Starflight's Guide to Keeping Calm

by Sparingly119

Can't keep calm waiting for Darkstalker Legends? Are you licking the pages of books trying to get new content. Take a look at this handy little guide written by Starflight and Fatespeaker so the hype train doesn't kill you.

Starflight's Guide to Keeping Calm.

By Starflight and Fatespeaker.

Note: I do not own Wings of Fire

Hello. My name is Starflight of the Nightwings. My transcriber is Fatespeaker of the Nightwings. Today I will teach you how not to go insane waiting for Darkstalker Legends. I for one, would very much like to read it because he is standing right over there and I need to know his weaknesses.

Wait patiently

-Just sit there and wait. It will come soon. Find a comfy chair and wait… just… sit still… AUGH! I can't do it.

-Re-Read it to catch up. If you've already done that…

-Make paper planes. Why paper planes? Because origami other things are too hard.

-Attempt to open pears without spilling the juice. It is a task even the best have failed.

2. Read it earlier.

- Read an excerpt. It's not a lot, so it'll probably just get you more hyped.

- Read a fan version. Actually….

- Don't read a fan version. Make sure of this.

- Invent time travel. Go forward in time and read it. This is currently the only 100% way of reading a legit version.

3. Don't go on a fandom craze.

Fandom crazes kill. Remember the "Lord of the Rings" attacks of 1980. Fandom crazes can cause terrible things, such as:

Terrible fan music.

Terrible shippings.

Terrible fanart.

Terrible fanfictions.

Licking the pages of books.

Fridge Destruction.

I hope this guide helped you people. I have to go now and spend quality time with Fatespeaker, my totally legit girlfriend… or maybe not because Darkstalker is right there. Oh yeah. My best advice right now is RUN! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! FATESPEAKER, STOP WRITING DOWN EVERYTHING I SAYYyyyyrefgoyeo9

About the Author

Starflight of the Nightwings is the Nightwing from the prophecy. He now is the Librarian at Jade Mountain Academy. He gave up trying to open his pears, and is currently dragging Fatespeaker away from Darkstalker. He was blinded at the Nightwing Island.

About the Transcriber

Fatespeaker of the Nightwings is Starflight's friend form the Nightwing Island. She is a little crazy for Starflight, but Starflight may or may not like her like that back. I know what you're thinking. "If Starflight and Fatespeaker are running away right now, who are you, writing?"

;D