First Period: Nobody even Likes You!
Ah, yes, it was another stupid day at… …um… …what's a name for a school…at…Red Middle School? Okay, let's go with that…
Anyways, it was another normal day, and it had just started. The day. Started. Yeah.
It was first period. Athletics. For some people in the school. Not everyone had first period athletics. As I was saying, it was first period athletics.
Ness, Lucas and several other smashers had signed up for Cross Country. So they were running. Duh.
"How much…longer…do we…have to…run?" asked Lucas, nearly out of breath.
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"No idea…" replied Ness, exasperated at the question, which Lucas would ask him every day.
Behind them, was Victor. Read the -Extra- Smashy Amazing Race if you have no idea who he is.
"Why do you keep asking that?! This is the third time in 15 seconds!" said Victor, who was falling behind.
"…Uh, insurance?" said Lucas randomly.
"Which you can buy now, at a store near you!" said a random person.
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"Okaaaay," said Ness, who was creeped out.
Inside the main office of the school…
"Samus, the kids are expressing bad behavior! Why?" asked a furious Zelda.
"Uhh, lemme think, you give them 14 textbooks they have to carry to every period, they don't have very long lunch periods, AND, they can't say anything without saying please! Other than that and 18 other unusual things you've thrown onto them recently, I can't see why they'd be mad," replied a sarcastic Samus.
Zelda stared at her.
"19, sorry." said Samus. "It was sarcasm. I know exactly why they're mad."
In the room outside of the office, was a giant room, that served as a front room of the building, that had stairs, leading upstairs (DUH!), to the seventh and eighth grade lockers. The sixth graders were downstairs. A.K.A., the weirdos.
Young Link was in that room, and he saw someone outside the door, who wanted 'in.'
"…I'm not allowed to let in strangers, I'll get sued by the principal for not following directions!"
The stranger held up candy.
…
The stranger held up two bags of candy.
"…Okay! You seem like a nice person!" Said Young Link gleefully.
The stranger chuckled, and pulled out a shotgun.
Young Link unlocked the door, and opened it.
Samus and Zelda turned in time to see the person walk in.
Young Link died…from the multiple bullet wounds, which punctured his body, and caused a lot of lacerations, thus dying from too many big words.
Both assistant Principal and Principal were shocked.
The stranger laughed, and ran off. The stranger was…Ike! NUUUUEZ!
Zelda ran up to Young Link's body.
"D-hall! Now! …Persistent in ignoring me, eh? Phone call home! Wow, this kid didn't even flinch, Samus…"
"He's dead, stupid! Quick, warn the children!" The female said as she ran into the office, and ran into a teacher's lounge. There were three teachers, lying dead…from the multiple bullet wounds, which punctured their bodies, and caused a lot of lacerations, thus dying from to many big words.
Next to the building, running around the track…
"Run faster, Lucas, everyone's passing us! …No, don't stop, RUN FASTER!" Yelled Ness to Lucas, who looked toward the school.
Lucas looked at the school, with a worried look, feeling psychic waves coming from the school.
"Something's…wrong…" Lucas said timidly.
"Yes, there is something wrong... we've lost three events already this season and you're not running... help me and everyone else on the Cross Country team, and improve our rep…BY RUNNING!" Ness yelled the last part.
Lucas ran faster.
Inside the main office of the school...
"Samus, why are you wearing that revealing suit!? That's against the dress code!" said Zelda, horrified.
Samus looked at herself in the Zero Suit.
"…Your mother is against the dress code," the Assistant Principal said coolly.
Zelda cried.
"We need to warn everyone in this school that there's a maniac running loose around here!" said Samus. At the sound of footsteps, the two hid behind an overturned table.
Suddenly, they heard a walkie-talkie click, and they heard, "Yeah, I'm at this stupid little school, and, yeah, a kid actually let me in! C'mon, get th' gang over here, let's kill everyone inside here just for kicks!" said the intruder, Ike.
Zelda stood up from their hiding place, "Well talk about rude! He called us stupid! I'm going to give him a piece of my-"
"No, stupid, he'll kill you!" whispered Samus, pulling her back down.
"Why are you being so rude today?" asked Zelda, on the verge of tears.
Author's Notes: Every period, is a chapter's length, and this is the end of chapter one! Chapter two will be uploaded in one hour after this was uploaded. What can I say, I'm really bored! Review!