One Piece: Dangerous Choices… What if?

Nami and Robin bond over everything. What happens when Nami finds out that Robin likes Luffy? And that he likes her back? A love triangle- Nami love Luffy, Robin loves Luffy, Luffy loves Robin, and someone LOVESSS NAMI. Betcha can't guess who.

Chapter 1.

"Truth or dare, Franky!"

"Hmmm… I am a SUPA mannn! Dare!"

"GREAT!" Luffy butted in, grinning like a maniac. "I dare you to buy me 200 pounds of meat!"

Nami face-palmed. I should've known… baka. She couldn't wait for her turn. 200 pounds of pure gold is almost nothing, right?

"MY TURN! I CHOOSE… ZORO!" Luffy cried, excited but getting nothing but a snore. "ZORO! WAKE UP!" *snore* "Gomu gomu no… ROCKET!"

Falling to the deck to avoid being shoved into the oceans, they watched, shaking with laughter, when a dripping wet Zoro finally found his way back to the boat. (IT was literally 5 feet away.) A very pissed off Zoro said, "DARE, YOU JACKASSESS." And then he refused to talk to anyone.

"OK!" Luffy said brightly, as if nothing happened. "Zoro, I dare you to kiss Sanji!"

"WHAT? SHITTY COOK? NEVER. NO. NO WAY."

"WHAT?! MARIMO? ID RATHER GO BACK TO THE OKAMAS! NO WAY IN HELL."

"Excuse me? YOU GO DIE IN HELL."

"NO, YOU!"

"YOU!"

"SHOVE OFF!"

"WANNA FIGHT?"

They then ended up face first on the ground after being punched by a ticked off Nami.

"BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP."

And so continued a very subdued game of Truth or Dare. That is, until Chopper's turn.

"Luffy, truth or dare?"

"DARE! CHOPPERRRRRR! HURRY UPPPP!"

"OKOK! Hmmm… I DARE YOU TO PLAY SEVEN MINUTES IN HEAVEN WITH ONE OF THE GIRLS ON THIS SHIP! You can choose."

"NANI?..."

The straw hat crew stared at him with popped out eyes. "WHAT?"

Only Luffy shrugged and said, "Ok! Hmmm… Who should I pick?"

Innocently, he turned around and asked, "Is Zoro a girl? And what's Seven Minutes of Heaven?"

The entire crew gaped at him, other than Zoro, who was unsuccessfully trying to slice up Luffy's ass.

"HUHH?"

Luffy grinned. "Oh well, I don't get it. Robin, will you play it with me and explain what it is? You're smart, right?"

Robin giggled, which the crew found quite new. "Of course, captain-san. Let's go to your room."

"Why a room? Why not here? Oh well, whatever you say, Robin."

They left,hand in hand, not caring about Sanji, who was weeping waterfalls and shrouded in fire. They also didn't notice Nami, who was shaking with silent rage.