**OK! Well first off there are a few things to explain in this story. It's not exactly a story it was more of a really amusing rpg that we decided to post. We don't own Kingdom hearts...and don't want to be sued by Disney (they'd sick Pluto after us...)

Boo is a totally made up character from the depths of our corrupted minds. She was in love with the evil guy in this story but once she gets transformed into a heartless she realizes she really doesn't love him and uses him for the power that was given to her when she was a heartless. Selphie and Squall are in this also as good friends of Sora and Kairi. Riku is still fused with the evil guy and this takes place right after the first Kingdom Hearts game. . . GIRClone and Padme are actually our sn so if we just randomly start talking it either I felt it was important or it's necessary info to know. ok think I covered everything! Enjoy!

Boo: *growls at evil dude*

Evil Dude: boo....i....i...did..not...know...this would happen...

Evil Dude: *trys to pick her up*

Boo: *bites him*

Evil dude: *holds finger*......i will turn you back i swear i love you to much...

Evil Dude: *thinks and tries to pick her up again*

Boo: *growls*

Evil Dude: i need you up here

Boo: *jumps up*

Evil Dude: *puts the helmet thing she had on before back on her*.....*goes over to handle thing*

Boo: *looks around confused*

Evil Dude: *turns on machine so black lighting comes out and to helmet*

Boo: *turns back into human form*

Padme2468: **he is a dr. Frankenstein wanna be

Boo: AHHH!!! NEVER DO THAT AGAIN

Evil Dude: im sorry im so sory...

Evil Dude: *goes over to her but changes back into riku*

Riku: haha that was cool!

Riku: you should have seen yourself you were all black looking

Boo: AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET AWAY!

Boo: *Shrinks back into the chair and whimpers*

Evil Dude: *starts talking form him* DONT YOU DARE SCARE HER LIKE THAT!

Riku: Why did I turn you back, I should just keep you as one of my black heartless legions

Boo: Don't bother, any way I am leaving this place

Evil Dude: BOO!

Boo: *gets up and walks for the lab door*

Evil Dude: *makes riku change back* boo...don't go....i .....i .....i.....

Boo: I let you do your experiments on me

Boo: aren't you threw with me?

Evil Dude: i love you boo.....i never knew it would do such a thing i promise

Riku: NO I WANT TO RAPE YOU THEN YOU CAN GO! HEHE...

Evil Dude: *smacks self* SHUT UP!

Boo: *turns and smirks* right in the palm of my hand *turns back around and flings arms around his neck*

Boo: actually I really liked being a heartless, the power was quite thrilling

Evil Dude: *looks at her funny knowing she would never give in this easily*....

Evil Dude: did you really?

Boo: so you can always do more experiments on me...if you wish

Riku: she liked it...but it was suppose to be painful. Oh well do it again!

Evil Dude: i could never....

Boo: alright then, you know I can always stay here and be your evil queen *sits in the chair where the helmet thing is all royal like*

Evil Dude: if you want

Boo: *looks down at the creeping heartless* yes...such...lovely servants

Boo: or I could always just run away from here...

Evil Dude: i could give you the power back if you wish...

Evil Dude: please don't

Boo: I can have my power back then?

Riku: that's a bad idea...

Evil Dude: i could try...

Riku: she'll use it against you, you do know that. I don't think she really loves you

Boo: *walks towards him and brushes fingers against his chin* could you? *gives pleading look*

Evil Dude: you know i love you...and i would do anything for you...

Boo: then make me have heartless powers

Riku: she's touching...my chin

Riku: bite her! bite her!

Evil Dude: you shut up! *yells at self*

Boo: ohh baby when you do that it just turns me on *comes closer to him*

Riku: O.o I like her body...it's more developed than Kairi's...hehe...

Evil Dude: DONT YOU DARE TRY TO RAPE HER!

Riku: No matter what you do, I am going to be with you. you know this don't you?

Boo: *goes over and sits down and puts helmet on* oh...darling...

Evil Dude: im not sure if this will work....i think it will

Boo: *hangs onto chair* as long as I am alive I'll be fine

Evil Dude: are you sure?

Boo: yes, positive

Evil Dude: alright

Evil Dude: *pushes a button instead so red lighting come to the helmet

Boo: *body juts upwards and then relaxes as Boo screams*

Riku: O.o this is painful to watch...

Evil Dude: *runs up to her and holds her* are you alright? boo...speak to me...

Boo: *eyes flash a deep velvet purple and then go back to their normal color* yes..I'm fine

Boo: *stands upward and legs wobble*

Boo: what powers would I have...

Evil Dude: *is touching her face lightly* are you sure

Evil Dude: im not sure...

Boo: I am fine...just fine....

Boo: *holds chest* but my heart is gone...

Evil Dude: what?!

Evil Dude: how would that work...

Boo: in order to be a heartless you must have to give your heart to gain the powers..

Evil Dude: ....

Riku: told you...

Boo: oh but baby I still love you, just because I don't have a heart doesn't mean that I don't love you

Boo: love isn't felt by just the heart

Riku: lair....lair....hook's pants are on fire

Evil Dude: that is true...but...

Boo: I am still the same boo I was before

Padme2468: **oh poor evil dude's tiny ittsy bity heart got broken

Boo: just with a few changes

Evil Dude: like? I haven't finished my studies of heartless powers yet. . .

Boo: *whisks hand and a dark ball of energy appears* ok...maybe a lot of changes.

Evil Dude: O.o

Boo: *pokes it and it pops into dark energy*

Boo: ow...

Evil Dude: are you hurt?!

Boo: no I am fine

Riku: ok can you screw her already

Riku: your dialogue bores me

Evil Dude: SHUT UP!

Boo: *looks at the door the to ends of the worlds* you never told me what was behind that door

Evil Dude: ...the heartless that's all...

Boo: *walks over to it and runs hands across the gold door leaving dark purple mists over the locks*

Boo: I think there is something else back there...there is a heart that is thriving behind it

Evil Dude: no i don think so

Riku: it's the evil basturd Sora...

Riku: and I like him behind there

Boo: oh..alright then..

Evil Dude: boo are you sure your feeling alright?

Boo: *unlocks it by accident with dark magic but the door still stays closed*

Boo: yes I'm fine, just curious that's all

Boo: maybe you should distract me and give me something better to do than to walk around here

Evil Dude: if you want

Boo: come on be more aggressive

Boo: you were always so passive

Evil Dude: *walks up to her* i have missed you so...i never knew i would until you gone *puts hands on her hips*

Evil Dude: *kisses her*

Boo: I have missed you too, your strong grip on my body *pushes hip into him more*

Riku: being turned on....ok....not good

Evil Dude: *moves mouth to her neck*

Riku: this is disturbing and yet so sexy at the same time HOW DOES IT WORK!!! DAMN MY HORMONES

Boo: *moans lightly* ohhh take me...

Evil Dude: *moves hands down and all over her body*

Riku: roaming hands! wahoo!

Riku: ohh very firm...hehe

Evil Dude: SHUT UP!

Boo: *undoes little zipper thing on her chest to show more cleavage*

Riku: what do you want from me! I am 17!

Evil Dude: not here...its not a good setting....

Riku: I have been stuck to you and this is the first pair of boobies I have seen in a while!

Boo: then take me where you want me, I am yours to command

Evil Dude: *picks her up still kissing her but has moved to the open cleavage and ends up a large bedroom*

Riku: boobies....*drools* ever since Kairi died I have dreamed of them for so long

Evil Dude: *lies her on the bed*

Boo: *unzips herself all the way* so you remember how to do this?

Evil Dude: *gulps* i think so...i hope so...

Riku: hehe yes...no wait NO NO evilness....must remember other things other than old dude doing weird girl

Boo: then come here *pulls him onto of her*

Evil Dude: *smiles*

Boo: so what would you like done

Evil Dude: ?

Boo: anything you dare to try *seductive smile*

Padme2468: **huh oh...pepis and this not good...

GIRClone: **lol

Evil Dude: *starts to massage her breasts*

GIRClone: **AHHH

Padme2468: **told you

GIRClone: **skipping to part where she asks her to go to destiny island for security reasons. 0. ??

Boo: *is in the middle of moans that are turning into screams*

Evil Dude: *pauses*

Boo: *looks up at him sweaty* what is it?

Evil Dude: *blokes riku out of this conversation* would you do something for me...

Boo: anything JUST KEEP GOING

Riku: *hears elevator music* damn it...ok waiting...waiting

Evil Dude: go to......destiny ISLAND!....for me....if you befriend this girl kairi...YOU CAN GAINE ALL POWER! Riku is just stupid and thinks she is dead!

Boo: I WILL JUST KEEP GOING! PLEASE

Evil Dude: *keeps going and lets riku back in*

Riku: YAY!!! NO MORE ELEVATOR MUSIC

Riku: this is so much better than porn. hehe

Evil Dude: *groans*

Riku: ewwww....ok maybe not.........

Riku: no groaning that's gross

Boo: *is screaming now*

Evil Dude: i will grown if i want damn it you don't control

Evil Dude: *Accidentally turns back into Riku*

Riku: O.O!

Boo: O.o!

Evil Dude: F*CK!

Boo: your size just dropped into a tiny little gross worm like thing!!!!!!!!

Evil Dude: IM SORRY!

Boo: *sits up and slides away from him*

Evil Dude: DAMIT LET ME HAVE MY BODY BACK!

Riku: I AM NOT SMALL

Riku: WHY DO PEOPLE THINK THAT

Evil Dude: *makes him look down* YES YOU ARE! LET ME HAVE MY BODY BACK!@

Boo: *grabs a hold of his thing* LOOK AT THIS!!! IT'S A TINY LITTLE WORM

Boo: THIS IS ONLY GOOD FOR DOING SOME ANIMAL LIKE A DOG!

Riku: yes...but your touching it...^.^

Boo: AHH! *takes hand away* CLENSE!!!

Evil Dude: *is trying get his body to come back but it keeps going back and forth*

Boo: O.o;;

Evil Dude: DAMIT STAY!

Boo: ok...this is a total turn off

Boo: *takes robe and puts it on* good night

Evil Dude: *gets body back*.......

Riku: darn!

Evil Dude: *gets up and puts on robe as well* stay in here...

Boo: why...so you can go through your freaky transformations again?

Boo: honestly, why did you choose that stupid boy

Riku: HEY WATCH IT

Evil Dude: i won't again

Boo: alright, as long as you stay yourself *lays down on bed again*

Evil Dude: *lays beside her*

Boo: *looks over at him and thinks* why am I staying here....I know I don't love him...

Evil Dude: i am sorry its only way i could the host has to be willing to be consumed by darkness. Riku was just so indulged in Kairi he was an easy target.

Squall: *is sticking hand in and out of the goo behind the door* and this marks a whole 5 years we have been in here.

Squall: happy anniversary Sora

Sora: *is blowing bubbles in the goo* same to you

Squall: *sighs* so what are we going to do to pass the time this year?

Evil Dude: *starts to lightly move finger tips on her body I love you

Squall: find the key blade, or more of who's arm is that?

Sora: heck if i know

Boo: *smiles and does air kiss to him and closes eyes and falls asleep*

Evil Dude: *holds her close and falls asleep*

Squall: or in one case, who's butt am I touching *glares at him*

Sora: WHAT!!

Squall: your hand has been on my butt for 5 years now

Squall: you can't feel that?

Sora: NO! I CANT FEEL ANYTHING!

Squall: *rolls eyes* your hopeless

Squall: and if I hear another story about Kairi I think I am going to be sick

Sora: HEY YOU ARE HELPLESS TOO! *HITS HIM AND FALLS OUT*

Squall: *spills out onto he ground* OW

Squall: Hey...we...are...FREE

Squall: *touches self* I can move! and my gun blade is still here and I can talk and move!!

Sora: *falls out after him and is all slime* ew...

Squall: *laughs* ohh poor sora

Squall: come on! we have to go to destiny island to see if Selphie and Kairi are there!

Sora: how do we get out of here?

Squall: the evil dude must keep some kind of door here

Alter Squall: *falls out soon after* huh?!

Squall: O.O!

Squall: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU

Sora: squall??

Squall: but....but....but...I AM SQUALL

Alter Squall: no im squall

Squall: NO I AM SQUALL

Alter Squall: or no....im leon

Squall: I CAME OUT HERE FIRST

Squall: ohhh ok

Alter Squall: yeah well you look like me!

Squall: *smiles* for a second there I thought I was going nutz...

Squall: no you look like me!

Alter Squall: but my real name is squall!

Squall: O.o!

Sora: um....

Squall: no it's NOT

Sora: i think it best we get out...

Alter Squall: YES IT IS!

Squall: alright, we'll finish this later

Squall: *runs around* where is that door?

Sora: heck if i know

Squall: *opens the door to the grand bedroom where the evil fused guy and Boo are*

Alter Squall: im not sure....ok thats not it...

Squall: O...k......not in there.....*closes the door*

Boo: *sits up suddenly*

Boo: Who??

Evil Dude: what is it?

Boo: someone just opened the door...some guy

Evil Dude: what?! how we are the only humans here

Sora: Found it!!! *opens portal thing* ahh...I've missed it so much...I can already smell the salty air

Evil Dude: or kinda humans...

Boo: well go check it out!

Alter Squall: oh yes its so wonderful

Squall: how would you know? you haven't been there

Sora: yeah that's nice i need to see kairi so im going down *jumps in*

Squall: wait for me! *jumps in after*

Alter Squall: HEY *follows*

Evil Dude: walks over that's odd... why is that door open *is looking a the destiny island door*

Squall: *comes flying down like a star from the sky*

Evil Dude: *shrugs and goes back*

Evil Dude: it was nothing

Kairi: *looks out of the window at the sky and eyes bulge*

Kairi: SELPHIE! I THINK RIKU'S BACK! HE CAN'T KNOW I'M LIVING!

Sora: *is like shooting star* WEE!

Selphie: what?! not again...

Kairi: I am going to hide again!

Kairi: you take cover

Kairi: *runs off the secret little place*

Selphie: great....

Squall: *smashes into the sand* OW!

Squall: *spits sand out* blah blah

Selphie: nothings happening....*sees both squall shooting stars* O.o

Alter Squall: *lands in tree*

Sora: *lands on head*

Squall: ok that's not a good way to travel...

Sora: yeah no kidding *rubs head*

Squall: *looks up at houses* Hi there...

Squall: *can't see it's selphie*

Selphie: HOLY SHIT!

Squall: umm don't be frightened

Squall: we just came here looking for some old friends of ours

Selphie: but your supposed to be dead! and so are your *points sora*

Squall: Selphie??

Squall: SELPHIE!

Selphie: *and looks at alter squall* AHHHHHHH! TWO!

Selphie: *runs*

Squall: wait selphie!

Squall: I can't explain that thing I dunno where the hell he came from

Alter Squall: oh that girl...hmph what do you see in her...

Squall: but I am real Selphie! I came back

Squall: hey you shut up! *glares at alter squall*

Sora: wow...um...that was wierd...

Squall: yeah...haven't seen Kairi yet

Selphie: *runs in secret area*

Squall: maybe Kairi....died...

Squall: *looks at abandoned house*

Sora: no that cant be...

Kairi: was it him?

Alter Squall: died yeah i agree...

Sora: *glare at them* she cant be

Selphie: no...*blinks some* .....HOW TWO!

Kairi: O.o

Kairi: *takes necklace and whispers in some old language and a glowing light appears and shows the people on the beach*

Selphie: BUT HOW!

Kairi: that them? *looks at it* that looks like Sora and Squall...but there is two of Squall and Sora is...old looking

Kairi: plus they are.....dead.....Riku told us they were...

Selphie: yeah...but TWO how does that work...

Kairi: I don't know, I don't think it's them

Kairi: we better just stay here until they leave

Selphie: i could have sworn it was though he knew who i was...the squall with long hair...

Kairi: we can't trust anyone Selphie..

Selphie: i know i know but...

Kairi: *whisks hand through the glowing ball* no matter how convincing

Selphie: i guess...

Kairi: I want to believe too Selphie...I want to believe Sora's promise came true.

Kairi: *peers out the entrance a bit to see them* but I have a much greater burden now. I have to protect it at all cost. . .

Selphie: i know...

**More to come later! Tell us what you think! ^.~