Three people are sitting in their house, watching TV one evening. A commercial break comes on.
There are two beautiful women dancing to music that only they can hear while ribbons work their way around them to hide the fact that they are completely naked. (AN: Think of the dancers at the beginning of James Bond movies...)
The word ESSENCE floated across the screen in white letters.
The two women had now somehow transformed into two dolphins as they continued their interesting dance under the water.
The word LOVE floated across the screen in blue letters.
The two dolphins now transformed into two white doves, flying away from an old church, covered with millions of other bird.
"Buy it today." A woman's voice whispered sensually. "Buy it for her. Buy it for him. Buy it for you. Buy it for life."
The screen flicked into another commercial.
"What the bloody fucking hell was that?" the first person exclaimed.
"What were they trying to sell?" The second one asked, scratching their head in confusion.
The third person stood up and walked over to the door.
"Must... buy... useless... unknown... crap... because... television... told... me... to..." The third person spoke as if in a daze as they walked outside.
"Eh." The first person shrugged their shoulders. "Wanna go to the mall?"
"Sure."
JM -- 12/09/07
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