[Saitou's Angels] [1.0]
by Khursten Santos
Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN ANY OF THE RK CHARACTERS HERE! The concept taken in this fic was inspired by the series, Charlie's Angels. Have fun minna!!
NOTE: Oh! Uhmm... this contains scenes that are not suited for children. Parental Guidance is advised.
[ afternoon... in Tokyo's red light district... A woman in a sultry kimono enters a bar named , Kyosuke. She sits in front of the bar and orders a cup of sake ]
Woman: I want it freshly brewed.
[ a man enters the scene, carrying a fairly large tweed bag by his arm. He walks towards the ladies table]
Man: The bluest sky is infinitely high
Woman: and crystal clear [she sips her sake]
Woman: Do you have it?
Man: Yes. [places the bag on the table. The woman stops him.]
Woman: Maa maa, you're in a rush young man. Honestly speaking [sweeps her hair off her face] I don't like transacting business in places like these... I like someplace comfortable... somewhere pleasurable.
[ the woman stands up and seductively walks out of the restaurant. She turns around to the man.]
Woman: Iku yo [Come now.]
[ the man follows suit with eyes drooling over the lady's tight bum. She turns towards a small corner then enters a leisure house named Koi. She talks to the person at the counter and then headed upstairs. She looked at the man with a devlish smile on her face.]
Woman: Come, let's get started with our transaction.
[ The man follows, only needing a bucket to save his blood from nosebleeding... The couple went upstairs and went in a room which was not as dainty and looked rather... bonding... the man bled a gallon, just stimulated by the view]
Woman: Won't you come in?
[The lady was now seated on this nearby bed which had cuffs and shackles at its four corners. She was seated in a rather seductive pose, not even a rooster could resist... *SANO: HEY! ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ME?! KHURSTEN: NANI!?! GO FIGURE! SANO: Is it me? *gets a bad whack from megumi*]
Woman: I love finishing my transactions with my clients with things like this. It's my way of saying "It's a pleasure working with you."
Man: Uhmm... where's... where's the payment.
[ the woman claps her hands and two ladies came out carying four money bags ]
Woman: Each bag contains 1,000,000 yen. I guess that's enough for you.
[ the man nods and grabs the money. But the two girls drove it away from him giving him a "no-no-no" sign ]
Woman: Oh! You're too excited. I want you to show me first what you got.
[The man brings out the content of his tweed bag... it was a steel-alloy covered tmie bomb, with enough TNT to blow edo castle...]
Man: A real beauty isn't it? It's the latest technology from the -
[ the man got caught short as the lady started to make *advancements* ]
Woman: I wasn't referring to that... I was refering to other things...
Man: *blushing* Oh... hehehe... I have some... *gulp* of that...
Woman: You only have some?? But we're three? Do you have enough for three?? [all girls smile with a sultry smile]
Man: I... I... I guess...
Woman: Good...
[The girls come towards him]
Woman2: Do you like bondage, sempai??
Woman: Do you want to know the feel of being bound?
Woman: We'd like to make you feel comfortable.
[ the man nods thinking *am I not the luckiest guy on earth?!* he willingly accepts to be bound, so the girls laid him down and bound him with the shackles and cuffs found in the bed. They tied his mouth with a band then he heard a girlish giggle]
Woman: Men... they're totally gullible. [girls laughed harder]
Woman2: What do you think Saitou will say to this one?
Woman3: He'll say "Good work Angels!"
[The girls laughs and leaves the room carrying the money and the bomb. The man struggles in bed... Camera goes back to the girls, now in their normal clothes as they walk down the street]
Saitou: [voice over] Once upon a time, there were three different girls
[A young girl grabs a sewing needle and started stitching the arm of her doll.]
Girl1: You're going to be well soon.
[Screen flashes name: MEGUMI]
[Another girl is shown, this time, holding a shinai in her hand]
Girl2: HYAA!! HYAA!! HYAA!!
[two young girls clap for the girl. screen flashes name: KAORU]
[scene changes and another girl is shown, lying down on the floor sleeping heavily with a paper crane on her hand. A man picks her up and the camera focuses on the sleeping girl's face. sceern flshes name: MISAO!]
Saitou: [voice over] Who grew up to be three different women.
[Screen shows Megumi moving around Dr. Genzai's clinic, Kaoru teaching Yahiko some kendo, and Misao still sleeping inside the temple]
Saitou: [voice over] But they do have three things in common... They're
BRILLIANT
BEAUTIFUL
[Yahiko: I PROTEST!!! I- x_X gets whacked by an unkown shinai]
and they work for me... My name is Saitou.
[And that great cinematic scene is shown with burning fire and body outlines of Misao, Kaoru and Megumi, all forming into some really cool poses that they never really attained in their whole time in Rurouni Kenshin (Hmm... Misao might've but Kaoru *Khursten gets whacked in the head by an unkown shinai!) and that flashing screen title of SAITOU'S ANGELS!]
[Saitou's Angel's 1.25]
[Bright day... green forest surrounds the temple. Misao busily sits down, observing Aoshi and Aoshi and Aoshi and Aoshi... in that bright beautiful day, a pigeon comes in and gives a message to Misao (due to the inexistence of NOKIA 8210, we'll just stick to carrier pigeons as the best way of communication... this is Meiji style after all! ^_^]
[Misao reads the note]
Misao: Kyaa... [stands up]
Aoshi: Misao...
Misao: Eeto... Aoshi-sama, I have someplace to go to.. rather important...
Aoshi:...
Misao: Anou... Sai-
Aoshi: Saitou again.
Misao: Hai! Anou, I'm sorry Aoshi-sama, but I really need to go. I promise I'll make it up next time.
[Misao smiles at Aoshi and leaves hurriedly out of the temple. Aoshi follows Misao with his eyes.]
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Megumi: If you just keep still!!
Sano: Ittai!! Ittai!!! Ittai!!! [ouch! ouch! ouch!]
Megumi: [holds Sano's hands still] you want your hand working don't you? [pulls the bandage rounds Sano's hands tighter!]
Sano: IIIIIITTTTAAAAAIIIII!! [Think... the girlish scream on earth! *Sano fans start throwing darts at the poor Khursten]
[Just during the little struggle the doctor had with the now SD Sano, whimpering like hell at high noon... a pigeon comes in and hands megumi a note]
Megumi: Oh dear, I need to go to the agency...
Sano: But what about my...
Megumi: First and foremost, there's nothing wrong with your hand. [megumi grabs Sano's and gives it a hand breaking wring... another girlish scream was heard] Now they do! You better give that to Dr. Genzai for check up.
[Megumi leaves the clinic]
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Kaoru: A dash of salt [she places half cup of salt in the pot]
Kenshin: Kaoru-dono...
Kaoru: Oh please Kenshin, just stop whining! You've been such a good help around here, it's my time to do the cooking for you! Ne kenshin, can you pass me the shouyu?
Kenshin: [with sweatdrops] HAI... -_-;;
[a pigeon comes in and hands Kaoru a note. While Kaoru reads the note, Kaoru just kept on pouring... and pouring.. and pouring... the shouyu...]
Kenshin: Oro?! @_@;; Kaoru-dono...
Kaoru: Yeah Kenshin... I know what I'm doing...
Kenshin: Kaoru-dono!! Shouyu wa de gozaru na!
[Kaoru looks at her pot and it's... oh well what you'd expect.. it's Kaoru... *Another mysterious shinai whacks Khursten* She's @_@...]
Kaoru: [disturbed and annoyed] Kenshin... why didn't you... [matching evil eyes and Sailor-enhanced arm, with matching anchor tattoo]
Kenshin: I've been telling you Kaoru-dono... demo... [Kenshin's eyes changes to a semi-battousai look] Kaoru-dono, where are you going?
Kaoru: Oh, I need to go the agency. Saitou called for me...
Kenshin: [battousai-eyes] Kaoru-dono... I'm very upset of this saitou man you're working for...
Kaoru: Oh Kenshin, you worry too much! My father used to work with him! C'mon... he's a nice guy!
kenshin: Have you ever seen him?
Kaoru: Eh... anou... oh look! time flies by when you're having fun! [oro?!] Kenshin, can you do me a favor and finish the cooking for me...
Yahiko: Oh he'd be glad to kaoru!!
kenshin: Yahiko!?! ^_^;;
Kaoru: ja kenshin!
[kaoru leaves and Yahiko approaches the pot, with a spoon in his hand... ]
Kenshin: YAHIKO!! DON'T!!!
[Too late! Yahiko's x_x...]
Yahiko: x_x That tastes really awful x_x....
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[Saitou's Angel's 1.5]
[girls meet in the agency and Kaoru brings a bowl of hot soup]
Kaoru: here, have some of my soup.
[Two girls look at each other... saying "DON'T EVEN ATTEMPT TO EAT IT IF YOU WISH TO LIVE!"]
Kaoru: I was cooking it for my Kenshin this morning...
Misao:[changes topic] So it's now MY KENSHIN eh? [teases Kaoru]
Megumi: [shrugs] What did Kenshin ever see in a tomboy like you?
Kaoru: Megumi!! [raccoon face appears!]
Megumi: Kenshin deserves women of high class and style...
Misao: yeah, like foxes...
Megumi: Well at least its better than a weasel... [And that infamous ^.^ Ohohoho! Ohohoho! Ohohoho! OHohoho!]
Misao: Kyaa!! Will you just let me get my hands on you!!!
[Misao prepares to give her fatal kecho kick to megumi but Kaoru restrains her]
Megumi: don't act like that on me Misao-chan. Remember I still have your breast-enhancement medicine so that your Aoshi-sama will finally notice you...
[Misao behaves. *.* As good as a weasel *unknown kunais were thrown at Khursten]
[Kaoru and Megumi laugh at Misao as Okina enters the room]
Girls: Morning Okina!
Okina: Oh good morning pretty ladies... Oh look! Who brought this hot soup here, can I have a sip
[Megumi and Misao warns Okina, but too late Okina's x_X]
Misao: Don't tell us we didn't warn you...
Kaoru: Hey! My soup's not that bad?! Is it?
Megumi: Why don't you ask the one who just tasted it?
[Kaoru looks at Okina who was now being given CPR by Misao.. After a few chops and breathers, the old man wakes, coughing the excess soup that was still in his mouth..]
Kaoru: oh... it was that bad?
Okina:[politely] It wasn't that bad Kaoru, just a bit salty [coughs! Coughs! Coughs!]
Kaoru: Oh okay! Well blame it on Kenshin! He didn't warn me that I had put too much shouyu!
Misao: [whispers to megumi] Always blaming it on Himura. I pity that guy...
[Megumi nods]
Okina: You girls better take a seat, Saitou might call anytime now...
[Okina sets up the LARGE PHONOGRAPH (due to the inexistence of small speakerphones, the cast has deemed to use phonographs to transmit phone calls... this is after all... Meiji Era) and soon a familiar coughing was heard]
Saitou: Good morning angels.
Girls: Good morning Saitou!
Saitou: I believe your last mission was a total success.
Misao: I believe we kept him BOUND [girls laugh loudly... Okina sweatdropped]
Saitou: Well girls, you did a good job, unlike this ahou right-hand of mine.
Okina: ME?!?
Saitou: Ahou ga! I received another report that you have been going to the red light district again!
Okina: Oh! They must've mistaken it for someone else...
Saitou: I was thinking that the rumors aren't true, but I can't ignore this picture of this man's beard tied with a small ribbon... it was rather...
Okina: Hai! Hai! Gomen Saitou. You better not tell them to the girls.
[Misao casts a dangerous eye to Okina!]
Misao: WHY YOU OLD PERV-?!
Saitou: Misao, before you kill Okina, I have a new assignment for the three of you.
[a most unlikely character enters... in her aqua sea green kimono]
Saitou: Girls, I want you to meet Mr. Kamatari Honjo.
[ Girls gave a scrutinizing look at their guest ]
Okina: Are you definite that this is Mr. Kamatari Honjo, Saitou?
Saitou: well, he should be the one there, since he's the client.
Misao: Wait... so this one's ... Are you the daughter of Mr. Kamatari Honjo?
[Kamatari just smiled with a matching sweatdrop]
misao: ??? [scratches head]
Megumi: BAKA!?! [gives Misao a big whack in the head] Don't you know that men of these kinds are increasing in number... Men who are often misunderstood and repressed of their femininity end up to people like Mr. Honjo... It's sad really, but I do hope you're happy with what you are now. [shakes Kamatari's hand... Kamatari sweatdrops]
Misao: Oh my... are you talking about repression? Aoshi-sama's been completely repressed since Hannya and the others died... and well, he's been silent and has been doing nothing but ikebana and origamis in the afternoons... do you think...
Kaoru: He does ikebana and origami?
Misao: Hai! He says it relaxes his ki... Do you think?
Kaoru: Aren't ikebana and origami a girl thing?
[Misao's eyes gets watery]
MegumI: Oh well, it seems that your Aoshi-sama has joined the band.
Misao: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Kaoru: [hands tissue to the wailing Misao] Megumi, stop teasing!
Megumi: Oh but, there are AoshixKenshin doujinshis in the market.
Kaoru: Kenshin?! [teary eyed]
Misao: Aoshi-sama and Himura??
[The two looked at each other and started to...]
M&K: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!
Megumi: Crybabies.
Saitou: [coughs] Girls, let's focus on the briefing.
[kamatari seats at a chair opposite to the girls]
Kamatari: I am an employee of the Komagata Petroleum Company. And since the death of the company's owners, our former boss' right-hand man, Seta Soujiro, has been given the responsibility to govern the company. This angered another employee of the company, vice-chairman Houji Sadojima, who believes that he has more right than Seta-san.
[Kamatari pulls out a picture]
Misao: Wow! You guys have surveillance cameras!!
Kaoru: [whispers to Misao] Baka! They don't even have those yet!!
Kamatari: [sweatdrops] Well actually, a kind tourist gave this to us when we were searching for some clues. They said, while they were taking some pictures outside the edo castle, there was a strange broom-headed man carrying a bound man by his shoulder. Look here...
[kamatari shows the girls the pictures... there were two lovely tourists smiling, and at the background was a noticeable guy with a broom for a head, and a strapped Soujirou]
Misao: No one can't miss that one coming.
Saitou: Angels, since Seta's disappearance Houji Sadojima has taken over the company. He will have a party tomorrow night at his house. And you Angels, are invited.
Misao: Anou, can we bring dates?!
Okina: Angels, you're going to attend the little party and get some information about Mr. Seta's abduction.
Kaoru: Un! Now, if Mr. Broomy man is the one who kidnapped Soujirou.
Megumi: And Mr. Sadojima is the new boss of the Komagata company...
Misao: Then perhaps, Broomy man worked for Sadojima and he was ordered to kidnap Mr. Soujiro...
[Angels in a unified OOOOOOOOOHHHHH! SOU KA!!!]
Kaoru: Hmm... if that's the case, it's time to crash the party!
[scene begins with Kaoru and Megumi back at their lovely sultry kimonos, they hold onto Okina who was just as proud as ever...]
Okina: *thought* the girls!! The girls!!!
Kaoru: We've got to be communicating all the time.
Megumi: Of course, we can't use our trusty pigeons. [makes an inner comment... "Oh if only NOKIA sponsored this film, we could have had our Nokia 8210! -_-;;"]
Kaoru: I've got the best one yet. [She brings out a number of 2X2 paper cutlets] Here... The best way to get our message across are thru paper airplanes. Misao taught me how to do this... She got it from Aoshi.
Megumi: [starry eyed] Is he really a~! [kunai flashes through her hair] I guess he's not...
[While Kaoru demonstrates to everyone how to make paper airplanes... Misao goes around playing to be bartender...]
Misao: [takes a while and scribbles on her 2x2 paper] No sign of the broom head man. [Folds in a speedy plane, and flies it in the air.
Kaoru: Alright, you just tear this middle part.
Okina: Like this? [tears the middle part of the fold of the plane]
Kaoru: That's too big... something smaller like... Ore...
[a small paper plane crashlands into Kaoru's palm]
Kaoru: [reading] Misao hasn't seen the broom head fella yet. Let's split into groups now.
Okina: But I can't make the paper plane yet!
Megumi: You know, I often wonder how the hell Aoshi and Misao tolerated growing up with this old man?
Kaoru: Beats me! Okina! There's Mr. Sadojima! Go and talk to him while we look for Broomy man.
Okina: But... [arranges himself and keeps his cool] Hello Mr. Sadojima! Congratulations in your promotion.
Houji: Oh it's nothing. It's just a manifestation of my utmost loyalty to Shi- *ahem* Makoto-sensei.
Okina: Hmm... That seems shown well.
Houji: What do you know of my predecessor, Mr-
Okina: Call me Okina.
Houji: Okina, have you heard the greatness of the man that is Shishio makoto? Come with me in my private room, and I will tell you all about my master...
[Houji leads Okina out of the crowded hall]
[The girls are now at separate parts of the hall, waiting for broomy man to come out]
[Misao receives a badly made paper plane]
Message: Misao! Why the hell did you even think of this paper plane madness! -Megumi
[Megumi receives paper planes at the end of the hall]
Message: I was thinking of a way to communicate in this big hall. Then I saw Aoshi-sama flying out some cute paper planes in Aoiya, and well he says as long as it is executed with great power and precision... The plane can be maneuvered at any point as you wish. So I asked him to teach me how to make it! And he did! *.* Kyaa! And then he even help me make the appropriate paper cuts so that I could bring it here! Don't you think he's so cool! - Misao
[Misao receives another piece of paper]
Message: You idiot! How'd you expect me to understand all the things that you said in a 2X2 paper! Your writing is so small. Send again! -Megumi
[megumi receives another paper]
Message: I said, I saw Aoshi make these paper planes and I asked him to teach me. - Misao
[Misao receives another plane]
Message: He is so gay! ^.^ Ohohoho! Ohohoho! -Megumi
[Misao fumes and searches for Megumi in the banquet hall, walking in her typical "I-am-annoyed-and-you're-going-to-receive-my-deadly-kenpo-punch-which-Hannya-taught-me-when-I-was-young" walk. Megumi just laughed as soon as she was about to grapple Megumi, a paper plane flies by.]
Message: Will the two of you stop fighting?! You've got to be focused! Have you heard from Okina yet? - Kaoru
[Meanwhile...]
Houji: And so, because of his knowledge of particular things that only the government should know, Shishio-sama was burned to death by the Meiji governement!
Okina: -_-;; *thought* I know my history boy.
[Back to the banquet hall]
[Misao received notes]
Message: Misao! That guy by the bar. He's kinda cute! -Megumi
Message2: Misao! That guy by the bar. He's kind of cute. Why don't you talk to him and show your Makimachi charm? -Kaoru
[Megumi and kaoru received notes]
message: ARA!?! What will Aoshi-sama say?! - Misao
[Misao receives another set of planes]
message: STOP THINKING ABOUT AOSHI! THIS GUY'S MORE OF YOUR KIND! C'mon!! - Megumi
Message: Why don't you just give it a try Misao... There's no harm in getting the guy's name...
[Misao gulps and moved towards the guy!]
Misao: hi! Can I have more cups of sake to serve?
[the guy lifted his head up and...]
Misao: You... you...
[A note flies in between the guy and Misao, the note unfolds itself, because it was badly folded]
Message: IT'S THE BROOMY HAIRED MAN! Attack him! -Kaoru
[Misao looks up and now, the broomy haired man dashes out of the scene]
[The angels followed the broomy haired man... he turns towards the corridors of Tokyo and towards the dark pathways near the banquet hall... as they followed, they took off their costume and wore their combat tight leather clothing ensemble (Kenshin: [nosebleeds] Oro!?! Aoshi:[nosebleeds]... Sano:[nosebleeds]Alright!)]
Misao: Hurry girls!
[The girls quicken pace, as they reach a dead end... This time in cool pose, the broomy haired man takes of his cloak and a mass of swords and stuff were shown in their twinkling glory (Kenshin: Kirei! They're the most beautiful swords I've ever seen in my whole jutsu life! Aoshi: Aa.)]
Kaoru: Whoa! he's fully armed.
Misao: well! We can't just stand here!
Megumi: Oh you know me about guys with swords, they're not my type.
Misao: [evil grin] Is this why you're always with that rooster head?! [kaoru evil grins with her.]
megumi: IT'S NOT LIKE THAT!!! There's an exception to Kenshin of course...
Kaoru: HEY!!!
[man turns around, cleaning his nose with his trademark "cotton buds"]
Man: Oi oi oi! You girls babble a lot... why don't we just get this done and over with.
[man pulls out his swords. The girls stand in their kick-ass kung fu poses]
Man: you girls would be shredded fowls in no time.
Misao: Not a chance buddy. You're hair will be the stables next stack of hay! ARRRRAAAAA!!
[Misao initiates attack with her very good Kecho kick! kaoru comes next, practicing her body busting move. The guy's pretty slick as he evades the two attacks. Megumi stands at the far corner and throws one of her medicated darts, but his sword got in the way so tough luck. The girls attacked a second round with high end "Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon" stunts. Misao climbs the wall and flips around giving the broomy haired man a Chun Li style of fan kick... Broomy haired man gets thrown to the wall, with beautiful swords at his back crushed into ashes.]
Broomy: [wipes the blood of his face] Tsu.
[megumi comes and gives him a hand attack, which he succesfully blocked each time, except of curse until that part wherein megumi grabs his arm and gives it a good break *crack* Broomy screams in pain but he twists himself around and gets himself away from Megumi's grip. wipes the blood off his nose and jumps high... Crouching Tiger style. And like the movieCrouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, you could see the characters jump in big leaps from one roof to another. Broomy haired man stops and jumps down a high tower... Girls follow and dropped to ground, seeing no sign of the guy. Instead, they see three doors surrounding them.]
Kaoru: Alright! let's do a search. misao! megumi! Check those two doors if they're clear...
[Girls nodded and kick the doors. Nothing much... just empty space...]
Kaoru: Alright.. then I guess, there's no where else left but him to stay here...
[Kaoru kicks the door and there was this woung man bound to chair facing the wall]
Misao: Oh! We found him! We found Mr. Seta!
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[Saitou's Angel's 1.75]
[Girls are back at the agency with kamatari and Seta having big smiles on their faces]
Seta: Maa maa, i'm really grateful you pretty girls saved my life [smile!]
Misao: Kyaa... that was nothing... ^_^ [smile][talking to the girls in English (C'mon, I've been doing the subtitled version here, Saitou's Angels come only in japanese dubs! This is the only part where it's in English)] i think he's pretty cute. He has such a cute smile!
Megumi: [in English] Oh, are you swapping Aoshi-sama for him? If that's the case, I'll take on Aoshi. [smiles]
Misao: Do that and you die! [smile]
kaoru: Girls! Let's not have a little disargument here [smiles]
Seta: Anou, I'm not pretty sure though that it'll be pretty safe for me to be home by myself... I hope one of you can accompany me for the night [smiles to Misao]
[misao blushes]
Megumi: oh! Misao-chan would be delighted to accompany you! [Speaks in English] I'll keep watch of Aoshi while you're gone.
[misao can't hesitate it's part of her job!]
Seta: Domo ne, minna!
Kamatari: Oh! We might have another problem. Sou-chan and i have to make this business deal with this American petrol distributor by Friday, and well, we need some files of the company for the meeting. Demo, Houji keeps it in this very sacred room, and only he has the key to that room. I was hoping, well, since Sou-kun is the real prsident of the company, can you get this key for us?
[Girls look at each other]
Angels; no problem! [smiles]
[Kamatari then explains the situation]
Kamatari: Houji's house is not easy to break into. It used to be the house of a Tokugawa so expect a whole lot of trapdoors and singing floors [These are actually floors that can make some noise once you step on them (Thanks Discovery Channel!)] houji's room is found at the end of the hall. The way to Houji's room is very tricky. The flooring is made entirely of singing floorboards, so contact with the floor for more than 0.05 seconds would immediately creat a sound. Creating sound is not realy the real problem. The problem is that the singing floorboards are attached to a latch system which emanates poisonous darts if you do make the floorboards sing. It's pretty difficult to get through there... Houji would take a different route to go to his bedroom. The other route is as difficult too because of the backs of bodyguards roaming the area. The best way to get there is through the floorboards. It's pretty imposible but-
Kaoru: But nothing's impossible with Saitou's Angels. The only way to get through there is using speed more than light.
[Saitou's Angel's 1.8]
Kaoru: [narrates as the scene realy happens Actual Time] The scenario is pretty easy. Misao here, who has been trained for such situations, will get in the house. While, Megumi and I will keep the guards busy...
[Megumi is back to her sultry kimono outfit... she walks down the street with Kaoru who seems to be the aid of Megumi]
megumi: Hurry slave!
Kaoru: You're taking advantage of this mission!
megumi: Oh I just love treating you badly. ^.^ Ohohoho! Ohohoho! Ohohoho!
[Kaoru face faults. -_-;;]
[Megumi walks on, as they approach the house, she stops right infront of the guard house where the body guards seem to be patrolling are (It's poker night) Megumi bends down and the body guards *drool* and *nosebleeds*]
MegumI: Kaoru-chan! I need some help with my geta...
Kaoru: hai! [aoru helps and bends too... now guys nosebleeding to their heart's content] Misao took advantage and jumped into the compound.]
Kaoru: The only way to get through there is using speed more than light...
[misao is already inside the house, she climbs upstairs and notices the hallway kamatari was talking about. She then does some little tumble, and twis, and turn, with her body amost off the ground the whole time. She mimcks a Ryu Kan sen Tsumiji without the sword, but with the twist as she reaches for the door to slide, She slides the door in time and she rolls Lara Croft Style into houji's bed Room.]
Kamatari: houji keeps the key under his pillow... to get it is another difficult factor.
[Misao closes in o Houji's bed and made him turn t his right side. She lifts the free part of the pillow and grabs the key.]
Misao: Bingo.
[She then does another Tombraider style of acrobatics as she leaves the Sadojima compound]
[Saitou's Angels 1.90]
Misao: Hello!? Is anyone here?
[door is opened by a smiling Soujiro]
Soujirou: Konbanwa! Come inside! [Soujirou asks Misao to come inside the house]
[in the meantime, Megumi's in the temple, keeping watch of Aoshi.]
Megumi: So, Aoshi, how are you? Haven't seen you since the Kanryuu incident. I'm glad you're doing well. [smiles]
Aoshi:...
[Megumi sweatdrops]
[In the meantime, in the kamiya Dojo]
Kaoru: Kenshin, burn some more wood!
Kenshin: Hai kaoru-dono!
[Kaoru soaks in deeper into her ofuro (bathtab)]
Kaoru: Kimochi... [This feels good...]
[in the meantime, in the agency]
Okina: [singing] I'm looking for some hot stuff baby this evening.. I need some hot stuff baby [someone knocks on the door,he opens to see Kamatari ina sexy tight leather jumpsuit... and he/she has actually something nice to show (Kamatari: Oh the power of breast enhancements! They wont easily slip off from your bra!)]
okina: Mr Honjou.
Kamatari: Didn't I tel you on the phone to refer to me as Kama-chan?
Okina: Eeto... You're a man...
Kamatari: Oh, but I'm a woman inside!?
Okina: [facefaults]
Kamatari: Honestly speaking, Kamatari's just an alias I used. My boyfriend gave it to me... you want to know the word it actually came from?
Okina: [scared] what?!?
Kamatari: kamasutra... [sultry smile on her face. RK Guys: Hontou ni!?!]
[In the meantime, in kamiya dojo]
Kaoru: That's enough kenshin! The bath is hot enough.
[outside, worn Kenshin falls on his back and takes a rest]
[inside, Kaoru relaxes in the ofuro... singing some tune she heard a few days ago. As she turns to her other side, she gets strangled in the neck by a towel!]
Kaoru: AAAAAACCCCKKKK!!
[Kenshin wakes in full battousai mode! He springs back to life, Hiten Mitsuruugi Style]
[In the meantime, in the temple]
Megumi: Oh! I believe that song was such a big hit among the locals!
[Aoshi stands up from his meditation]
Aoshi: I'm going home now.
Megumi: Oh! I'll come home with you too.
Aoshi: I'm afraid not. you haven't started your prayers yet. you have to be grateful to kami-sama for what he has given you.
[Aoshi bows to Megumi and walks away from the temple.]
Megumi: Darn! How can Misao tolerate such a man!
[In the meantime in the Seta residence]
Soujirou: Hahaha! You're really funny!
misao: Oh well! it's the makimachi charm working!
Soujirou: hai! I do believe so! [smile] And you look kawaii too!
Misao: [blushes] You're being funny now Soujirou.
[the two laughed in unison. Soujirou just kept on smiling and so did Misao...]
Sojirou: I really like you Misao-chan. i just hope, after this thing, you'd come to my house more often [smiles] i'd like to see you, you're very calming and relaxing to talk to. [smiles]
[misao blushes, now almost as red as beet]
Soujirou: i think you're the prettiest girl I've ever seen [smiles]
Misao: [blushes] Ohohoho! Ohohoho! dame o dame! Gomen ne Sou-chan, demo, I'm pretty much taken already.
Soujirou: [smiles] really? That sucks... Can i perhaps, borrow you from him from time to time... i simply cannot stand being away from you [soujirou sits closer to Misao]
Misao: Sou-chan... ehehehe...
[In the meantime... in the Houji's compound, the broomy head man's shadow can be seen through the screen. He's standing above Houji's bed, then slices the man's head off]
[And in real time, Kaoru struggles inside the ofuro. She tries to get her attacker's weapon away from her neck. Just then... the ofuro's door open and Kaoru heard "Hiten Mitsuruugi Ryuu, Ryu Mei sen!" her attacker gets knocked unconcious on the ground and she looks at the door, where a Kenshin, breathing heavily as if he was given a rigid exercise, was standing.]
Kenshin: Kaoru-dono, daijobu-
Kaoru:[fuming...] Kenshin... How many times do I have to tell you-
Kenshin: [looks at Kaoru who seems to be in her bare skin] Oro! @.@!!
Kaoru: not to enter the the OFURO!!!!! [kaoru throws buckets to kenshin who speedily walks away from the ofuro using his god-speed speed]
[In the meanwhile while megumi was in the temple.. a most dangerous smell was emanated]
Megumi: Is that incense??
[the smell seems to get stronger and rather pungent.. megumi starts to cough inside the temple]
Megumi: That smell.. it's so familiar to me... It's sulfur!
[When it came to megumi's being, she ran quickly away from the temple and towards the open field... just then, a carier pigeon flies by and drops her a note]
message: go to the dojo quick! -Kaoru
To be continued!!