A/N: It's indeed 1 AM and I had a sudden idea.
YOLO
I was having format issues, by the way, and tons of code showed up, so sorry.
Enjoy!
1. "_ caused this problem and _ will fix it!"
A. Alchemy
B. Roy Mustang
C. Reckless fighting
D. All of the above
2. 90% of the time these two people are mentioned, "bastard" accompanies or replaces the name.
A. Ling Yao, Captain Buckaneer
B. Roy M., Riza Hawkeye
C. Roy M., Vroom Vroom Hohohohenheim
D. Edward Elric, Edward Elric's height
3. Why does Edward hate milk?
A. It legit tastes bad.
B. Milk is actually what the empty white space holding the gate consists of.
C. Well... It is secreted by a cow's lower regions...
D. Edward's an immature brat who needs to get a stepstool for Christmas. Or maybe Santa can return his arm, leg and brother's body.
4. How has Roy Mustang avoided paperwork before?
A. Burnt his desk to a crisp
B. Called into work dead. (This caused more paperwork)
C. Recited Hamlet's "to be or not to be" speech dramatically until Hawkeye brought the military psychiatrist.
D. All of the above.
5. Why is Alphonse such a sweet cinnamon roll, too pure, too kind?
A. He stole Edward's politeness
B. Cats have given him unearthly purity.
C. He's a natural.
D. He's practicing, winning over women's hearts for when he gets his body back.