DEATH NOTE :
"The Road Trip Of Insanity''
Chapter : 1 :
"The Insanity Begins''
Near got in the driver's side of the van as L sat beside him in the passenger's side. Light , Misa and Mellow got in the back.
"So where are we going again ? ,'' Light asked.
"Nowhere ,'' L said , "We're going on a road trip. We'll be on this trip for several days.''
"I don't care how long we're gone as long as I have my two new robots ,'' Near replied , "Their names are Bob and Kel.''
L stared at him and shrugged. Mellow gaped at him in shock and then turned to Misa.
"What the fuck is wrong with him ? ,'' Mellow asked.
"Beats me ,'' Misa replied.
"Hi ,'' Near said putting Bob in front of Mellow's face , "I'm Bob. How are you today , Mellow Yellow ?''
"Mellow . . . . .Yellow . . . .What ? ,'' he asked.
"I like big butts and I can not lie ,'' Near made the robot sing , "You other . . . .
L sighed and closed his eyes. If he was still sane after the road trip was over it would be a miracle. He looked at the speedometer.
"Slow down , Near ,'' L said.
Near looked at him.
"What do you mean ? ,'' Near asked.
"You're going above the speed limit ,'' L replied.
Near looked at the speedometer.
"No I'm not ,'' Near replied , "You're crazy , L.''
"I may be crazy ,'' he said , "But at least I don't talk to robots and think they talk back to me.''
"SHUT UP ! ,'' Near shouted hugging the robots close to his chest , "These robots have been my best friends since I was a little kid in the orphanage.''
"How can that be if the two robots are brand new ? ,'' L asked raising an eyebrow.
Near punched L in the face and continued driving. L sighed , counted to 20 silently in his head and then jumped on top of Near. The car swerved to the left and Light grabbed a hold of the steering wheel.
"WOAH ! ,'' Light shouted , "Hey you , guys. Calm down. Are you trying to get us in to a wreck ?''
L responded by putting his foot in front of Light's face. Light's eyes watered up and he fell back.
"P. U. ! ,'' he shouted plugging his nose , "My god , Riuzaki. Don't you ever wash your feet ?''
L and Near stopped fighting and Near continued driving. Mellow looked behind him and saw a gray bag. He looked around at everyone in the van suspiciously and then picked up the bag. He opened it and peered inside.
"What the ? ,'' Mellow asked.
Mellow reached in to the bag and pulled out a knife and some marijuana. He stared at it and looked around the van suspiciously. Suddenly he heard sirens and looked out the back window.
"Fuck , It's the cops ,'' Mellow said.
"WHAT ?! ,'' Near and Light shouted.
"I wonder what they want ? ,'' L asked , "I haven't broken any laws . . . .that I can think of.''
"That you can think of ? ,'' Light asked , "God , Riuzaki.''
"What ? ,'' he asked.
Near stopped the van and rolled down the window. He put on his most polite smile and looked up at the face of the officer standing in front of him.
"What's the problem , Officer ? ,'' Near asked calmly.
"Do you have any idea of how fast you were going ? ,'' the officer said.
"Uhhhh . . . . .35 ? ,'' he asked with a straight face.
"You were going 90 , young man ,'' the officer said , "Are you under the influence of any Narcotics ?''
"Nope ,'' Near replied , "I'm Drug free , care free and I don't drink any hairspray.''
"Riiiight ,'' he stated , "I think I'm going to have to ask you to step out of the car , please ?''
"Why ? ,'' Near asked , "What's the problem ?''
"Well you . . . . ,'' the officer started.
"Is it because I have white hair ? ,'' he asked , "Is that it ?''
"Uhhh ,'' the officer said.
"Well look , pal ,'' Near stated , "I can't help it that I was created in a governmental lab as an accidental experiment. The scientists that created me said it was an accident. They put Bleach in the formula and POOF I appeared. They said that I -
"Alright enough ,'' the officer replied , "I don't want to hear it. Just go on your way , young man.''
"Thank you , Officer ,'' Near said.
Near continued driving. L looked at his hands and blinked.
"Light ,'' L stated.
"Yes ,'' Light replied while making out with Misa.
"My hands look . . . .odd ,'' he said.
"What do you mean ? ,'' Light asked.
"Look at them ,'' L stated.
Light stopped making out with Misa and looked at his friends hands. He stared at them for a good long time and sighed.
"I don't see what's wrong with them ,'' Light said.
"Look closer ,'' L said.
"I don't . . .WHAT THE HECK ?! ,'' he shouted.
"I know ,'' L replied , "My hands are Purple. How is that so ?''
"Beats me ,'' Light said.
"I've pondered this myself ,'' he stated , "I think it might have something to do with when we were eating at that one Japanese restaurant , you know the one where we had that fish ?''
"Yeah ,'' Light replied.
"I think my purple hands came from that fish I stuck them in ,'' L said , "You know when I was cleaning it out before I ate it.''
"Hmm ,'' he said , "HEY , LOOK A C-MART PULL OVER , NEAR !''
Near drove up to the C-Mart and they parked. They got out of the van and walked in to the store.
END OF CHAPTER : 1.