Fairytail was at it's norm… everyone fighting, drinking, and whatnot. Only difference is that sabertooth had to stay with Fairytail for a year because sting destroyed the guild and did not have the money or skills to rebuild it faster. All was interrupted when the celestial spirit crux came with important and quite frankly, scary news.

"Hi crux, what do you need?" Lucy asked.

"An illness has made the zodiac spirits go crazy." Crux said. "They will come to this world randomly once a month to wreck havoc on everyone. you will not be able to close their gates and will only go away when their magic runs out." Crux said.

Everyone's eyes widened and then master said, " We will need to refrain lucy from taking long missions for the time being"

After he said that a golden light emerged from the middle of the guild and Cancer appeared.

"Oh no." Lucy said.

Cancer then turned into a blur and started cutting everyone's hair randomly (Thank god that he made sure the styles were good for each gender) Here is what he ended up doing before he left.

Natsu- same color but the hair is styled to look like guildart's hair

Gray- a pompadur

Laxus- a burr cut (#1 buzz cut)

Gajeel- Like laxus's before he got his haircut

Elfman- Bald

Freed- rattail

bixlow- a manbun

Guildarts- a flattop

Master- Ivan's hairstyle

Sting- an afro

Rougue- he was smart enough to become a shadow before Cancer noticed him

Rufus- dreadlocks

Orga- a tonsure (Monk haircut)

Lucy- a bob cut

Erza- a beehive shaped hairstyle

Cana- braided pigtails

evergreen- a tripple pigtail haircut

Lisanna- Like wendy's

Mira- frankenstine's bride hairstyle

Wendy- a quadruple pigtail

Juvia- Juvia's hairstyle when she joined the guild

Yukino- angel's hairstyle

Gray made a very reflective ice pillar

(Let's look at their reactions)

Laxus and Elfman

"You have to be kidding me." Laxus said as he felt his severely short hair. what am I supposed to do with this?" He asked to himself.

"At least you have hair." Elfman said.

Laxus was trying so hard not to laugh then Elfman felt his head.

"It feels Like a Man!" he said "I kind of like how it feels" Elfman said,

Natsu and guildarts.

"Yo Natsu" Guildarts said as he came over to the pinkette. "you have the same hairstyle as I used to have." He said while rubbing his flat surface of a head.

"So that is what it is called." Natsu said.

Guildarts sweatdropped.

Master

"WHO HOO I FINALLY GOT A FULL HEAD OF HAIR" Makarov said while doing a happy dance

Freed, Bixlow, and Gajeel.

Gihee, Freed you look ridiculous and Bixlow you have a lady's haircut.

"And you look like Laxus" Freed said

Huh…AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *Faints*

Orga, sting, Gray, and Rufus, were laughing at each others haircuts

the ladies all fainted.

cancer used a spray that made everyone's hair stay the way it is for a month.

Next spirit is sagittarius his illness will be revealed next time