Disclaimer: I don't (sniff) own FMA…

Ok there will be cussing and maybe just maybe yaoi sex… I don't know the special names for these things can somebody tell me?

Envy and Ed are two regular guys who bump into each other on the street. Hate at first sight. Neither want to see the other ever again yet they run into each other much more often. EdxEnvy

Ed's P.O.V.

"Shit! I'm gonna be late!" It's 7:30 in the morning and school starts at 8. "Al. Why didn't you wake me up?"

"I did brother but you just groaned and brushed me off." Al frowns and tosses me a pop tart. "You better hurry, I'm just lucky my school starts at 9."

Great, lucky middle schoolers, getting to sleep in… Dammit why didn't I set my alarm this morning? I run down the street, coat flying behind me, my bag hitting me in the ass. I check my watch for just a second and when I look up a flash of green crosses my vision then I hit the ground. I turn to apologize quickly before heading on my way when I get a good view of a green, spiky haired, violet eyed, strangely dressed, feminine guy. He's smirking at me and I get suddenly annoyed.

"What the hell are you looking at?" I hiss and stand up. I brush off the imaginary dust and glare at the boy. "Watch where you're going will you?"

"Excuse me." The boy says, still smirking. His voice is high and fits his looks, girlish. "But you're the one who ran into me. You could at least help me up."

"Right." I blush and look away, although I held out my hand. He takes a firm hold and pulls himself up.

"Damn you're short." The boy chuckles as he looms over me.

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SMALL YOU CAN ONLY SEE HIM THROUGH A MICROSCOPE!?"

He just laughs and flicks my cowlick, which no amount of hair gel can keep down. I slap away his hand and glare venomously. He pokes my forehead then lowers his hand.

"You got a name kid?"

"I don't need to tell you. AND I'M NOT A KID!!" I begin to turn and walk away. I stop for a second to say, "Elric. Edward Elric. It's Ed though."

I can almost feel the guys smirk. "I'm Envy. Just Envy."

Great. What a freak. I start walking again as I check my watch. 7:51. I yell and sprint away.

Skye: hmmmm should I make it longer? Yes? All right!

I run into 1st period just as the bell rings. I relax as I sink into my seat beside my childhood pal, Winry. She looks over at me and smiles.

"Hey Ed!" Her grin is so bright I feel I can't look at her.

"Hi Winry." I give her a half-hearted smile and sink lower in my seat as the teacher walks in.

Roy Mustang. My Geometry teacher. He gives me detention every week for no reason at all. He says it's because I'm disrespectful. I say it's because he's a stuck up ass. I sense his steady glare rest on me but I keep my gaze on my desk.

"Edward." Roy calls me in that grating voice of his.

I acknowledge him only by slightly tilting me head up. I can't stand to see his face in the morning.

"Have you done your extra assignment?"

"Yes Mustang."

Mustang nodded and turned to the class (I might mention Ed is 15 but he's skipped grades so he's a senior in High School just cuz he's so smart). "I have an announcement to make so listen up. We have a new student joining us today so welcome him to our class and try to be friends."

The classroom door opens and in walks-wait for it- Envy! I gasp loudly and the entire class turns to look my way. I feel my face go red and sink lower in my seat. Envy raises an eyebrow and laughs when he remembers me.

"You're Ed! Hello again, chibi." Envy smirks and cocks his head. "Aren't you happy to see me again?"

"No! Why would I be? And don't call me short! I'm not short!" I abruptly stand up knocking my chair back.

Envy just laughs and turns his violet eyes away from me. I sit back down in a huff crossing my arms and staring down at the table, almost burning a whole through it with my eyes.

Envy's P.O.V.

This is going to be fun. This little blonde kid, Ed, is so fun to tease. I like him.

"Hey the names Envy." I raise my hand in a sort of greeting. "I hope to have a good year with you" I look directly at Ed when I say this and smirk at his blush. He glares at me but says nothing.

"You can sit behind Edward in that empty seat." Roy points and there's a hint of amusement on his face.

I grin and saunter over running my fingers over Ed's cheek and tugging on his braid as I pass. He holds his face and stares wide eyed at me. This is going to be interesting.

Was it any good? I hope it was… please please review I'd really appreciate it this is only my first chapter so don't worry if you liked it I'll have more up.