Hey guys. I know I start with alot of new topics but this is a Mario/ Sonic story, the 2 greatest original games in history.
Sonic, Mario and Peach
Princess Peach was in bed with Mario, when she forgot to tell him something. "Mario," she said.
"Yes, honey."
"I'm pregnant."
"Who the hell is the father!?"
"Sonic"
"WHAT THE FUCK!?"
"Yeah. Sonic's a great guy. Besides, he saves me much, much faster."
"Yeah, but he's a hedge hog. How do you have sex with a hedgehog!?"
"His hair just makes him be called a hedge hog!"
Then, Mario packed his things and started for the door when Peach said "Where are you going?"
"Leaving you."
"Your divorcing me!? When I'm pregnant!?"
"Yes."
A couple of days later...
Peach was up all night, crying her eyes out and being consoled by Sonic.
"Oh, it's okay. You've got me," He says. Then, Peach really had it. She killed Sonic and said "Its all your fault."
Finally, a toad found out she killed Sonic thanks to Tails. The toad arrested Peach. Peach was in a cell with a really creepy guy named, Enchilladas. She started to cry again. Enchilladas said "Wanna tissue?"
Back at Marios...
Luigi found Mario passed out on a bar stool as a really tiny Mario. "Mario, what happened?" he asked.
"Bowser." And with that, Mario passed out again.
So, howd ya like it? Love it, hate it, like it or Grunkle Stan it?