Clark and Stanley: A Tale of Two Idiots

by nyarlath0tep

Clark the Dweeble lives in an abandoned spaceship with his brother Stanley, the one-of-a-kind Dweeble whose IQ is that of the average human. When Stanley manages to decipher the inscription on the side of their ship, it's up to him to find a way to escape an untimely death. ((In Progress, will post more chapters soon. Please review! Flames are welcome :] ))

1. Chapter 1: Facepalm

Clark and Stanley: A Tale of Two Idiots

Chapter 1

This is my first fic, woot!

I've given C&S a little more personality, because I can. 8D

Enjoy, people!

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*thud*

"STANLEYYYY! WHAT DID YOU DO?!"

"Nothing!"

Clark the Dweeble held his head in his Graspers. Although he and his brother Stanley were complete idiots, he still considered himself superior (and smarter) than his brother Stanley. Clark figured that, being the total klutz that all dweebles were, Stanley had knocked something over...for what seemed like the 47,509th time today.

The two Dweebles lived in a small, abandoned Spaceship on planet Janth. When they found the ship, about four suns ago, it was already covered in long plantlike tendrils, and the metal was thick with rust in some spots. On a steel plate by one of the portholes was the inscription:

death by (l.o.) mind

Clark had never really figured out what this meant, but Stanley seemed wary of the words on the spaceship. However, Clark couldn't help feeling that his brother was actually on to something.