Super Smash Mansion: Randoms, Episode 1: A Warning to Robots, Here be Fangirls
Few Notes:
I don't own Nintendo, SEGA, Capcom or anyone who helped in the development of Super Smash Brothers Ultimate. This is purely for entertainment and not anything to do with the game's cannon story, World of Light.
Pit fluttered his wings, extending them to their full wingspan. They weren't huge, roughly two and a half meters across. so he shut them again and said "So, Meta Knight? Why do you have a huge bath and I don't?"
"Watch how big my wings are."
Meta Knight rolled his eyes, took off his cape and fluttered his bat-like wings a little to stop them feeling so numb after being pressed up against his back, and extended them fully. Roughly, his wingspan was around five times his squishy round body. He then folded them back in. "You see, I prefer to be comfortable when in my bath. A normal size can't contain my wings."
"Wow! I wish my wings were as big as yours!" Pit squealed.
"It has its disadvantages too, though."
"Like what?"
"Updrafts are caught a lot more easily than your tiny feathered wings can hold."
"Huh."
Pit waved goodbye to Meta Knight and headed round the corner, when he accidentally walked into Mega Man, who fell over, and bashed his head off the floor. "So sorry, sir!" Pit said, offering him a hand to help him up. "S'ok." Mega Man replied. He was pulled up onto his feet again, and he went and stood outside the robot's cafeteria, waiting for someone. Pit didn't recognise Mega Man at first, until Paulentena and Viridi came round the corner.
"Look! It's Mega Man, see!" Viridi shouted, suddenly ridiculously over excited, pointing at the little blue bot.
Pit heard Viridi, looked over at the Blue Bomber and almost screamed. "Wa-ha-how! It's Mega Man, he's so awesome and powerful!"
"LOOK AT HIS ADORABLE BLUE EYES AND HIS CUTE, FLAWLESS FACE! AND HIS PERFECT ATTACK COMBOS ARE SO FLUENT, IT'S AMAZING!" Paulentena squealed.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHE'SSOPERFECT ANDCUTEANDPOWERFULILOVEHIMANDIWANNAMARRYHIM!" Viridi squeaked at a super fast rate.
"I actually helped him!" Pit said proudly.
"Shame on you, knocking him over like that, Pit! I saw the whole thing!" Paulentena shouted defensively.
Mega Man had turned away from them at that point, blushing a furious pink across his nose and cheeks, wishing they weren't so intent on fangirling. He was mostly annoyed at Viridi's "I wanna marry him" quote.
"I have the entire collection of games, figures, Funko POP, plushies and Amiibo!" Pit boasted.
"I've watched every episode of every anime and Fully Charged and I wrote several awesome stories about him! Although, I cried at all the death-scene episodes ." Paulentena exclaimed.
"Same, but you two are both newbies! I've got all of that to my name AND I even own all the X and Battle Network games for Japan Only!" Viridi proclaimed.
"My favourite move of his is Flame Shot!" Paulentena laughed.
Mega Man was now gritting his teeth, trying to stop himself from saying something wrong and upsetting them.
"OK, Pit! I dare you to ask for an autograph! Get it for me and I will give you half my Battle Network games." Viridi dared with a cheeky smirk.
"Ok, then, but if I can't do it, you get my Fully Charged plush." Pit agreed.
"Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!" Paulentena quietly chanted, clapping her hands.
What happened next was totally unexpected.
Pit walked up proudly behind Mega Man and tapped him on his shoulder…
...and Mega Man quickly turned round, grabbed Pit by the neck of his tunic, growled "I've had enough of you fans!" in a vicious snarl, charged his Mega Buster, put it to Pit's chest and fired him into the wall behind Viridi and Paulentena. The winged teen blacked out, muttering "Yay, I got beaten by Mega Man…" "Oh, and Viridi? I already HAVE A GIRLFRIEND." Mega Man then growled angrily. His now narrowed blue eyes had never seemed so cold and hating. "And, also? I hope I see you in a battle, Paulentena, so I can show you what I did to Pit." he said angrily. "Because I don't mind having fans, but you three went WAY to far." he finished.
"S-S-S-so he h-h-hates us?" the two fans asked.
Paulentena and Viridi looked at each other, then at Pit, then at Mega Man, who was walking away, and began crying like, well, disappointed fangirls.
That's a wrap, I hope you enjoyed this short story. ;
This is partly based off of Paulentena's Guidance for Mega Man in Smash 4 and Smash Ultimate, where the three of them begin fangirling. If you don't know what it is, look it up.
That'll be all from me, Chaokachu, for this episode of Smash Mansion: Randoms. See you in the next one!