Goku Pan:

A/N: OK, this is another Disney parody and this time it's Peter Pan. I promised someone that I made it for him and I'll try to add as many cartoon characters as I can because I am only interested in anime and video game characters. And yes, Goku would play the role of Peter Pan, but I am more of a GokuXChi-Chi and a GokuXSerena fan so sorry for those who want a GokuXBulma fic. So anyway, please enjoy and review.

Chapter 1: Meet the Kazamas:

All this has happened before, and it will all happen again,, but this time it happened in London. It happened in a quiet street in Bloomsbury. That corner house over there is the home of the Kazama family and Goku chose this particular house because there were people here who believed in him. There was Mrs. Julia Chang Kazama.

At a building, there was a young woman with brown hair and a blue dress fixing her hair.

"Jin, dear. Do hurry" Julia said "we mustn't late for the party you know".

Mrs, Kazama believed that Goku was the spirit of youth… but Mr. Jin Kazama…

A man with black spiky hair with fringe wearing a white shirt and blue trousers was looking through his drawers looking for something. He seemed to be in a bad temper.

"Julia, unless I find my cuff links we don't go to the party. And if we don't go to the party I can never show my face in the office again.. And if I can never show…" He banged his head on the top drawer. "OW!"

Well, Mr. Kazama is more of a practical man. The boys, however, Ash and Naruto, believed Goku was a real person and made him the hero of all their nursery games.

In a window we see two shadows fighting each other with toy light sabres. One has 2 while one has one. Ash is wearing a blue top and blue jeans and a red and black cap with a green arch. Naruto is the youngest and he wore a blue headband, a orange jacket and trousers and shoes. Ash spoke in a scary voice.

"Blast you Goku!" Ash boomed.

"Give up, Captain Gervious?" Naruto said "Give up?"

Ash opened a drawer and Naruto fell in. "Never! I'll teach you to cut off my robot hand!"

A girl walked in. She had long pigtails and wore a blue nightgown. She smiled and told Ash that Gervious has 4 arms. Ash chuckled and thanked her and stuck two fake arms on his waist. The girl chuckled and picked up a jug.

Serena, the eldest, not only believed, she was the supreme authority on Goku and all his marvellous adventures.

Serena smiled as she talked to something. "Oh, Pikachu, must we always take the nasty tonic?"

A yellow mouse pokemon came in and tried not to trip over the blocks put some tonic on the table.

Pikachu, the nursemaid, being a dog kept his opinions to himself and viewed the whole affair with a certain tolerance.

Pikachu then put the pillows back on the beds while Ash and Naruto continued to play.

"Insolent Saiyan, I'll slash you to ribbons!" Ash called.

"And I'll rip you to pieces. Aha!" Naruto called.

"Ouch!" Ash said as his hat fell off "Careful, Naruto, you almost knocked my head off".

"I am sorry, Ash" Naruto said.

As soon as Ash put on his hat again, the two continued to play as they bounced on the bed making the pillows fell off.

"Ah, you'll never leave this ship alive" Ash called.

"Oh yes I will" Naruto called.

Pikachu put the blocks on the tower and then goes over to get the tonic.

"Scuttle me bones, foolish monkey, I'll slit your gizzard" Ash called.

"Oh no you won't" Naruto called as they locked their toy swords together "Back, back, back you villain."

"Insolent pup!" Ash snarled as Pikachu looked up as the tonic fell onto it's paw.

"Wicked pirate!" Naruto called as Pikachu noticed the tonic and he licked it off only to find it disgusting.

"Haha! I gotcha" Ash called.

"You didn't either." Naruto said "You never touched me." And he tried to stab Ash twice Take that, and that" And then he stabbed his toy lightstabre under Ash's arm. Ash groaned a fake death groan and fell to the ground.

At that moment, Jin walked in "Boys, boys, less noise, please" he said as he walked through the blocks.

"Pika?" Pikachu turned around to see the blocks falls down and try to build them up again.

"Oh hello father" Ash said in a normal voice.

Naruto, who is still playing, looked down on Ash "You old bilge rat!"

"W-W-What?" Jin asked as he heard that "Now see here, Naruto…"

"Oh, not you, father. You see, he's Goku" Ash said.

"And Ash's General Grevious" Naruto said.

"Yes, yes, of course" Jin said "have you seen my cuff links?" He knocked Pikachu into the blocks again "Oh, Pikachu, for goodness sake! Where are those cuff links?" He walked pass the cross Pokemon.

"Cuff links, father?" Ash asked.

"Yes, the gold ones" Jin said.

"Naruto, the buried treasure, where is it?" whispered Ash.

"I don't know" Naruto said.

As Jin searches the bed, Ash whispered "then that means, where's the treasure map?"

"It got lost" Naruto said.

Jin gasped suddenly "Good heavens! My shirt front" as he held up his shirt front and put it on.

"Hooray" Naruto cheered "You found it. You found it!"

"Yes, so I have" Jin said "so hereafter…" Naruto begins to pull on Jin's shirt front "Don't pull, Naruto. This is my last clean…" the shirt front sprung from the front and he sees some doodles on what Ash and Naruto did. "No… NO!"

Julia came in to look in the mirror "Jin, dear, we really must hurry, or we'll be late".

"Julia, look!" Jin said pointing to his shirt front.

Julia turned to see it, "Jin!"

"It's only chalk, father" Naruto said.

"Why, Naruto" Julia said.

"It's not his fault. It's in the story" Ash said "And Serena said…" but then Jin cut in.

"Serena? Story? I might have known" he was quite cross as he called out "Serena. SERENA!" He called as Serena came out.

"Yes father?" asked Serena.

"Would you kindly expla…" Jin begin but Serena saw her mother.

"Oh mother" Serena said "you look simply lovely."

"Thank you dear" Julia smiled.

"Serena…" Jin said.

"Just my old gown made over but it did turn out right. And I…" Julia told Serena.

"Julia, if you don't mind, I…" Jin begin.

"Why father…" Serena said "what have you done to your shirt?"

"What…have…I?" Jin groaned.

"Now, Jin, really" Julia smiled as she wiped the marks off Jin's shirt "it comes right off".

"That's no excuse!" Jin glared "Serena, haven't I warned you, stuffing the boy's heads with a lot of silly stories?"

Serena gasped and so did Ash and Naruto as they cleared away their toys.

"Oh, but they aren't" Serena said.

"I'd say there are!" Jin snapped "General Brevious! Gocut!"

"It's Goku, father" Serena said.

"Goku, pirate, POPPYCOCK!" Jin snapped.

"Oh no you don't understand" the children begin to explain at once.

"ABSOLUTE POPPYCOCK!" Jin snapped "And let me tell you, this ridiculous…"

Julia begins to tie his bow "Now, Jin…"

"NOW, JIN…" Jin snarled as Pikachu had to listen "NOW, JIN. WELL, NOW JIN WLL HAVE HIS SAY!"

"Please, dear" Julia tried to calm her husband down.

"Julia, the child's growing up" Jin said "It's high time she got a room of her own!"

"FATHER!" Serena gasped.

"Jin!" Julia gasped.

"WHAT?!" Ash gasped.

"No…" Naruto called.

"Pika?!" Pikachu gasped.

"I mean it!" Jin snapped and he turned to Serena "Young lady, this is your last night in the nursery!. And that's my last word on the matter!" He turned to leave but tripped over Pikachu. The Pokemon tried to run but Jin tripped on a roller skates and Pikachu was knocked back as Jin was sent flying as the skates was caught in the rug "NO!" And with a large crash, he crashed into a drawer and Pikachu bumped into a wall. The children and Julia ran to Pikachu.

"Poor Pikachu…" they all said.

"Poor Pikachu?" Jin asked and then got very angry "This is the last straw!" He stood up and yells at Pikachu and pointed at the door. "OUT! OUT, I SAID!"

"No, father, no" Naruto pleaded but Jin grabbed Pikachu and pulled him out.

"YES! THERE'LL BE NO MORE POKEMON FOR NURSEMAIDS IN THIS HOUSE!" Naruto tried to stop him but Julia held him back.

"Goodbye, Pikachu" Naruto said quietly as Pikachu waved back.

Outside, Jin was speaking sarcastically to himself "Poor Pikachu. Oh yes, poor Pikachu" he snapped "but poor father, oh no." He let Pikachu go and was looking for something. "Blast it! Where is that rope?" He turned around and saw Pikachu holding it to him. "Oh thank you."

"Pikachu, Pika" Pikachu said sadly as Jin tied the rope to Pikachu's tiny leg.

Jin noticed him and tried to reason with him as he got water for him. "Dash it all, Pikachu. D-Don't loot at me like that. It's nothing personal. It's just that--- Well, you're not really a nurse at all. You're… Well, a pokemon. And the children aren't pokemon, they're people. And sooner or later, Pikachu, people have to grow up."

Pikachu nodded and Jin patted him on the head and walked away.

In the bedroom, the children are about to go to bed by Juila. Serena felt upset.

"But mother, I don't want to grow up" Serena pleaded.

"Now dear" Julia said as she tugged her in. "Don't worry about it any more tonight."

"He called Goku absolute poppycock" Ash said.

"I'm sure he doesn't mean it, Ash" Julia said as she tugged him in as well "Your father is just upset."

Naruto was weeping. "Poor Pikachu. Out there all alone".

Julia tugged him in as well and tried to cheer him up "No more tears, Naruto. It's a warm night. He'll be alright".

Naruto smiled and then he found something in his hand. "Mother?"

"What is it dear?"

"The buried treasure" Naruto said as he gave back Julia Jin's hand cuffs.

"Now children" Juila said as she walked to the window. "Don't judge your father so harshly. After all, he really loves you very much." She was about to close it when Serena cut in.

"Oh, don't lock it, mother. He might come back" she said.

"He?" asked Julia.

"Yes. Goku" Serena said as she laid down again "You see, I found something that belongs to him."

"Oh? And what's that?" asked Juila.

Serena yawned "His shadow…"

"Shadow?" asked Julia.

"Mmm-hmm. Pikachu had it, but I…" Serena said as she was about to overcome by sleep "I took it away".

Julia was not too sure as she turned off the lights. "Yes, of course. Good night dear." And she closed the door.

To be continued…

Next time, we get to meet Goku, the hero of our story.