEME STARTS.
THE WORDS ' STARRING JIM CARREY ' SWIRLS INTO VIEW IN FORGET - ME - NOT BLUE.
THEN WE HEAR PLEASANT WINDS. THE SCREEN IS BLACK. AND THEN A PICTURE OF A BEACH SLOWLY COMES INTO VIEW.
NARRARATOR - Not to long ago......
SEE A FLASH OF VIOLET SKIPPING ROCKS. KLAUS EXAMINING A CRAB. SUNNY BITING A PIECE OF WOOD.
NARRARATOR - Three Children payed a visit to Briny Beach.
SEE MR.POE WALKING TOWARD THE BAUDELAIRES IN ALL THE FOG.
NARRARATOR - But never did Violet, Klaus and Sunny Baudelaire think that one trip to the beach-
WE SEE A FLASH OF COUNT OLAFS TATTOO.
Mr.Poe - Your parents have perished in a fire that destroyed the entire house. I am very sorry to tell you this my dears.
NARRARATOR - Would turn into an Unfortunate Journey of a lifetime.
WE SEE MR.POE AND THE BAUDELAIRES WALK UP THE STEPS OF COUNT OLAFS HOUSE. THE DOOR SWINGS OPEN. FINALLY, WE SEE COUNT OLAF. THE CHILDREN GASP.
COUNT OLAF - Hello, Hello, Hello. Welcome to my home.
NARRARATOR - They quickly learned that A Series of Unfortunate Events can happen to anyone.
Starring ( whoever plays Violet appears. I'm going to do fantasy csting later if anyone is interested) . appears in Forget - me - not blue.
VIOLET - (reading a note from Count Olaf. )
Dear orphans ,
I need you three to cook for myself and my theater troupe tonight. That's ten people. Please have it ready by 7:00 sharp.
STARRING ( WHOEVER PLAYS KLAUS )
KLAUS - None of us now how to cook!
VIOLET - I know. We will just have to learn.
NARRARATOR - But learning wasnt enough for Count Olaf.
SEE KLAUS FALL TO THE KITCHEN FLOOR INCHES AWAY FROM COUNT OLAFS TATTOO.
NARRARATOR - But the children learned -
HOOK HANDED MAN - If I know you Olaf, you ' ll find a way to get your hands on the Baudelaire fortune.
COUNT OLAF - Maybe I will. Maybe I will.
NARRARATOR - That all their new guardien was interested in was their fortune.
KLAUS - We have to get out of here.
THE WORDS STARRING ( WHOEVER PLAYS SUNNY APPEARS )
SUNNY - Yes!
NARRARATOR - But we all know to win something -
SEE VIOLET MAKING THE GRAPPLING HOOK . KLAUS READING NUPTIAL LAW. SUNNY IN THE BIRD CAGE. VIOLET AND KLAUS READING BOOKS IN JUSTICE STRAUSS'S LIBRARY. SUNNY HELPING IN THE GARDEN. A TEAR TRICKLING DOWN VIOLET'S CHEEK AS SHE SIGNS HER NAME.
NARARATOR - You first have to win -
SEE HOOK HANDED MAN GRAB VIOLET'S GRAPPLING HOOK.
NARRARATOR - A match.
A SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS - THE BAD BEGINNING SWIRLS INTO VIEW IN FORGET- ME - NOT BLUE.
IN THEATERS EVERYWHERE WINTER 2003
A PREVIEW OF THE REPTILE ROOM :
KLAUS - Uncle Monty! Uncle monty!?!
THE DOOR OF THE REPTILE ROOM SQUEAKS OPEN.
SUNNY - Monty?
VIOLET - Uncle Monty where are you?
A LAMP FLICKERS ON.
VIOLET - * screams *