Meeting Nico Di Angelo
Sooooooooooo…..I met Nico Di Angelo. THE Nico Di Angelo. The Son of Hades, Ghost King, Most Hot and Most BISEXUAL Nico Di Angelo. This is how I met him. Oh boy.
It all started on a Tuesday. It was the kind of Tuesday where you just wanted to wake up and tell the world to go fuck itself. I get to school, go to homeroom, and I see a kid. No one else seemed to be noticing him, but I saw him. He had shaggy black hair, black jeans, an aviator jacket, you see where I'm going with this.
The minute I saw him, I knew EXACTLY who he was. I squeaked, trying to suppress a large scream of joy, and walked up to his desk. He looked up at me, and I looked at him. I slowly said, "Hello, Nico Di Angelo. Son of Hades, Ghost King." Getting up in shock, he took out his Stygian Iron dagger, (OH MY GODS, RIGHT?!) and pointed it at me, whispering "Who or what the Hades are you?"
Now, in all of the situations I made in my head of achieving my life long goal of meeting my demigod crush, this was not one of them. But Gosh Darn it, if he wasn't the cutest thing at that moment. So, I did what any sane person would do, and hugged him. As I did this, he dropped his dagger in surprise and stood perfectly still. I let go, and replied, "My name is Flora. Flora Mundi. It's nice to meet you. Are you here to look for a demigod? Is that why no one is noticing you right now?" Nico kept his lips in a tight line, but nodded his head yes.
"Do you know who they are? Like, their name?" Becoming himself again, Nico said, "Yeah. The demigod is you." Shocked, I fell on the floor, crying tears of joy, and laughing. Everyone in the homeroom looked at me strangely. Everyone except for the teacher, Ms. Harley. Ms. Harley looked at the both of us with contempt, then got up from her seat. She suddenly was right next to us, and attacked Nico, now that he didn't have his dagger to protect him, "OH, HELL NAW!" I closed my eyes and summoned my army. The army that is always within me. The Fandom.
Just as , now uh fire-breathing monster, was going to bite Nico's head off, she stopped and her ears perked. A sound of war cries were heard in the distance and were becoming louder by the second. Boys and girls of every shape and size crashed through the door, attacking Ms. Harley. "NOOOOOO…." She yelled as she was pummeled by the mob. As she turned to ash, the army stopped their rampage. "Thank you, fellow PJO/HOO fans." One replied, "No need for thanks," he turned to Nico. "Anything for a main character." And off they marched, leaving peace in their paths.
Nico got up from the floor, and looked at me with a look of awe. "Who is your godly parent?" He asked. "Not sure. I just found out that I'm a demi-god, remember?" "Then how in the Gods names did you summon those teenagers?" "If you're part of the fandom, you will do ANYTHING for a fellow fan. We all can signal each other through telepathy and social media networks for the fandom."
Nico asked, "And what exactly IS this fandom?"
"Oh, Nico. This is going to be one FUN discussion. But first, I'm going to kiss you."
And I grabbed his face and kissed him. When I let go, he looked at me with a dazed face.
And so, my life was complete.
THE END.
