The plot fairy came over to my house last night and *BOOOOOM* new idea! Don't take it personally. I LOVE Zammie, but cannon couples in general irk me. They're all "I'm a cannon couple and we're toooootally meant to be together". *grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr* Well, other adorable couples should be happy too. Zammie, I love ya, but I can't let the cannon win. I will make you as cute as possible though.

Don't Judge a Girl by her Cover never happened. This is their Junior Year…

*Tremble in fear at my pagebreak*

Josh's PoV

I Josh Abrams,

swear to keep my secrets,

perform my tasks,

kill the assigned,

never look back,

honor,

protect,

and respect

Blackthorne's code.

They accepted me. In junior year. I joined their school for assassins. And after my first month, I caught up to the junior class. I have "finesse" and kick glutious maximous moves. I have even beaten Grant once…

Assault and Assassination Class 1:07 PM

It was time. I was to try to beat Zachary Goode. He always calls me Jimmy for some reason (A/N he doesn't remember, yet). I shake it out. I have to focus.

"Ready, set, go!" the A&A teacher shouts. We circle each other. He rushes at me. I tuck and roll under his legs and hit the back of his head. He crumpled. I started walking away when he grabbed my ankle and used the momentum to push me down. Then he flipped me. I hit my head against the floor. Then he kneed the back of my head. He pulled me up and gave me a right hook to the nose.

"Never turn your back," Zach said, looking incredibly smug. I barely heard him, I was out cold.

Zach PoV

Jimmie is SUCH a rookie. He expected to take me out easily and I simply gave him a *cough, cough, hard, cough, cough* beating. That was for dating Cammie. I'm sorta… territorial. I love A&A. I can't believe he beat Grant! "Who's next?" I asked. Everyone steps back. Guess that answers that.

Josh (Codename: Zeus) PoV

(A/N He's still out cold) I start to see a blurry picture of a girl. It slowly comes into focus it's a picture of a girl. She has beautiful eyes and dishwater blonde hair. She's perfect in every way. She not to tall, not to short, not to fat, not to skinny, not to ugly, not to fake. She's natural in every way. She is wearing no makeup with a white shirt with a navy blue sweater vest and a blue plaid skirt. The sweater vest had an insignia on it. A Gallager insignia.

What was her name?

Cameron,

CAMMIE, Cammie, Cammie

My (ex?)girlfriend. I wasn't sure. I lost contact with her after she… told me she was… a… spy. Cammie was a spy. Gallagher wasn't a snotty school for rich girls. It was a school for girl spies. She WAS my ex. I met her in town once. With ZACH! He called me Jimmy! He kissed her. I want a rematch. He is SO going down.

I had seen her be kidnapped. I had interrupted her CovOps finals. I crashed a stinking forklift through a wall to save her. I internally winced remembering how much that had hurt.

I woke up at… 2:34 P.M. That was good. I was out for less than an hour. I sprinted to CovOps. I knew a shortcut or two so, I ran past the orange dust bins and took a left at the mess hall. I ran up to a musty old walls and quickly punched the 3rd brick up and 8th brick across the passage opened and then closed behind me. I ran to the passageway leading to the CovOps classrooms.

"Glad you could join us, Mr. Abrams. I was just telling the rest of the CONSCIOUS class about an upcoming mission," Mr. Moore said, obviously bemused by the beating Zach gave me. He slid me a file across the table and sat back. I went to my seat beside… Zach. I opened the file and read it. We would be tailed by… Gallagher Girls. Cammie went there. I decided not to tell Zach about remembering Cammie. What he didn't know wouldn't hurt him *much*.

*Insert epic page break where your mind is consumed by awesomeness*

Josh's PoV

Day of Mission…3:45P.M. … Gallagher Girls' arrival time… 4:00 P.M.

After we arrived at the mall, I could think of was "Cammie, Cammie, Cammie, Cammie, Cammie" I can't wait to see her again.

Zach's PoV

Gallagher girl is coming and she's going to trail me *smirks*. I'll have to keep her away from Jimmy. I texted Macey to see who would tail Jimmy. She told me that Macey herself would and promised to keep her away from Cammie because she was rooting for Zammie. We have a couple name! Take that Josh… er Jimmy!

Cammie's PoV

We were tailing Blackthorne Boys. I thought of Zach. Then I thought of his annoying smirk. Then his cocky attitude. Then all the things he hasn't (and probably won't) tell me. How he kissed me and then left without any explanation. I looked at my file which wasn't much help. I could disguise myself and create my own personality so I went over my notes on that. The only required thing was I'd have to tail Zachary Goode, codename Secret. Here is my file…

Name: Alexis Campbell

Age: 13 (using makeup to morph my face into that of a 13 year old)

Actual age: 16

Appearance: Short, brown hair with pink highlights with green eyes and prominent cheek bones. Alexis has tan skin.

Likes: Being the center of attention, singing, hanging with her sister Suzanne (Suzie) adopted) and the color Pink.

Dislikes: Flirting, shopping, pickles, meat, being alone, and smirks

Tailee: Zachary Goode (Codename: Hades)

Macey (Codename: Peacock) wouldn't let me know who she was tailing. She was SO secretive sometimes. It was annoying. There were 15 Gallagher Girls (including me) going on this mission then, to Blackthorne itself. I found THAT interesting piece of information out from my mother. Oops. Not really. I didn't tell anyone though. Not even my best friend Bex (Codename: Duchess). No forcibly packed clothes (YAY!). Bex's cover looked like this:

Name: Suzanne "Suzie" Campbell

Age: 16

Actual age: 17

Appearance: Long blonde hair with brown highlights, pale skin and ice blue eyes.

Likes: Rock climbing, karate, shopping, dancing, the color turquoise, and hanging with her sister Alexis "Lexi" Campbell

Dislikes: Pickles, smirking, players, the color yellow, not knowing the answer to a

question, flowers, smoothies, soup, bacon, squirrels, and hanging upside down

Suzanne is also VERY forgetful and often leaves Lexi alone.

Tailee: Grant Lasae (Codename: Ares)

Liz (Codename: Bookworm) didn't need a cover because she was going to hack mall security to set up a firewall to make sure the boys didn't cheat. She'd then make sure OUR coms unit couldn't be hacked. Finally, she'd hack and monitor the boys. They were SO going down.

*Page break/time skip either way, its epic*

Josh PoV 4:00 P.M. The Mall

It was time. I saw my tailer almost immediately. I decided to mess with her before I reported her so, I tripped. She was knocked down and then I apologized profusely. Upon close inspection despite her disguise I figured out she was the senator's daughter… Macey! Macey McHenry.

Macey PoV

Oh crap. I just ran into Josh. Focus, Macey. Get into your cover.

"I'm SO sorry," Josh said.

"It's okay. What's your name anyway?" I asked ever so innocently.

"Jake. Jake Aberforth. What's YOUR name?" he asked obviously clueless upon who I was.

"Mickey May," I replied, fluttering my eyelashes.

"Wanna get a smoothie?" Josh asked.

"Sure," I said. Josh was sorta cute and he had 30 minutes to his deadline. Smoothies could stop him for that long. We walked to the smoothie place and I made sure he got a large smoothie. All boys were the same. Stupid and gullible. Except Zach. He had a cute smirk. And was pretty hot in general. Cammie was SO lucky.

Josh PoV

This has gone on long enough, so I spilled my smoothie and apologized (yet again) and she went to the bathroom. And they thought I was a rookie *rolls eyes*. I casually walked off to our meeting place, the Aeropostale store.

Cammie's PoV 4:00 P.M. Gallagher Girls' arrival time

In my 13 year-old disguise on, Zach was doomed. I immediately located him. He kept doing counter-surveillance techniques, but I would always be near couples or big families. Zach *smiles* it would be Goode to see him after so long. And to see why he kissed me and then left. He didn't communicate me over the summer. I know he could have. He was a "spy". Focus. Crying 13 year old. No longer was I Cammie the Chameleon. I was Lexi Campbell. The girl whose irresponsible sister left her stranded at the mall. Idea! Also, twisted ankle. No way Zach could pass a little lost girl with a hurt ankle. He was noble like that. It was one of his few good qualities.

I hobbled over to the bench, sniffling all the way. A few women looked at me, but then they had to go rush off to tend to there own kids. Zach, doing a counter-surveillance move, spots me and walks over.

"Are you okay?" he asks.

"Yes! My sister forgot me, again! Then I lost my phone and twisted my ankle. I'm just peachy!" I shouted and burst out crying again. People stared at us.

"Uh, well, what does your sister look like?" I gave him a really good description and he got on his "phone" (he was really using his coms unit) and gave the description to the Blackthorne boys. Then, he took me to get ice cream. Really, Zach? I'm pretending to be a thirteen year old and your treating me like an eight year old. Oh well. FREE ICE CREAM! A couple minutes later he got a "call" on his cell phone. Grant had found my sister Suzie (Bex) and was bringing her to me.

"Oh my gosh, Lexi I'm SO sorry! Come on, let's take you shopping." Suzie said.

"You know I hate shopping!" I whined.

"I don't. Now let's go and bring your friend." She said, nodding towards Zach, "We'll get him something too for helping you."

"Where do you wanna shop?" Suzie asked fluttering her eyes flirtatiously at Zach.

"Uhhh… Aeropostale," he said.

"OMG! I love that store! Let's go!" Suzie said.

Zach PoV

Ahh, civilians. How stupid (and convienient). We got to Aeropostale about three minutes before the deadline and I told Suzie she didn't have to get me anything and waved goodbye to Lexi. I went to the back of the store and reconvened with the rest of Blackthorne Boys.

"You failed." The cov-ops teacher Mr. Moore said.

I hung my head and sighed, "Where are they?" Lexi, Suzie, and 10 other girls stepped out. Lexi looked around.

"Where's Macey?" Lexi asked.

Out of the dark stepped Jimmy, "I lost her in the food court." Lexi gaped at him and rushed off to find Macey. Suzie looked at Jimmy. I think Suzie is Cammie. Suzie= Cammie's fake cat. I walked up to her and beckoned that I come closer.

"I'm Bex," she whispered in my ear and I jumped back, "Do that again, and I'll break your face. Cammie was Lexi," I dashed out of the store to find her.

Josh PoV

Crap. I glared at Suzie. She was obviously close to Cammie. She walked over to me.

"Don't worry, I'm still rooting for you," she said and I knew she was talking about Cammie. Oh Zeke (Zach), it is ON.

I think that chapter was a bit confusing. Let me know if it is or isn't. Hey! Here's an idea! Let's see what happens when you push that magical blue button!

Josh: If you do, uh… I'll do something.

Zach: Not if I do something first!

Cammie: Review who I should kiss next chapter.

Me: I never agreed to that!

Cammie: To bad! Do you want me to cause you bodily harm!

Me: NO!