The two warblers were sitting at their favorite table in the Lima Bean. Even though this wasn't unusual, it was a big day for them. Or at least for Kurt. Blaine had finally 'officially' asked Kurt to be his boyfriend. And, even though Kurt was expecting it to happen sooner or later, he couldn't help the large all teeth grin that took over his pale features. He composed himself though, and answered 'Oh…if I must'. But the smile was still there slightly.

After Blaine returned his own charming and dapper as ever smile, he announced that he had to go home soon. It turns out his parents were out of town and his sister needed driving around. Poo. No time to go out and have 'officially together' fun. It would have been the same stuff they always do, but it would've felt different. Kurt was sure of it. Blaine excused himself, kissed Kurt on the cheek, and walked out the glass doors. Kurt followed him with his eyes before holding his hands over the smile that was starting to grow larger yet again. 'I finally have a boyfriend!' yelled a triumphant and very happy voice in his head. The smile fell slowly as he came to a thought.

"Oh god." He said aloud. "I have a boyfriend." 'How am I supposed to tell him about my… interesting ability?' he thought. 'Crap.'

He thought back on how it all started.

It was only two years ago. Kurt was fifteen and going into sophomore year. It was like any other Friday night. Kurt made Ravioli and he and Burt ate it around the Tv. They watched Nascar (Burt talking about the race, and Kurt was commenting on a few car parts he knew about as well as the décor of the cars). They would switch to 'Americas Next Top Model' when there was a commercial on the race (Kurt would point out bad idea for clothing ensembles and Burt would ask questions here and there like "Why would a guy even wear heels? Let alone heels that tall?" Little did they know that Kurt would wear heels that tall for a certain Lady Gaga project in his future..) After dinner, they cleaned up, finished the game, and decided sleep was in order soon. Kurt did his nightly skin routine and hummed silently for a few minutes before turning off his lights and laying in his large bed. His eyelids held blackness within his vision and brain for sometime before a picture showed up.

It looked like..a bed. Just a simple white bed. But then someone was on it with the sheet draped lightly over them. But not just someone, a man. And not just a man… it's the boy that Kurt had been crushing on. The one on the debate team. Travis. He hated that Travis was straight. He could've sworn by the spiked blonde hair on Travis's head that he was gay when he first saw him. Until he saw his girlfriend. Kurt sighed. Did he have to have a bad dream? Couldn't he just have one good dream lately? Travis stood up from the bed, the sheet falling off delicately to show that Travis was only wearing underwear. Very tight whitey tighteys. 'Oh. Well, this isn't exactly a.. bad dream.' thought Kurt. Travis stepped closer to Kurt before grabbing his face and pressing his lips against his roughly. 'Oh my. Not bad at all.' And then suddenly they were close to the bed and Kurt was shirtless. By the time they were on the bed, Kurt had his pants off and they were kissing very languidly and quite sloppily. Kurt had never been past dreams that involved a bit of kissing, so this was all a bit new. And then something in the dream brushed up against Kurt's growing bulge within his white briefs. He gasped at the electricity that shot through him. 'Oh wow. I want that again.' Kurt thrust his hips out to meet whatever it was that touched him earlier and found it. It produced a moan from the other boy. Both were now thrusting and grinding against each other. Travis was getting harder and faster and Kurt was just enjoying all of this. The fact that gorgeous Travis was gay, and with him. The sounds emitting from the other boy and himself. The feeling that would start in his chest and branch out to his fingertips every time he thrust. More and more the boy thrusted. Faster and faster until the feeling was almost overwhelming and..

Kurt woke up sweaty and feeling very hot and wet. He blinked, getting used to the early morning light shining through his two small basement bedroom windows. He sat up but it felt so sticky and at first he thought he had wet the bed. 'I haven't done that since I was four!' He thought before he came to a conclusion and blushed. "Oh." He said aloud. "I know what's happened." He had read up information once or twice as well as going to dad about sexual stuff (which usually just ended up being nervous stuttering). And he does go to high school…which has a biology class as well as hormonal teenagers. "Congratulations Kurt. I believe you've just had your first wet dream and your first orgasm." He said softly. "That was it though? Geez people make such a big deal sometimes…" he grumbled as he headed towards the bathroom. He caught sight of himself in the mirror. Something seemed off. But his vision was blurry so he nodded it off as morning hallucination. He pulled his night shirt over his head. "Geez…have I gained some weight over-night or something?" he asked to thin air, looking down at his chest. He nodded this off as well and slid his pants and underwear to his ankles. This however, could not just be nodded off.

A shrill scream was heard from the downstairs bathroom and Burt Hummel was shaken awake. He rushed towards the sound knowing something was wrong. Something was wrong, but he did not expect this. A…girl was standing in Kurt's bathroom? It was a smallish figure with medium hair so it was hard to tell. But her pants were dropped so he could easily see what gender the child was. Before Burt could yell, or find Kurt to ask what was going on, the girl spoke shrilly.

"Dad? Dad? What's going on? What happened to my penis?" She yelled. Wait no…he? Burt shook his head as if to wake up from a dream, only to find that this was real life.

"Wait, What?" He said now coming to his senses. "Did you say Dad? Kurt is that you?"

"Yes it is! And I took biology. I very well know that this is a girl's anatomy. So what's happened to mine?" he asked loudly and hysterically.

"I…I don't know son. Let's get you to the doctor, okay? Maybe a professional will help." Burt nodded to himself, still in some kind of surprise induced haze.

"They have professionals for things like this?" Kurt was now pulling on new underwear and some pants. "What do we say? Excuse me, I went to sleep as a boy and woke up as a girl?"

"I don't know Kurt! I've never even heard of anything like this!" Burt yelled loudly, now getting frustrated. There was silence for a few seconds before Kurt spoke up again.

"I'm sorry Dad. I'm just…..scared." Burt looked apologetic.

"Me too, son. Let's just uh…get you to the doctor first. Okay?"

"Alright." They jumped in the car and headed toward the local hospital. It was only about a 20 minute ride, but it was still awkward all the same. Burt just drove there with his eyebrows sown together and his hands hard on the steering wheel. He was confused and scared for his son. Sadly, that didn't take away any of Kurt's confusion or fright. They went over the night together wondering if anything he did could have caused it, but none of it makes sense. "Maybe it's them girl shows you watch?" said Burt gruffly.

"I highly doubt that would actually turn me into a girl, dad."

"Right. Sorry."

They pulled into the hospital and walked in. Kurt felt kind of awkward in this body. It was…more petite and it swayed more. But it had more shape, and he couldn't help but like it a bit. 'Oh stop it! This is not normal! It could be hurting me for all we know!' he thought, exasperated. Since they weren't sure where to go exactly, they just headed towards Kurt's old doctor. After announcing it was a bit of an emergency they went in right away since there were only two other people who weren't in much of a hurry.

…

"So you say he just… woke up a girl?" the doctor asked with a raised eyebrow.

"Yes.." Burt answered. Kurt was frightened that the doctor would just think they were pulling a joke. Or he might just wave it away as some sort of 'phase'. But he told them he wasn't sure how it happened, so he went to call his colleague. "He's basically a professional in oddities of the body. Both physically and mentally. So maybe he can help." 'Maybe there's hope yet.' thought Kurt. He nodded with a smile and left them to sit in silence. After a few minutes he came back into the room looking enlightened in the situation. "It turns out you should be fine Kurt." He started, and both Kurt and Burt lightened up and listened attentively. "But let me ask you. Did you do anything last night?"

"I ate dinner, I watched some Tv, got ready for bed and then slept." answered the girl Kurt. "Why?"

"So you just slept?" the doctor asked with a raised eyebrow and Kurt's cheeks went red.

"Well I uh…had a dream." He said awkwardly, twiddling his thumbs. The doctor smiled looked down at a few papers they always seemed to have handy on a clipboard near them.

"Ah yes… I see. You have a very rare case called zerophilia."

"Okay…zerophilia. And what does it do exactly?" Burt asked. "What does it matter that he had a dream?"

"Zerophilia changes your gender every time you have an orgasm. Starting with the first. Kurt didn't just have a normal dream Mr. Hummel." The Doctor said easily, as if it was a completely normal thing. Kurt blushed even more and Burt coughed for a second.

"Okay so….wait, so… my son had a wet dream and just turned into a girl?"

"That's correct."

"That doesn't make any sense! This isn't normal!"

"Well you are right. It is quite rare, but there are at least 8 more known cases just around the US. You see Kurt was born with an extra Z chromosome. Instead of an X or Y chromosome that depicts the gender before he is conceived. Therefore, the body can't cope with holding one in at all times, it usually gets confused. So, it finds a way of venting that energy through sexual arousal and Kurt is forced to change sexes. He becomes fully female until the next time he is aroused. Does that explain it all?" Burt nodded and Kurt just had his new girlish face in his new delicate hands.

"Well. The only thing to do is cope with both sides of your son. He is, in a way, both sexes, but was born a boy. So, it may make things more difficult, but you'll have to buy clothes for the girl side, make up stories, etcetera. I'm not saying live a lie, but it'd be difficult to explain to some people that Kurt is also a girl. Right?"

"Yes doctor. You're right. But I think we've heard enough." Burt stood, Kurt following suit. "Thank you for all of your help."

"Any time."

…

"So uh….how are you feeling?" They had just gotten home and before Kurt could just go upstairs and think, Burt had stopped him for a second.

"Spectacular dad." Kurt answered sarcastically, looking down at him as he sat down.

"I'm serious. I want to make sure you're not freaking out. No parent likes seeing their kid depressed." Kurt sighed and sat in front of his dad.

"I'm not depressed dad. I'm not as confused anymore either. Truthfully there is a strange excitement in it because I always like doing something new. But even so, I'm mainly just... scared. How am I supposed to lead a life this way?" Burt looked seriously into Kurt's eyes.

"We will figure that out together. We'll be just fine. Okay?" Kurt blinked back the water that was starting to fill his eyes.

"Okay. I'm just going to head downstairs for now. I need to just sleep it off, think about it later." Burt nodded once and Kurt stood up.

"Just so you know, you're very pretty." said Burt without even turning his head. Kurt couldn't help but chuckle out loud at his father's way of lightening the situation.

He yelled out a "Thanks dad." Before walking down the stairs to his bedroom and promptly falling asleep.

Kurt shook his head at the odd memories. It had proven to be quite the difficulty in the future. People wondering who 'she' was at school when he couldn't quite change back to male; getting used to things like sitting on the toilet all of the time and periods. He shuddered. That took a lot of getting used to. He had learned all too well how to stimulate lady parts now, because how else could he change back? He wasn't much of a masturbator anyway, so it wasn't particularly very enjoyable for him. Nor was he a 'dirty movie' person as Blaine full well knows. So he always had to use his imagination. The worst was when he just woke up the next day as the girl Kurt. Of which he and Burt had decided the girl version should have a name, especially when people were around. So as a girl, Kurt wore girlier clothes (which were kept at the back of his closet) and they called 'her' Katrina. She was Kurt's cousin who visited often.

The worst however had to be the feeling that any night, at any time of sexual arousal he could change. He was very used to both bodies by now, did like both, and knew both very well. But despite all of this he and Burt were prepared for anything. And Kurt loved Burt and thought he was the best father for being accepting of this and the fact that Kurt was gay. But how was Kurt to tell Blaine of Katrina? He wasn't sure, and wasn't looking forward to any of this.