Uchiha's Don't Crush
Sasuke had not been thinking of the number one loudest ninja all day.
Sasuke had not been thinking of those incredible blue eyes all day.
Sasuke had not been thinking of those strangely etched whisker marks all day.
Sasuke had not been thinking of that tough, tanned skin all day.
Sasuke had not been thinking of Naruto all day.
Because that would be just wrong, right? It would be like saying he was gay.
And he wasn't, of course, but it would seem so if he just started, out of the blue, watching his crazy teammate more than a rival should. And he couldn't have anyone even thinking that that thought was possible.
Because it wasn't true. Duh.
Uchiha's are always in control and they always have self-restraint. It was like in 'How to be a Proper Uchiha Asshole' guidebook (handed down from generation to generation, he'll have you know), or something. Ex: Being cold, being the farthest thing from social, being alone.
And let Uchiha Sasuke tell you that that last one really sucked. Really, really sucked. Because who likes being alone? Okay, let's rephrase that- who, despite any facades they may put up (coughcoughhimcoughcough), really, truly, one hundred percent wants to be left alone? Hah, I'll tell you- NO ONE.
Or no one he knew...
Actually, this little train of thought was getting him no where. Sasuke'd almost rather go back to thinking about Naruto, wouldn't he? He would. And...
Great. Now he was thinking of Naruto again. And he shouldn't be, because thinking about your rival like that in a light that has no relation to fighting or defeating him is like thinking of him as a friend. Or worse. A crush.
And Uchiha's don't crush on anyone, unless it's purely literal.
That was another rule in the guidebook. No feelings besides hate and vengence and sometimes you can get by with being annoyed at someone else.
Except Sasuke was very much annoyed because of a certain blonde. In real life, in his thoughts, in his dreams...
... Did that reveal to anyone else how clearly obsessed Uchiha Sasuke was?
But...
"Oi, Sasuke-teme, you ready to get your ass kicked by one Uzumaki Naruto, future Hokage?"
... to hell with the guidebook- his clan was all basically wiped out, so who was going to know, anyway?
Come on, Uchiha Sasuke, live.
Drabble. Criticism/reasonable opinions appreciated. Wrote this a while ago... am I the only one who can see slight writing style changes? Hm.
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