Ninjutsu Rhapsody Number 1!
Disclaimer: Bohemian Rhapsody belongs to the cool kids in Queen. Also, don't take these parodies to mean that I don't love all Naruto characters. I just went a little crazy pointing out their annoying traits (except maybe Kakashi?)
I see a little sillouette of a ninja
Sakura! Sakura!
Do you see the odd pink hair?
She's in love with Sasuke
Too bad that he hates her guts!
SHE'S ANNOYING
she's annoying
SHE'S ANNOYING
she's annoying
Someone please kill her off!
Shurikeeeen -en -en -en
I'm super cute
And Sasuke is my man meat!
NO YOUR NOT
PLEASE STAB OUT MY EYES WITH CLEATS
Spare me from seeing her face again!
She's really annoying
Worse than that, she's boring
KILL. HER. OFF.
STAB HER IN THE FACE
KILL HER DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!
STAB HER IN THE FACE
KILL HER DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!
STAB HER IN THE FACE
KILL HER-
STAB HER IN THE FACE
KILL HER-
STAB HER IN THE FACE
Shurikeeeen -en -en -en
Go. Ing. In. To. Her. Face. Ha. Ha. Ha.
Oh mama mia mama mia
There is blood on the carpet!
Please Sakura
Don't bleed on the Grecian ruuuuuuuuuuuug
the ruuuuuuuuuuuuug
the RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUG
air guitar!
LikeI said, I love Sakura...really...I swear...