MichiKohai: Yeah... My first fic. I'm not English or American, so my English isn't the best. So if my spelling is not anywhere near the place, that's near perfect (and my comma-thing is even worse), then it's probably because I'm danish, and 3 years ago the only words I could say in english was one, two, three. But R&R. Oh, and I don't own Naruto, and I don't own Hannah Montana either (OK, Hannah isn't in this story, but I don't own her anyway)... But I own a Barbie cup.
WARNINGS: Yaoi, AU, OOC, Het, eventually crack and yuri.

Oh, and I already know nearly all the pairings. But you can write if there's some special people you want together, then I'll think about it. But I won't make NejiTen, ShikaIno, SasuSaku or SasuNaru. And I'm not much for NaruHina, either. But Crack is always welcome!

Nara Shikamaru sighed.

He had known from the very beginning, that when parents said: "Have ever though about going to another school?" It meant you should move, AGAIN!
Shikamaru's father were a businessman, because of that, Shikamaru had been on about 4 different school.

Now he sat in his parents car in the backseat, on the way to first day in Konohagakure High & Boarding School, as 'the new Junior student' of the school.
He hoped there weren't many girls in his class.
Shikamaru meant girls were loud, irritating and 'troublesome'.
Because of that his parents had years ago discovered their sons bi-sexuality. But Shikamaru's list of girlfriends were as long as the one with boyfriends, and the parents really didn't care if their boy were gay or not.

"No, the school is around the cor-"
"Mom, it's fine!"
"...If you say so..."
The Nara boy got out of the car, the new school and all other stuff were just around the corner.
"Goodbye," he sighed before walking off to the entrance of the school.

Outside the school stood Akamichi Chouji, family-friend to Nara Shikamaru. The boy had flaming red hair, and was... yeah, a little more than chubby. He looked around, waiting impatiently for Shikamaru to show up. When he saw the pineapple-like ponytail, a smile came upon his lips. He took the arm in the air, and waved at his friend: "Oi! Shika! Over here!"

About fifteen minutes later Chouji began showing Shika the school. Eyes followed them wherever they went. All interested to see how the new boy was like.

Suddenly a boy with wild brown hair stood before them. He was tall, muscular and had some dog-like features.
"Hey, Chouji, is that the new guy?" he said, looking questioning at the Akamichi boy. Chouji nodded.
The boy took his hand out with a silly grin: "Inuzuka Kiba, a pleasure to meet ya, dude! Shikamaru, wasn't it?"
Shika shook the hand lazily: "Yeah,"

"Now, I'll help Chouji showing you around the school. As we walk I'll tell who's the good people, who's the bad, and stuff like that!"

Kiba took Chouji one arm and Shikamaru in another. They turned around a corner, and their it was: future. Students everywhere. Shikamaru wasn't nearly over the chock, when Kiba began walking. Both Shika and Chouji right after.

Kiba nodded towards a group of girls standing in a corner. A girl with two brown buns on the head, stood out the most. She seemed to be the leader of the group.

"TenTen, nobody knows her last name. Leader of 'Shuriken', the tomboy group. They're all right. Don't get on their bad side, thought. They aren't exactly popular, but people listen to them."

"And over their," Kiba nodded to the other side of the hallway: "Is not-so-popular guys. The weird in green is Rock Lee, good at sports, but otherwise: freak. Aburame Shino is the guy with the glasses. I'm pretty good friends with him. The others you won't see a lot, they're sophomores or freshmen."

"But if you're friends with the Shino, doesn't that mean you're in that group too?" asked Shikamaru, hand behind his head.

"No, I'm with the jocks. I'm gonna show you them soon, but first," Kiba said and sent a glance at some girls, all dressed nicely, not showing very much skin "The uptown girls. Only one of them are Junior, like us, the girl with the pale eyes, Hyuuga Hinata. Heiress to the Hyuuga Inc.-thing. And DON'T look at her that way! She's my girlfriend, to your information!"

Shikamaru could see why a guy choose the Hyuuga girl to girlfriend. She was really beautiful. Short, pale skin, black-clue long hair and those wonderful black eyes.

"Kiba-kun!" The girl came over and looked at her boyfriend with a sweet smile, "Who's the new boy?"
"This, Hina-chan, is Nara Shikamaru!" Kiba lay a hand on Shika's shoulder.
Hinata nodded, and was nearly starting to introduce her self, when one of her friends called.
"Excuse me, please!" she said and turned around.

"Now off we go!" The Inuzuka boy exclaimed, and began walking again.
Chouji and Kiba led Shikamaru through a door and then saw what every school had: The royalties.

"First we have the Queens, Yamanaka Ino and Haruno Sakura." Kiba said nodding towards a pink-haired girl, and her friend, a loud blond chick.
"They love rumors, gossip and blackmailing. You MUST be on their good side, for your own good. They are either good friends, or worst enemies. It changes a lot... Oh, and here you never knew who's dating who. Nearly everyone is bi. But this, dear Nara-kun, is the jocks and the popular people. "

Shikamaru looked around. There were many different types of popular persons here. The first one to notice was a blond-haired guy. He was good-looking and seemed to be a lifeguard-on-the-beach-type.

Kiba followed the Nara boys eyes and said: "That's Uzumaki Naruto, when he was freshmen he was the shortest, and everyone's slut. The he grew, now he's on soccer-team with me. Good guy, can make friends with everyone."

"And the one you see next to him," Kiba started, Shikamaru's eyes lay on the raven athlete beside the Naruto-dude, he was tall, with black eyes and pale skin, "is Uchiha Sasuke. Rich as hell. Like Hinata. All the girls are over him. His stoic, ignorant, selfish and pretty much of a player. But he's must into guys. I understand that with all the fangirls. He's leader of basketball team."

Shikamaru glanced at Sasuke, then he saw a short figure coming through the door. The person had pale eyes like the Hinata's, but these weren't like a sweet mouse's, these were like a cat's, ready to kill the mouse. The long dark-brown hair was nearly reaching the waist, and tied in a loose ponytail. The person had thin, long legs and feminine shapes. Shikamaru felt hypnotizes by the catty beauty.

Kiba snapped him out of his inner world of daydreaming, when he saw who Shika's eyes had laid upon: "Shika..."
Shikamaru looked at him, then back on the person, who just had came in by the door.
"Shika, this is Hyuuga Neji, cousin of Hinata. Opposite Naruto, this guy was the tallest years ago, then when he reached High School, he didn't became taller. And he's a year older than us. He is, or has been, in a relationship with Uchiha Itachi, Sasuke's older brother. We don't know if they're together anymore thought. The most people think that now he's dating Sasuke, thought. He's a bitch, and if you're on his bad side... Yeah, they normally go to another school after some weeks, so..."
Shikamaru followed Neji with his eyes, as the boy sat silently in the lap of the youngest Uchiha.

Sasuke silently sat with one eye on Neji, and one eye on the new guy. He felt, to say it nicely, fucking provoked by the new guy. As it became harder and harder to handle, he decided to make the boy sure about who was the leader.

From where Shikamaru stood, he could see the Uchiha whisper something in Neji's ear, Neji moved away from his high seat in the ravens lap.
The Uchiha rise from his seat and together with Naruto he came over to Kiba, Chouji and Shikamaru.

"HI GUYS!" Naruto say with the biggest smile, ever.
"Kiba, Chouji," the Uchiha acknowledged them.
"Hi, dude, my name's Naruto. What's your name? You know anyone here yet?"
Shikamaru raised an eyebrow. That guy was... Loud...And friendly.

"Yes, as the idiot said, what's you name?"
"...Nara Shikamaru."
"Shikamaru, all right. Guys, come here and meet the new guy!" Sasuke said. The human eating creatures, who you normally call popular people, stood and came over to their leader.
Naruto began introducing people in random order. Shikamaru could only hear about half of what the blond said, he talked like he was on some kind of drugs.

"Hyuuga, get over here." The Uchiha was impatient. That boy should know that the Hyuuga wasn't able to borrow."Sasuke, DON'T you dare call me like I was a pet!"
"Come on, there's someone you need to meet."
"Why?"
"Neji, babe, don't go all PMS with me, and get over here!"
Shikamaru didn't know if it were the 'babe' part, or the fact that Sasuke just said he had PMS, that made the Hyuuga walk over to the rest of the students.

"Yeah, Shika-kun, and this," with a gesture towards Neji, who already had Sasuke hugging him from behind, Naruto made his message clear "is Hyuuga Neji, Senior. Normally called Hyuuga, or babe, if you're with Sasuke, that's it."
Shikamaru could clearly tell that Neji and Naruto wasn't two people to get along. OK, Neji seemed to not could get along with anyone.

The bell rang, and the students began to go to class. Then Shikamaru realized that he hadn't got his schedule yet. . . . How troublesome. . . .

TBC

Yeah, Totally done with first chapter. Now... Go... Enjoy your day or something like that!