Things to Do Before I Die
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Dear Mr. or Mrs. or Ms. Diary,
I guess I'm being really dumb and senile and maybe I'm thinking too much, but I've decided to start a list. What kind of list, you ask? Well, a short list of what to do before I die, each entry of which will have the written account of how I have accomplished this. So here goes nothing.
Things to Do Before I Die by Lillian Marie Evans:
1. Thoroughly embarrass the Marauders in front of everyone. I dunno how I'm going to do this…
2. Throttle and suffocate James Potter with a Potions cauldron. I probably will have to do this illegally…
3. Give Sirius Black a good kick up the arse. That would be worth doing, and it would be completely possible…
4. Show Remus that I'm WAY smarter than he will ever be. Out of this world impossible…
5. Give Peter Pettigrew a new hairdo. He looks like rat. Maybe I should stretch him so he's taller too…
Lily paused, quill in hand. Was she really going to be able to do all this? As tempting as it was, she could never really do this in real life.
Oh, sod it, she thought. I can dream can't I?
She dipper her quill in her ink pot, contemplating what else could go on her ludicrous list…
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A/N: Ok, so I decided to write this after I saw the trailer for 'The Bucket List' and it got me started. So tell me what you think! Review!
Seth