Author: This story is going to begin with what happens to Bill Cipher, but will end up as a BillDip story. I am currently thinking about what to do with Mabel, as she will be in the story, but I'm not sure if I'll be pairing her with anyone.

Dipper: Wait...What?! You know that's crazy right? I'm only 13….

Mabel: But technically a teen!

Dipper: Shut it Mabel!

Author: Oh we have ways around that…yes we do….*rubs hands together*

Bill: Well, can't say I DON'T like it...I am the STAR afterall…

Dipper: You're pairing me with a TRIANGLE?

Bill: HEY! Watch it buddy!

Author: Well….not exactly...

Bill: WHAT?! What are you going to do?!

Author: ….ENJOY!

Chapter 1: Capture

Bill picked himself off the flat surface he rested on. A small hand reached up to the top of his triangular form, rubbing it. "Well...THAT was a close one!" Bill looked around hazily. "Good thing I…" Bill was unable to finish his sentence before being surrounded by triangular forms similar to himself. "Oh CR.." One triangle stepped forward, cutting of his words. "Bill Cipher, you are under arrest for your crimes against a multitude of dimensions. Prepare to face the Ring of Judges."

Bill looked around but found no way of getting out of this one. 15 armed beings against himself wouldn't be so difficult if only he had his physical form. Bill held his hands up. "Okay boys, you got me! No need to be rough." Bill mentally slapped his face. He couldn't believe he was back in the flatlands. 'This is what I get for invoking the ancient power' He thought to himself. The others around him began chanting a spell. Next thing he knew, he was covered, wrapped in a binding.

Bill waited, his anger stewing while he sat in the circular room. His appendages all bound to him. He looked over to his two guardsmen and raised an eyebrow. "A little late to the party aren't they?" He asked aloud. Seeing the guards roll their eyes gave him a small hint of satisfaction. Shortly after a figure appeared behind him.

"Bill Cipher...I figured I wouldn't be hearing that name for at least another thousand years." Bill turned around. "Oh Chip Vigènere...it's been AGES." Bill groaned out the last word. Chip dusted off his square form before walking up to Bill. "I've been appointed as your lawyer, Bill." Chip's eyes softened a bit. "Look, even though I don't have to care about your case, I will try and get you some leniency…" Bill rolled his eye. "Don't bother CHIP. It's pointless…." Bill sighed heavily before continuing "I had a sold form you know, I actually made it. I was going to RULE until that STUPID…" Bill turned red and slightly wriggled in his restraints. "PINE FAMILY!" Chip took a step back before deciding to calm him down. "Bill….BILL! You need to be on your best behavior when the Judges arrive…"

Bill's red color faded back to gold and he breathed a heavy sigh. "You know, those JUDGES can stuff it! What do they know about my life? How can THEY judge ME? I tried to make this a better place, they're the ones thinking it's all perfect already! They don't know what being ME is like! What being a TRIANGLE is like!" Chip knew all too well what it was like for a triangle here in the Flatlands. He was glad he was a square, at least he could live comfortably. His mind shuddered at the thought of being born a triangle. His pitiful eyes glanced to Bill. "Don't look at me like that. You can't judge ME!" Chip sighed "Bill! Relax okay? The only way for you to survive this is to be silent. I promise on our old friendship that I'll try my hardest. Okay?"

Bill didn't get a chance to respond. The circles entered the room and encompassed the entire room. They formed in a large circle around Bill and Chip. Then, another square walked into the room. The largest circle facing Bill and Chip spoke loudly and clearly. "Let this trial begin."