A/N: Hello and welcome to my first fan fiction! This is my first time posting one of my fan fictions here so be nice. If you completely hate this story then give creative criticism and not going on about nothing really and displaying how immature you are. Thank you.

Disclaimer: I do not own Disgaea and never will. sniff

Warning: This is rated M for a reason. Beware. Although there is nothing bad in this chapter.

" PRINNIES!!! GET YOUR WORTHLESS ASSES IN HERE!!!" yelled Laharl. Flonne flinched. "What could be the matter now?" Flonne asked. "Sheesh. You would think he was a girl PMSing. I am so sick of that punk's attitude. Maybe I'll poison his drink." Etna said mischievously. "Etna! You shouldn't kid about things like that!" Flonne yelled over a giant explosion.

It had been many years since the war between the 3 worlds. Etna and Laharl had gotten over their pointless fight long ago. They had all grown taller but they still acted like little children. "FLONNE! GET IN HERE!" yelled Laharl. "Coming!" said Flonne as she walked happily to Laharl's office. "Yes Laharl?" Flonne asked as she walked into his office.

Laharl still walked around with no shirt and no one really cared back then. Now it made Flonne want to have a vicious nosebleed every time she saw him. " I need you to go with me to the Sea of Gehenna. This Zombie King has been stinking up the place. It's bad for business." said Laharl. " Oh Laharl!" Flonne exclaimed. "So you do care about the condition of that place. How sweet!" Laharl snorted. "Ha! 90 of their profits go to me so of course." He said.

" Laharl! How can you be so selfish!" Flonne yelled. Suddenly Etna barged in. " OOH!! Let me go with you!" She sang happily. " After all who knows what naughty things you would do to Flonne if I left you alone." Etna teased. " W-W-What!? Etna!" Flonne stuttered embarrassed. " SHUTUP ETNA! Who would want to touch her anyway!?" Laharl yelled. Flonne's eyes started to tear up. "DIE LAHRL!" she yelled as she shot a bunch of Holy Arrows at him. " You're so mean!" Flonne yelled as she ran out.

Laharl staggered as he struggled to get up. "Smooth Prince. You can go yourself now. I wanna torture Maderas." Etna said. " Fine! I don't need you two! I can do it myself!" yelled Laharl. He limped off to the door with his sword in tow. " Ah. Damn angel." He said.

Maderas sank his fangs into the succubus' neck. " No! Maderas! It hurts!" she cried. All of Maderas vassals were either succubus or nekomatas. Of course he only wanted them for their blood. " You taste good Lillith." He said as he sucked her blood. He pushed her to the cold hard ground. "Let's have some fun shall we" Maderas said with an evil grin.

Suddenly Etna busted in. " OHH MADERAS!!!" she yelled. Etna thrust her spear into the crumbling wall, causing it to collapse. Etna hated this part of the castle. It was cold, smelly and moldy. The only fun down here was torturing Maderas. " Dammit!" Maderas yelled. " Oh did I ruin your fun. TOO BAD!" Etna yelled as she shot a ball of dark energy at Maderas.

He was blown back a few feet. Lillith slowly crawled away. " Hey you get back here!" Maderas yelled. Etna looked sadly at the succubus. Her skin was very pale and she had bags under her eyes. She looked like she was deprived of food too. " Hey you. What's your name? You want something to eat?" asked Etna. Lillith nodded. " Hey you bastard! What have you done to this poor girl!?" Etna yelled. " Ah. Never mind. Don't answer that." she said. She walked off. " Come on. I know a prinny who makes a mean pot of spicy ramen." Etna said.

Laharl walked to the boiling Sea of Gehenna. It was like walking in an oven. And to top it all off it smelled like bleu cheese and ass. Suddenly a dark figure jumped on his back. " Who are you! Tell me now or I'll crush your balls!" It yelled. Laharl saw it was a Bastet ( The final class of the nekomata for those who don't know). " GET OFF ME YOU DAMN ALLEY CAT!!" He yelled shoving her off him. " Oh my prince Laharl!" She said. " Please excuse my rudeness. I lost my little cousin here you see." She said.

Laharl backed up. " You have some nerve. You're gonna pay!" He yelled. " Please prince Laharl. Forgive me." She jumped off into the steamy clearing. " HEY! GET BACK HERE!" Laharl yelled. He walked of to the source of the smell. " I'll catch her. Maybe." Laharl said.

Meanwhile Flonne sat sadly in the Stellar Graveyard. She admired the stars and planets that decorated the land. She hugged her knees. " Laharl why? I thought you loved me." Flonne cried. Maderas limped to a rock. He spotted Flonne in the clearing. A perverted grin spread across his face. He now had the perfect way to get back at Etna and Laharl too. All he needed was Flonne.

Flonne stood up and turned around. Maderas dashed in front of her and knocked her out. Flonne fainted. " Hmmhmm. We're gonna have some fun together little Flonne." said Maderas.

A/N: Ha! cliffhanger. I hope you like it. Please please please take 2 minutes out of your life to review. Thank you!