WELCOME to the end of the story! I'm kidding!
Disclaimer: I don't own Shaman King. I don't own the Anti-Barbie song or Sears. I own everything else though!
Chapter 1: Anti-Anna Girl!
On a Saturday, it was a peaceful day in Japan. The Shaman King gang was hanging out at Yoh's house trying to think of what to do.
Sam: MAN! I wish we could go outside to play! But it's 110 degrees out!
Manta: Poor Yoh, Ren, Chocolove and Horohoro have to train out in that heat! And it's because Anna won't let them off for a single second!
Sam: Man, Anna can be so harsh! I wonder what it would be like if we made her train like that… (imagining it, but fails) THIS IS TOO HARD! I can't think of it. (sulks)
Manta: If only there was something to do… (lightbulb) I GOT! Let's go Sam!
Sam: Hmm? All righty! (walks outside with Morty)
As they come outside the sounds of a radio turns on and a song begins its melody.
Manta: Hiya Sam!
Sam: Hi Morty! You wanna go for a ride?
Manta: On what?
Sam: ON THIS! (shows him a broken down car)
Manta: O.O'' Are you ok Sam?
Sam: Not really! Anna makes me mad when she takes away all our friends to train all the time! I. MUST. SING! (goes into pop star mode)
MUSIC PLAYING!
Sam: Anna is a bitch! She is just a witch!
Manta: I really hate her, why does Yoh date her?
Sam: Yoh is such a man! I do ALL I can...
Manta: Just to do him, we want to screw him!
Sam: "We"? O.O
Sam: She's such a bitch I'm gonna scratch her eyes out!
Manta: OoO GASPS!
Sam: I have dreams about Yoh being inside my den, and we hold and we kiss like we're sweethearts! (acts preppy)
Manta: But that Anna is a slut with her cute little butt! And I guess Yoh likes boobs made of fake parts!
Sam: You look at Anna? You think her butt is cute... O.O EW! ... HOW WOULD YOU KNOW IF HER BOOBS ARE FAKE?!
Sam: And I cry, everyday! Cause straight up, that bitch is in my way!
Manta: OOOO
Sam: Anna is such a bitch! She is just a witch!
Manta: I really hate her, why does Yoh date her?
Sam: Yoh is such man! I do ALL I can...
Manta: Just to do him, we wanna screw him!
Sam: AGAIN WITH THE "WE"!
Sam: When I see her Morty will knee her!
Manta: OOO OO—wait what?!
Sam: He will punch her and he'll crunch her!
Manta: OH NO! I DON'T THINK SO! (music goes off) HEY SAM!
Sam: WHAT MORTY?
Manta: Look whose other there! (acting nerdy and pointing at Anna)
Sam: Well, if it isn't Anna without Yoh and that stupid Soap opera TV!
Manta: HEY ANNA! It's us! Come over here, look!
Sam: Right here missy!
Anna: (walks over to us)
THE FIGHTING BEGINS!!
Sam: (making fighting grunts) TAKE THIS AND THAT AND SOME OF THIS AND SOME OF THOSE!
Manta: TAKE THAT YOU LITTLE SLUT! YOU HOOKER, YOU BITCH! I'll scratch your eyes out!
The whole time Sam and Manta were screaming they didn't actually touch Anna, but just fighting the air. Anna knew they were out to get her. So, she took out her beads and was very pissed off.
Anna: Grr…
Manta: Uh oh!
Sam: Let's get the hell out of here! (both start running down the street)
Anna: YOU IDIOTS! Get back here! (chasing us)
Manta: AAHHH!
Sam: AAHHH! VACUUMS ARE ON SALE FOR A $1.99 AT SEARS!
Manta: O.O Is that some great plan or something? Like that's gonna—!
Anna: (disappear)
Manta: You kidding, right? (shocked)
Sam: SAFE AT LAST! ^.^
Manta: What a minute… there aren't any vacuums on sale… are there? And do we even have a Sears here?!
Sam: Not that I know of. Why?
Manta: OoO Think about it!
Sam: ... O.O OH NOSES! She's gonna kill me!
Manta & Sam: RUN AWAY!
Sam and Manta ran for their lives back to the house and Anna was pleased when there actually was a sale on vacuums at Sears.
Anna: I should have Yoh do my shopping here from now on. (goes home)
Yep, it was just a Saturday.
Hope you guys enjoyed that one! There's more to come if you just leave a nice review! See ya next time hopefully! JA NE!