Tsuna was walking down the hall of the current Vongola hideout he created. He just happened to be passing his storm gaurdians office when he started hearing weird moaning sounds. No, that can't be. No one else is in there.
"Mm, Hayato," Hibari's voice came from the room. What's Hibari-san doing in there?
"Stop making so much noise. Someone'll hear us," Gokudera's voice echoed.
"It hurts. Take it out."
"Are you sure? You don't want it in?"
"Un, take it- ah, Hayato, that hurt."
"Sorry, Kyoya, stop being a baby and deal. In or out?"
"Just leave it in." Tsuna started to hear more moaning. What the hell are they doing?! Tsuna had an urge to open the door, but he wasn't sure if he wanted to see what was in there. Hibari was talking so soft. So sweet. No, he was shy.
"Come on, Kyoya, it's been long enough. Let's take it out."
"No! It'll hurt. I like it in. it feels…good."
"Kyoya, we've been doing this for hours. Can I please take it out now?"
What the HELL has gotten into them?! Are they having sex?!
"Fine, Hayato, but make it quick."
"Don't you want to see?"
"No! Absolutly not! What do you think I am?!"
"You're just being sensitive."
"Is it out?"
"I'm pulling."
"It's huge! It's not coming out."
"Shut up, Kyoya."
"Hayato, just leave it."
"No, I'll get it. I'm not letting you leave until it's out."
"I can't leave if it's not out."
That's it! Tsuna burst through the door. Hands over his eyes. "What ever you were doing stop!"
"Tenth! What are you doing here? Why are you covering your eyes?" Gokudera spun around.
"Hayato! It's not out!" Kyoya squealed.
Tsuna opened his eyes slowly. He saw his gaurdians fully dressed. Hibari was sitting on Gokudera's dest swinging his legs back and forth. Tsuna had never been so happy to be wrong before.
"What's going on?" Tsuna asked calmly, as he started to breathe again.
"I was pulling out a splinter for Hibari," Gokudera explained, but Hibari glared at him. "Kyoya."
"It's so big though! It's going to hurt!" Hibari said. He was acting like a middle school girl.
"You two have no idea how relieved I am. I thought you two were… you know… having sex or something," Tsuna said shyly.
"Tenth, I would never do something like that in this public of a place."
"Good," Tsuna walked out and shut the door, sighed, and walked back to his own office.
"He's gone, Kyoya. Now, do want real sex?"
"You bet," Hibari said leaning forward to kiss Gokudera.
"Splinter first," they said together.