FFT:Ramza's worst day.
(Scene is Mandalia plains.Ramza and a summoner,samurai,monk,and preist.Ramza is a monk) Ramza:Burning anger rising.Burst!Wave fist!(A burst a energy flys out of ramza's fist,but instead of hitting the target,it hits the samurai in front of him,Samuel.) Samuel:Damiit Ramza!Watch were you're firing that! Ramza:sorry.(He charges up his bolt spell.he has black magic set as his second command.Samuel moves to were he is casting it.he trys to stop but is too late) Ramza:Bolt...(Samuel gets hit with it.) Samuel:Ramza.......Stop it! Ramza:okay.(He charges up ice.it hits samuel again.) Samuel:Ramza......i would like to talk to you privately after this battle... (After the battle,this is heard in an alley.) Ramza:You would like to see me...?What the..!Stop that!(Voice really high)did you HAVE to hit me there? Samuel:you hit me again and im gonna stick this sword up your ass! Ramza:AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!(Punching is heard,and when ramza walked out,he was black and blue all over) Ramza:I better not piss HIM off again. (In sweegy woods) (Ramza and company riding through woods in chocobo) Ramza:im really lucky i didn't get hit by a (gets smacked in the face by branch)branch. (At lionel gate ramza and gafgarion are fighting,and the party is being ambushed,both separated by a gate) Gafgarion:En garde Puberty boy! Ramza:What did you call me!? Gafgarion:Whats da matter chicken wuss!? Ramza:You are dead!(Summons bahamut.he changed from black magic to summoning.) Gafgarion:Holy Shit!MOMMY!(Wets himself)AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Bahamut:Shut your blabbering and go change your pants before i kill you! Gafgarion&Ramza:YOU CAN TALK!!!!!!!!!!!???????????? Bahamut:yes i can talk.now die ya little weenie. Gafgarion:Wait.i have counter magic!HAHAHAHAHA Ramza:MOMMY!I WET MYSELF TOO!I NEED TO CHANGE MY DIAPY!(Bahamut burns him to cinders)ill be DAMNED! CHAPTER 1:end What will happen to ramza next?Gimme some ideas in the reveiws.
(Scene is Mandalia plains.Ramza and a summoner,samurai,monk,and preist.Ramza is a monk) Ramza:Burning anger rising.Burst!Wave fist!(A burst a energy flys out of ramza's fist,but instead of hitting the target,it hits the samurai in front of him,Samuel.) Samuel:Damiit Ramza!Watch were you're firing that! Ramza:sorry.(He charges up his bolt spell.he has black magic set as his second command.Samuel moves to were he is casting it.he trys to stop but is too late) Ramza:Bolt...(Samuel gets hit with it.) Samuel:Ramza.......Stop it! Ramza:okay.(He charges up ice.it hits samuel again.) Samuel:Ramza......i would like to talk to you privately after this battle... (After the battle,this is heard in an alley.) Ramza:You would like to see me...?What the..!Stop that!(Voice really high)did you HAVE to hit me there? Samuel:you hit me again and im gonna stick this sword up your ass! Ramza:AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!(Punching is heard,and when ramza walked out,he was black and blue all over) Ramza:I better not piss HIM off again. (In sweegy woods) (Ramza and company riding through woods in chocobo) Ramza:im really lucky i didn't get hit by a (gets smacked in the face by branch)branch. (At lionel gate ramza and gafgarion are fighting,and the party is being ambushed,both separated by a gate) Gafgarion:En garde Puberty boy! Ramza:What did you call me!? Gafgarion:Whats da matter chicken wuss!? Ramza:You are dead!(Summons bahamut.he changed from black magic to summoning.) Gafgarion:Holy Shit!MOMMY!(Wets himself)AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Bahamut:Shut your blabbering and go change your pants before i kill you! Gafgarion&Ramza:YOU CAN TALK!!!!!!!!!!!???????????? Bahamut:yes i can talk.now die ya little weenie. Gafgarion:Wait.i have counter magic!HAHAHAHAHA Ramza:MOMMY!I WET MYSELF TOO!I NEED TO CHANGE MY DIAPY!(Bahamut burns him to cinders)ill be DAMNED! CHAPTER 1:end What will happen to ramza next?Gimme some ideas in the reveiws.