Josephus Aloisus Miller
Level 8 room 562
Ceres station, the Belt
Hey Havelock,
It's been a while since we've talked and I would send you a video message, but I'm not very presentable at the moment so I decided to go old-school.
So I had the weirdest dream last night. It involved me, you, and hordes of children.
It starts and I'm in a cardboard box full of junk, sitting in a bucket. After being jostled around, the box opens and a pair of hands lift me out and place me on the ground. I look down and realize… I'm a bucket too! But then, these kids start throwing really hard cookies into and around me. I tried to dodge their shots, but I couldn't move at all. (That might have been because I was a bucket.) This mean kid kept knocking me over. It was like his only goal in life was to hurt me. These older kids kept saying "No. Don't hurt Miller!" and "Stop hurting Miller!" and I was thinking "Well how do they know my name?" it was excruciating. But then, I noticed an inflatable flamingo with a name tag that read 'Havelock.' I knew something was up. The older kids seemed really attached to you for some reason, giving you leis and taking pictures.
Some time passed and an adult called all of the obnoxious children together and someone grabbed you. It looked like they were taking pictures or something. You kept screaming about the terrorizing little hands and how you were suffocating and I thought "Hey that's weird. Havelock is claustrophobic too. Huh." This is the worst part yet. One of the kids grabs you and starts running around. Other kids started chasing them and I can hear you loudly complaining about the beginnings of a hangover. (I know that you're extremely aggressive when you're drunk and I can't help but feel bad for the ignorant kids dragging you around.)
Two of the older kids finally went over and saved you from your tragic predicament. For some reason, they decided to take a picture with you. When they were done, they gently placed you in a chair surrounding one of the many tables before leaving.
I thought you might find this funny.
Hope all is well,
Josephus Aloisus Miller
Taki taki to upwiththebirds33 for helping edit and convincing me to publish this. Also, this story is based on true events of which I have witnessed or taken part in.