Today was the day.
Creeper would finally get some respect from players.
He could feel the rush of excitement coursing through his blocky body, as he tacked on the very last nail. He took a step back and stared proudly at the finished project.
And then it came crashing down.
Maybe you shouldn't make it out of gravel and sand, creeper?
"Shut up."
CREEPER'S CAKE STAND