Dear diary,
AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHRRRGGGGHHHRRRGGGHHHHH!
That is what I want to say to Bella Swan's little ghosty face.
Who is Bella Swan? Only the newest addition to Forks High, and the daughter of the Chief of Police.
Which means that I can not, you know, kill her and get off light or anything.
I do not know.
It may still be worth it.
The point is, she is like, the oddest person I've ever met. I, being super nice, let her sit at our table, and informed her about the Cullens, and what happens? Ice Boy STARES AT HER! TYLER KISSES HER CHEEK! Is she magnetic? No, she is not. She never smiles.
I read a book about boys and stuff, which said body language is important.
And smiling is body language.
So.
Mike likes her, which may be why I hate her unconditionally, but hey, that's just how my open, welcoming heart works.
ARRRRRGHGHHGHHHGHGHH!
She says so little! She's so pale, and she's from Arizona! Granted, I was dying while waiting for a perfect beach babe to arrive, but Bella is so worse than I was expecting.
What ever will become of my queendom? What does everyone see in her?
Fear not, dear diary.
I will get to the bottom of this terrible creature.
-JESS
PS: Because Jessica's Diary's initials are JD, I will call you JD.
You know.
Like the doctor in Scrubs.
That guy.
Okay.
Bye?
Bye.
BYE!