I don't where I got this idea from. NOTE: Some of the shows mentioned are well known by our UK fanfic readers, but probably not US readers.
6:30: Breakfast TV
Wake up to Vanille's annoying voice as she presents the breakfast show and the latest news about death, war and whatnot to put you off your breakfast.
9:25: After Nine
Hope shows you many ways to arrive late to school, while trying to avoid the headmaster!
9:45: Top Gear
Sazh and Snow take you on a road trip round Gran Pulse while avoiding giant Behemoths.
10:30: News and Weather
Vanille returns to tell you about all the tumbling economy and other things that make you want to shut her up, Co-staring Fang as the weather woman.
10:50: Neighbours Away
In today's episode, the entire community leaves after Lightning nearly kills them all after testing out her new, powerful gunblade.
11:00: Cash in the Attic
Bartholomew and his cronies waste an hour in the attic trying to find large amount of money that his late wife hid.
12:00: Safari Adventures
Fang takes you on a trip around Gran Pulse studying dangerous wildlife, while the camera crew completely shit themselves for their lives.
12:30: Can't cook, won't cook
The NORA boys compete against each other to try and make wonderful meal to win absolutely nothing. Guest stars Tifa and Cloud as the tasters, oh dear oh dear!
13:00: FILM – Romeo and Juliet
Snow and Serah star in the remake of this classic Shakespearian story.
15:00: Racing from Bodhum
Sazh brings you commentary when a very angry Lightning chases Snow with a rocket launcher in pursuer after he makes Serah upset after he looses his house after forgetting to pay the bills.
16:00: The Apprentice
Lightning puts Hope through his paces to become her apprentice.
17:00: It's a Knockout
Snow and Fang make the big mistake of trying their little tricks on Hope when they backfire on them. (Last in the present series)
18:00: Bodhum's got Talent
Yet another mindless TV talent show for your enjoyment. Hope to god this time Vanille doesn't win it this time like for the last three seasons.
19:00: What's New?
A sneak preview of Final Fantasy XIII-2, with the rest of the XIII cast, apart from Lightning, are really pissed off for not getting to star in it, or do they?
19:30: The News
Good lord! Vanille went to bed early, joys of joy! Now we have Fang and Sazh presenting it, as best as Fang can do if she doesn't flirt with the studio crew…
20:00: The Bill
Square-Enix counts the cost they'll need to try and get back after XIV flops.
21:00: FILM – Braveheart
Hope's journey to take on his haters and win, don't they call him 'Braveheart' for nothing, eh?
23:30: The News
Vanille returns to present and is not happy with Sazh and Fang taking her place…
0:00: The XXX Factor
Late night Porno with Snow and Serah…No children allowed to watch!
0:30: Closedown
Sorry viewers, the whole cast have been sent to bed without any supper.
What was that I was thinking off? Review anyway and tell me what you think...