What up people. Hows it going. So i just had to write this story! I dont know why but i just had to. So i dont own bf5. Please no mean reveiws.

"Come on guys lets get this key home" said Vert. The rest of the team drove through the portal. But there was somethin difrent about the portal crossing. There was a flash of light and something felt painful. As if there bodies were geting riped apart. All of the team screamed in pain intel they crossed over and got out of their vehicals.

"What the hell" they all said at once. Everyone looked down and all screamed at what thy saw. They all started flipping out and bablng.

"Guys, guys, guys" Vert yelled. Everyone stopped and looked at Vert. "We have to figure out what just happened."

"What do you mean what happened said Zoom. We all switched bodies. I'm you your me. Stanfords agura and Agura Stanfords, The cortez brothers switched bodies and Aj and tezz switched bodies."

"Oh my god i'm emo" said A.J.

"And i'm a freakin girl yelled stanford. Holy crap muffins i have have boobs!" Stanford looked down and started playing with them and sang a little song. Agura/Stanford ran up to him and Slapped him in the face. "What the hell woman."

"No playing with my boobs!"

"Come on guys said Vert/Zoom. Lets go ask sage." Everyone ran off there rides omly stopping.

"What rides are we supost to take dude" asked A.J.

"Uh i gues we take our own rides" said Shermen. They all went to their rides. "I cant reach the pedal yelled Shermen/Spinner. Spinner you drive the buster."

"Yay!" Spinner/Sharmen ran up to the busters driver seat and started to drive. "Oh it feels good to be big." The team drove off and arived at the hub. They all walked up to sage and spoke.

"Sage" said vert/Zoom. Sge bolted around and saw the team.

"Zoom you sound sound just like Vert" said Sage.

"Thats because i am Zoom sage. We all switched bodies." Sage looked at them stunned and fainted on onto the ground.

"Well what are we supost to do yelled A.j. I cant be pale and a know it all forever." Sage woke up and looked at them.

"Woh. I just had yhe weirdst dream. You all switched bodies."

"Actualy we did switch bodies" Sage said Stanford/Agura.

"Well to decipher this i must do a diganostic test on you."(a/n I love using huge words) Sted the age walked over and started the test.

Me-Stanford , Stanford , Stanford.

Stanford: Ha ha (plays with Agura's boobs)

Me and Agura.-runs up and slaps him in the face.

Please no mean reviws.