THE CABIN!!
Staring:
Sasuke Uchiha
Naruto Uzumaki
Sakura whatever-her-last-name-is
Ino Yamaka-or-whatever
Temari does-she-even-have-a-last-name
Gaara
And all the other characters that I don't wish to say because I'm lazy
Narrated by- Shikamaru Nara w
PART ONE!!
"Hey guess where I just was." Asked an overjoyed blonde boy to a seriously emo Uchiha that was about to curb-stomp him.
"Away from me, and I'd like you to go back there please!" Replied the Uchiha never losing his cool to his excited and odd room-mate.
"Well yes, but I was also renting us a cabin on the lake." The boy said this with such enthusiasm that it was practically leaking from every orifice on his body. Of course the Uchiha didn't share this enthusiasm; no instead he just sat there staring at the blonde until finally.
"Naruto, Why in the hell would you go and do a thing like that?!" He asked as his eyes were digging daggers into the blonde's skull. But before the clueless child could form a coherent response to his latest enquiry the door flew off its hinges. Not literally of course but a certain dog-boy came running through with such force that if it were locked he would have broken his shoulder. Come on he couldn't break that door its fucking steel.
"Hey lover boy and emo child," now I'm just going to pause here to say something about calling Sasuke emo. I don't want to say that calling Sasuke emo was a bad idea but he over heard his parents saying that he was acting emo and well lets just thank god Itachi took the blame for that little fiasco.
"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST CALL ME?!" As if Sasuke's glares weren't bad enough, the current way he was approaching the dog-lover, not in the sense of bestiality I assure you, was like the approach of a shark…some kind of raven-shark.
"Well-sasuke-i-was-um-just-you," his stuttering was just angering this child of Satan to a point that no-one should ever be at and his cowering was not doing much for the Uchiha's respect of the boy.
"What was that?! I asked you a fucking question! Didn't I?!" Naruto saw this and was getting the body bag that he always kept under the sink ready, I mean with Sasuke you have to be prepared.
"I WAS CALLING NARUTO EMO!" Was all that the dog boy managed to spit out before he fell backwards, fainting like one of those goats…some kind of weird dog-goat.
"Damn strait you were." Said the intimidating Uchiha heir sitting back down at his computer and turning to face the monitor.
Ok I'm a horrible narrator, hi my name is Nara, Shikamaru Nara, and my good friend Naruto told me to get all of this info down for some queer reason so here it is.
Let me explain this a little more. Sasuke is about 19 years of age and his parents have been dead since he was like seven, I don't know all the facts. He is about 5'8" and has dark hair. He typically wears white shorts and dark blue turtle neck, he likes sunset and crying while listening to my chemical romance.
Now Naruto is like his polar opposite. Naruto's mother died in child birth and his father abandoned her before he was ever born. He was in and out of orphanages for most of his life until he got emancipated when he was fourteen and instantly looked for a house. Of course the only room-mate he could find was Sasuke. He typically wears orange, I don't know if it's like a leotard or if he actually has two pieces of clothes, it's too hard to tell where one orange ends and the other begins. He stands 5'6" has blonde hair and has eyes as blue as the day is long, I've always wanted to use that saying. He likes saying believe it and beating up emo kids point and case, Gaara, Neji, and Sasuke.
They currently live in a two Bed-room one Bath apartment, even though they have a shower, and are both going to college. Sasuke is studying how to beat puppy's and still make everyone swoon over you and Naruto is studying how to be Jesus and still not get a single fucking date. Of course I'm kidding but it could seem that way to anyone who looked at the two.
No Naruto was really studying biology and Sasuke was studying math or something, I don't really care for it all that much. There apartment was painted in a very queer mixture of orange, black, and pink. Sakura always got a say in what they did for some reason. Their computer was a nice little Macintosh, Personally I hate apple, all power to the Microsoft behemoth.
There apartment was also located in the worst possible neighbour-hood in the world. You laugh but I think the rape rating is one a week. Yeah try to laugh now.
Ok now here is where it gets tricky so just bear with me ok? Ok. You see Naruto likes Sakura, only that's a lie he actually likes Sasuke. And Sakura likes Sasuke, only that's true. And Sasuke likes no-one, ok that's a lie to he likes Naruto. Now you think this would be simple. I like you, you like me, lets make babies. Only they were both tremendous closet cases and when I say tremendous I mean tremendous. I'm pretty sure that Naruto has literally hid in Sasuke's closet for over two hours just so he could see him changing.
But now Naruto has hatched this plan that if he could get Sasuke onto this island in the middle of no-where that he could seduce him. Honestly I think its ridiculous but I'm just your narrator and have no say in their retarded thought process. Sasuke's plan was even more ridiculous; it involved a whip, a flaming puppy, fifteen catapults, and twelve singing gerbils. I talked him out of it after about five hours. So after that I'll take you back to where you were.
"Ssaaassukkkkeee," that shrill harpy voice could only belong to the infamous Sakura, "do you have anything planned this weekend because we could-"Sasuke didn't even let the poor girl finish he saw an opportunity and took it.
"Yes I'm going camping with Naruto. Now be gone you shrieking valkyrie." The look on her face could only be described as crushed as she ran from their house and into the wild blue yonder.
At this point Sasuke had two questions, where is Naruto and how in the hell is it so easy for people to get into my house? One of his questions was about to get answered.
Naruto was currently packing up his most orange bag for such a splendorous trip out into the wild. He was think of all the things that he would need, shoes, socks, orange paint, I mean you never now when you're going to need some paint. Also he didn't forget his secret weapon, but you will learn about this later.
So anyways, just as Naruto was done with his packing job the moody spawn of Beelzebub was just entering into this section of their shared abode.
"Naruto, I've decided to join in on your quest to the forest," He said while entering the room so suddenly causing the blonde child to jump out of his skin. "When do we leave and what should I bring?"
"Sasuke! What did I tell you about scaring me…bastard…" its only now that what Sasuke said began to sink in "wait you're coming?", not in that sense I assure you, "That's so awesome! OK we leave tomorrow morning and you should bring clothes and why am I telling you, you're always prepared!" this child of the sun was currently bouncing off the walls in excitement, seriously they got a noise complaint, I'm honest the police came and everything!
So after that police fiasco it was pretty late and everyone was about ready for sleep that is until the young dog lover regained his consciousness and was about to break the news that he had been waiting to tell them.
"Okay Naruto Sasuke I have some good news and some bad news. Which first"
"Good-"was Naruto's idea
"Bad-"was Sasuke's
"Umm the good news is that Gaara is coming and the bad news is…" the dog-boys silence was un-nerving and the Uchiha's head-vein was about to pop. "The bad news is that you have to share a bed."
"WHAT THE FUCK-"
"WHAT-"
Again the dog lover was at a loss for words so he just decided to run, and run he did strait out the open back door, which answers Sasuke's second query.
"Oh my god," was Naruto's first words but inside he was dancing, finally Sasuke was his. If only he knew what this would lead to if he only knew who this would lead to.
Sasuke's thoughts were at the complete other end of the scale he was worried his thoughts were all balanced around the thought that Naruto was straight and he was going to find out he wasn't and kick the shit out of him.
Hello, this is just a short note from the narrator of this tale. I would simply like to take the time to thank you for your reading into such a queer tale of perversion. Also I would simply request that you take a moment from your most busy of lives to write a review to my humble self, of course if that is to much of a chore I can understand and will not hold it against you. Good bye now.