Conversion
E/O Drabble challenge, word: Eden.
Summary: Dean goes for some fresh side dishes to his favorite meal – after all greenstuff is supposed to be good for your health, right?
A/N: I had one dark and one silly idea – obviously silliness won. For everyone who's vegan or vegetarian (I know there are some of you out there :-): I don't mean any offense, I love fruits and vegetables, just can't let go of my Neandertal desires... Oh, and 200 on the dot, since I missed one turn last week.
He was grabbing the bag with his double-country-cheese-burger-de-luxe and the sissy-shrimp-salad, ready to go, when he heard the chanting outside. The pimpled kid at the register rolled his eyes, scowling.
"Children of Eden – dude, don't let them turn you."
"Turn me?"
"Vegan, man. No meat, no fish, no milk or honey or whatever's coming from animals."
"Sounds more like hell to me".
"Amen, man." Pimple-face grinned, handing him the change.
His escape route was blocked by two angelic creatures, carrying red-cheeked apples and the sweetest smiles.
"It's never too late to enter Eden," lilted the blond one with an appraising smile.
"Renounce the desires of the flesh and enjoy the rewards of a pure life," the red-curled purred, biting into an apple with pursed lips and offering it to him.
"Oh Lucy," he sighed, "that's low, even for you."
"Lucy?"
Blondie frowned, puzzled.
"Never mind," he said, flashing them a smile that made red-curl want to taste his lips no matter how many burgers they might've touched.
"How about you ladies tell me more about fruits and vegetables – I feel like this might be my day of conversion."
And he led the two giggling girls to the waiting black Chevy.