-Opening Theme-

Outside the home of the Aqua Teens', an explosion is heard.

Shake: Dammit!

Inside the house...

Frylock: What just happened here!

Shake is seen, dust all over him and Meatwad, and a box of grenades is found beside Shake. Shake takes a look at Frylock, then the grenades, then at Meatwad.

Shake: Yeah, what did you do?
Meatwad: Boy, don't you know? You the one who be throwin' them explosives at me.
Shake: And for a very solid reason. [pauses] I had to.
Frylock: Shake, put those away before you try and kill one of our roomates with it.
Shake: Kill? Roomate? [laughing] What makes you think I'd even want to do that? Why, I would never lay a finger on this little guy. More like lay a fist on him! [punches Meatwad]
Meatwad: Oww! Dang, boy!
Shake: Let that be a lesson to you.

The doorbell suddenly rings.

Meatwad: Who was that?
Shake: Whoever it is, they had better have my high-def DVD's ready to play. I ordered Blu-Ray about a week ago, and I do NOT want to wait any longer. I want my DVD's, dammit!
Frylock: Right.

Frylock answers the door and sees a young little alien boy.

Frylock: Hey, little man.
Shake: Who are you, what do you want, and do you have my Blu-Ray?
Alien Boy: [laughs] You're funny. Anywho, my name's Flotsam. Pleasure to meet you both.
Shake: Whatever. Do you have my DVD's ready for me?
Flotsam: Well, no, but-

Shake suddenly slams the door in his face.

Flotsam: [outside] Aww!
Frylock: Shake!
Shake: What? He clearly did not have my order. You heard me a minute ago.
Frylock: Yeah, I heard it.

Frylock opens the door for Flotsam, who is now with big sad eyes, pouting.

Frylock: Look, Float- I can call you that, right?
Flotsam: Go ahead.
Frylock: Right. I apologize for his behavior. He's usually like this.
Flotsam: I wonder how you put up with that.
Frylock: After 10 years, you kinda get used to it.
Flotsam: I see.
Meatwad: Hey, who's this little guy? Is he yours?
Flotsam: Did that meatball just talk?
Meatwad: That's true, I am a ball of meat. I'm Meatwad.
Flotsam: Nice. [shakes hands with Meatwad] So are you all roommates or what?
Frylock: Yeah, you can say that.
Flotsam: Nice. Mind if I come in?
Shake: No.

Shake shuts the door on him again.

Meatwad: Dang. That was pretty harsh.

Frylock opens the door to him again and Flotsam walks in.

Flotsam: Thank you, Fry man. At least somebody cares. [notices his jewel] Wow. How long have you had that?
Frylock: For, uh, quite a while.
Flotsam: Neat. What's it do?
Shake: Wouldn't you like to know?
Meatwad: So what can you do?
Flotsam: Well, for starters, I can fly.

Flotsam flies around their living room, demonstrating his flying power.

Meatwad: Well, all right, now. That is sweet. Wish I can fly.
Shake: Oh my God. Seen it. Been there before. Who the hell cares.
Flotsam: Well, that was about all I got.
Frylock: That's cool.
Meatwad: Can you do something like this? [morphs into a hot dog]
Flotsam: Um, no, but that's not bad, though. You can do that? What else you got?
Meatwad: [morphs into an igloo]
Flotsam: Well, okay. Morphing's pretty neat. How about you, tall, big and brutal? [refers to Shake] Anything you got?
Shake: Do I look like I want to discuss things with a tiny little freak boy like yourself?

Flotsam flies on top of his lid and looks at his straw, thinking it's an antenna.

Flotsam: Never noticed that before. You have an antenna with you. Neat.
Shake: Um, kid, you do realize that's not an antenna. That's a straw. Now if you could get the hell off my lid, that'd be great.
Flotsam: What's the hole for? Like are you supposed to speak into it or what? Maybe this is part microphone. [yells into his straw] HELLO~!
Shake: Ahh! That's it.

Shake takes him off his lid, drags him to the door and throws him out.

Shake: If that's all you're ever gonna do around here, you might as well f**k off!

Shake slams the door on him again and sits back on the chair.