"Hello, Alicia," Barbara greeted against a black background. "I know you said that you don't want to write anymore Family Guy fanfics, and I respect your decision, but don't you think this has gone a little too far?" She shrugged on this. "I mean, look at what happened to two of my puppies."
On this, she allowed her first litter, Briana, Ollie, Jenny and Marcus in. Jenny was covered from head to toe in scars all over, and one of her eyes was covered up. Marcus was bald and collarless, and he was covered in a brown paper bag.
"Because you discontinued My Sacrifice, Alicia," Jenny shrugged, "You left me with a scarred body and only one eye. And I was told that I couldn't bear any puppies, because of the deal Marcus and I made with Death."
"And I was left bald and collarless," Marcus added. "And you wanted to end the fanfic by killing Vinny!"
"And since you discontinued My Sacrifice and started your Family Guy fanfic-writing hiatus," Briana began, "you've blocked one of your fans, Brian4Life, who wanted you to take down My Sacrifice and replace it with an adaptation of the episode 'Christmas Guy'."
"And since you wouldn't unblock her," Ollie added, "she blocked you back. In other words, your hiatus has cost you a fan."
"And it wasn't just Brian4life," Jenny added. "Many of your fans wanted you to take down My Sacrifice and replace it with an adaptation of 'Christmas Guy'!"
"And your hiatus is going to cost you a lot of fans," Marcus added.
"My puppies do have a point," Barbara agreed before getting on her knees. "So please, Alicia, we beg you, end your hiatus, change the ending to Memories so that I can survive my heart attack, and take down My Sacrifice. Because if you don't, you're going to lose a lot of fans and hurt everyone's feelings."
The End
Author's Note: Barbara, Briana, Ollie, Jenny and Marcus are all created by Alicia, a.k.a. "Villains' Bad Girl".