I flew my broom into a centaur, because Professor Snape walked by.

By Savine Snape.

Challenges : Potter Place Fun

Characters: Savine Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Hamish Diggory, Severus Snape and Firenze.

I've never felt as embarrassed as I did last night. But I've never had such an enjoyable encounter as I had last night.

Let me introduce myself, I am Savine Malfoy and for the last eight years I have been an unassuming Ravenclaw student, always eager to soak up new information. In truth, the sorting hat was going to place me into Slytherin house like most of my family before me, but I begged to be placed in Ravenclaw. I have spent a lot of time and effort portraying myself as the book savvy Ravenclaw who wouldn't say boo to a goose. No one suspected I was part of Longbottom's resistance to the Carrow's. I relished the fact that I was able to cause disruption without being under suspicion. I was as relieved as most of my school mates when the war was over, never more so when it was revealed that Professor Snape had survived his untimely and unseemly death.

Anyway enough about me onto the events of yesterday, we had just finished our last NEWT's exam and had all gone back to Ginny Weasleys room to celebrate and Hamish Diggory – Cedric Diggory's cousin – opened a bottle of Ogden's finest Firewhisky and we decided to play one last game of Truth or Dare. When the bottle pointed at me there was no way I was going to chose truth, as Ginny was aware that I have been attracted to Professor Snape since sixth year. So dare it was.

I have an irrational fear of flying and Hamish is only too aware of the fact since he has spent the last year trying to help me conquer my fear. So you can I hope understand the dread I felt when the bottle landed on him and he dared me to fly around the Quidditch pitch in my school skirt, which is two inches too short, and my green silk shirt partially unbuttoned to reveal my latest gift from my Aunt Cissy, a lovely black lace bra. Not one to whelp out of a challenge I went back to my dorm, got changed and collected my broom.

We made our way down to the quidditch pitch, I was thanking Merlin that the evening was unseasonably warm and I started to fly around the edge of the pitch. Little did we know that Professor's Snape and Firenze were out patrolling the grounds looking for misbehaving students. You can imagine my surprise when I came face to face almost with a bemused Severus Snape. I lost concentration and flew straight into an unsuspecting Professor Firenze and knocked myself out as I hit the ground. The next thing I can remember is Snape telling my friends to return to their common rooms – which of course they did without delay. Some friends huh, leaving me alone with Snape in my short skirt with my breast exposed to him.

However, it would seem I must thank them for their speedy departure as once He'd made sure that none of my bones were broken he apparated us back to the dungeons where He proceeded to ravish me with his delightful hands and sweet kisses – it would seem he has been only too aware of my attraction to him.

So Thank you dear Hamish, I got to spend an interesting and educational evening with "The Greasy Bat of the Dungeons" and will return to Hogwarts in September as His first ever Potion's apprentice.