My Little Discord: Chaos Is Magic

What if the Mane 6 failed to defeat Discord?

This story starts during the final showdown

"Chaos is a wonderful, wonderful thing." Discord laughed as he refilled a glass full of chocolate milk. He loved chocolate milk, even though it wasn't very chaotic. He started to take a sip when he heard a voice.

"Not as wonderful as friendship!" Twilight Sparkle exclaimed. She walked towards Discord, who was staring at them with an amused look in his eyes. Usually this would scare the ponies, but they had a mission. They didn't look scared. Not even Fluttershy looked scared. In fact, she was probably the scariest looking one of all. But Discord didn't let his fear show. A person gets a pretty good poker face after an thousand years or so of ruling.

"Why, hello ladies. You look different. Did you get a haircut?" He scanned the group.

"Nah, that can't be it," He decided. "Maybe you've all gained some weight." With a quick snap of his fingers, Discord turned the ground the ponies were standing on into a giant bathroom scale. He quickly checked, and shook his head. Suddenly, a broken light-bulb appeared over his head.

"I got it! You've got your colors back!" He slithered up to Twilight Sparkle, dropping his chocolate milk in the process. It stayed suspended in the air, as if resting on an invisible table.

Discord pinched Twilight's cheek, like an annoying relative who seems to think that pain and affection are the same things.

"I knew you'd figure it out eventually, Twilight," The playful tone dropped from his voice, quickly replaced with malice. The Draconequuis casually wrapped his arm around Twilight Sparkle. "You're a smart pony. You might even be smarter than your beloved Princess Celestia. Wait, I take that back. You are smarter than the Princess. You know it, and I know it, and even Celestia knows it. Why else would she keep you in Ponyville?"

Discord felt his arm vibrating, violently. He looked down, and saw that Twilight had gone back to grey. He smiled, and snapped his fingers. A cage instantly erected itself around the group and Discord, who went around and took the Elements of Harmony off of the pony's. The bars didn't seem to bother him, seeing as he just walked right through them.

Fluttershy feelings of badassness earlier had faded. She sat down, and started crying. Discord hated crying. His hand went and started stroking the shy pony's mane, making soothing noises. He walked over to Rainbow Dash, his arm stretching the length of the cage.

"Psst. Rainbow!" He whispered. The tomboy Pegasus looked up. "I have an offer to make you. Listen closely, now. You hate seeing Fluttershy cry as much as I do, don't you?"

"What makes me think I'm going to tell you anything?" Dash spat in Discord's face. It hit an invisible barrier, leaving a wet spot. Tiny windshield wipers quickly came down and cleaned it up.

"Fine, don't say anything. Just listen. I'm willing to let Fluttershy go free. And that's no lie. I see no useful purpose for her."

"Wadda I have to do?" Asked Dash, interested.

"Well, you'd just have to become my second-in-command. I could use a pony like you. You have girl-balls." Discord stuck his hand out. "Are you in? Or out?"

Rainbow was quiet for a few minutes. Discord was about to poke her, just to get a response, when he felt a hoof bump his hand.

"We have a deal."
"Good, good." He turned to the yellow pony. "Well, Fluttershy, it seems today's your lucky day! But, before you go, I need to do something first." Discord sent some magic into his hand, which was still stroking the pony's pink hair. Fluttershy soon lost her coloring, and became Flutterbitch once more. Discord snapped his fingers, and teleported Flutterbitch back home. He grabbed the bars, and pried them apart to make a hole big enough for Rainbow Dash to fit through.

"If you try to leave, I'll kill your friends." Discord said, grinning. "Anyway, let's get down to business."

"Business?" Rainbow Dash asked.

"Of course, you silly pony. We need to have a good plan if we're going to take down Canterlot."

Uh-oh! Seems like Celstia's in for a heap of trouble! Well, that's all of the first chapter! Please review. Constructive criticism need, as this is my first fanfiction.