I don't own Chuck so... yeah.

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Why Not To Pair Casey With Your Mary Sue

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Mary Sue and Casey were enjoying a very romantic candle-lit dinner (or din-din, whatever you want to call it). Casey and Mary leaned in to kiss--

Suddenly, Elsa stormed in. "Hello Sugar Bear--" she gasped, seeing Mary Sue. "YOOOOOOOOOU!!!" she yelled.

Outside, several thuds were heard.

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The End. Yayness. Poof. Cheez.