"GOD BLESS AMERICA" Steve yelled as Tony went down on him. "MOXY" he screamed as he orgasmed. Tony grinned EGOTISTICALLY, his chest glowed with delight. He pulled out a wrench, "Are you ready to feel like a REAL SOLDIER Mr. Rogers?"
"OOHHH Tony SEMPAII SANNN" Steve gargled.
Tony looked around, unable to find lube, so instead, he used MOTOR OIL.
Steve cried and recited the declaration of independence as Tony shoved a wrench up his ass with motor oil. Tony laughed, taking a swig of PURE VODKA. Steve orgasmed and came and his come was apple pie flavoured. Tony licked it, "Mmm, tastes like HOME. Except not, because my father was abusive and never made apple pie." Tony cried, his eyes swimming in the ghosts of his past.
Steve embraced Tony with his manly arms and cried too.
"I NEED A DADDY STEVE. MINE WASN'T A FATHER." Tony cried, shuddering in Steve's All-American arms. "Get ready for daddy's love" Steve whispered sensually as his eyebrows wiggled with delight. Steve grabbed Babe Ruth's baseball bat. Tony's eyes widened in horror.
Since there was no lube he used APPLE PIE to grease up the bat and shoved it up Tony's ass with love. Tony let out a cry as the large wood entered his FLUTTERING ANUS.
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