A/N: A quick teaser for a new fanfic I'm planning. Here's the plot.

Red Eye has adapted to being an experiment, and is now living happily with Lilo, Stitch, and the rest of the ohana. Sure, there may be a few new experiments running around, but as long as Red Eye has Stitch to help him out, he'll be able to continue living the way he is. Hamsterviel is still in jail, Gantu is on the good side, and all 630+ experiments are living happily in their one true place. But with so many enemies arising, Red Eye and Stitch are tiring out. As the legendary Jason Voorhees arises from his grave for the 5th time, this may be more than they can handle.

Air flowed through Jason's lungs once more. His heart started beating. He got up. He knew what he had to do. He retrieved his machete, which was near him.

"They call it… Camp Crystal Lake." Jumba said, as we walked through the premises. "Home of the legendary Jason Voorhees."

Jason walked toward his enemies. He never saw such strange creatures before.

"How do you kill something that can't die?!" Red Eye shouted.

"You don't." Stitch replied. "You have to lock them away, forever."

"We're gonna need a team." Red Eye explained. "consisting of the most dangerous experiments."

"I never thought it would come to this." Red Eye commented.

Leroy had four blasters, one for each of his four arms.

A/N: There you go. There's my teaser.