.:Forgive the Idiot:.

For she does not mean it

Ch: Plan gone awry

Summary: I'm just human, how can they all be so cruel? If the don't want me then I'll happily leave. That's right…I'll leave.

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'The plan was simple.

'Wait 'til Vinnie the Vamp walked into his room, if you'd call it a room, and let go of the string causing the soapy water to fall on him. Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk. Seriously, the guy smelled like rotting corpses, I should know, I was a grave robber ya know.

Oh, quiet, someone's coming.'

Yuffie squat uncomfortably before the closed door, listening slightly to the indistinct conversation carried out with Vincent and gosh knows who else, probably Cid, that no good, foul-mouthed, idiotic excuse for a human being.

The door creaked open, 'NOW!' with that urgent message being sent to her brain she released her hold on the string and let the pail with the soapy substance fall on her oblivious prey.

"Yuffie?"

No, that voice was too squeaky to belong to the vamp.

"W, WATCH OUT!" the teen yelled, watching as the container fell dramatically, landing squarely on the young person, whoever he/she was. "You okay?" Yuffie asked unsure of what to do, she heard sobbing noises echoing inside the bucket.

"Um, listen here, there's been a mistake," Yuffie lifted the container to see large brown weepy eyes, "Er, Marlene? I meant to get Vince, not you." Wailing erupted from the little girl's throat, and soon Yuffie's ears rang harshly.

"Marlene? What's the matter?" Tifa ran in, panicked. The little girl just kept crying and crying. Tifa glanced over at Yuffie, "What happened?" her voice got darker and more menacing. When in doubt, tell the truth. "You see, I thought Vince was coming through the door so I let go of a string that was a necessity for my plan to work. Operation: Coat Vinnie with a bucket of soapy water. But little Marlene came in and got the bad end of the plan." Yuffie explained, fidgeting with her forefingers, a nasty habit she had when she was nervous.

Tifa's eyes were scarier than the time she broke her favorite plate with a gangster Chocobo.

"Soapy water?" despite her calm tone, she was twitching, "YOU COULD'VE GOTTEN SOAP IN HER EYES! YOU COULD'VE BLINDED HER! HAVE YOU NO COMMON SENSE!?" Tifa shrieked alarming all the AVALANCHE members, soon enough all were around to see Tifa yell at Yuffie.

"I've had it with your stupidity, honestly Yuffie." Tifa started after her shrieking rant was over, "you have to either mature or leave." Yuffie blinked, did she actually say that?

"Amen." Cid and Barret muttered in unison, raising an arm (Well a bionic arm in Barret's case). Yuffie fumed looking at each person, all of them were agreeing in one way or another. Even Cloud had agreed, she freaking kissed his cheek at the Golden Saucer. Vincent slightly nodded, so no one would see, but Yuffie saw, and damn it, she was hurt.

"Fine."

'Life with a mature Yuffie, now I think I'm going to like that.' Tifa thought, inwardly smiling.

"I'm leaving."

Tifa was taken aback, as were the rest of the members, but before any could protest the slam of the front door was all that could be heard.

"Teef, shouldn't we go looking for her?" Cloud's voice, though slight concern was mixed in his normally calm voice. Tifa shook her head, "N, no, she'll be back in due time, Yuffie's probably just thinking." Tifa whispered head hung, Marlene completely ignored by this point. Apparently it stopped stinging and hurting two minutes into Tifa's verbal brawl.

"What is she doesn't come back?" the normally quiet Vincent muttered, more to himself actually, but Tifa heard it. "She'll be back, she will." Annoyance laced her voice, since when has anyone gone against her judgment? She and Yuffie were both girls therefore she understood better. That's how she knew she was coming back, that's how she hoped beyond hope. Yuffie has to come back.

She…she just has to.

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A/N: Bit rushed I'm afraid, just a prologue really though, simple start-up, should I continue it though. I'm a bit…foreign to the whole Final Fantasy thing, never tried writing them so go easy on me please. It's my first try. Inform me if I have any grammatical mistakes, I do hate them dearly I'm afraid. Did I get the concept of Yuffie right? Did I mess people up, anyone OOC? Flames, comment critiques, all are welcome. And now, I bid you all adieu.

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