All's Fair in Love and Hate

Chapter 1: New in town

The liquor started to burn less after about the tenth shot, I could tell because it became a lot easier to resist the urge to make that stupid face people usually make when drinking. The bartender being overly concerned with my drinking and my very presence in his bar, I simply sighed paid for my drinks and left, far less drunk then I would've liked. I started back towards the inn I staying at for the night, but this town being new I got a little lost and wandered new an alleyway, there I saw two men, probably in their mid-twenties, both them were standing in the way of what looked like a little girl. "Well not my problem" I mumbled, I started to walk away but behind me I heard the little girl yell out "DADDY PLEASE HELP!" I turn to see both men staring at me. "So this kid's yours?" both men came towards me and its obvious to all the people watching that they didn't have any good intentions, "look there's been a misunderstanding"

"And what would that be?, you trying to say this kid ain't yours?" There was no way that I could come out of this in a reasonable light so I had to make something up. "No the misunderstanding is that you misunderstood the fact that you shouldn't mess with kids." I took a step closer to establish that I wasn't backing down from this. "Well, well, looks like we got a badass over, just so you know we aren't intimidated by some old fuck who thinks they can tell us what to do, feel me?" he too took a step closer to say he was serious. Out of nowhere the little girl come running up, she couldn't have been older than twelve; she had snow white hair and had no muscular definition, so one had to wonder how she survived here. "My daddy is the strongest man on the planet he can beat any bad guy in the world!"

"Well, can your daddy do THIS?" Then both men brought out their volt weapons, one a baseball bat the other a machete,"well what do you think about us now?!"

"I'm not that impressed really"

"What'd you say old man?"

"I said I'm not that impressed, I mean honestly, a baseball bat and a machete you must have pretty simplistic personalities."

"Say one more word about me and I'll bash your face in with my "simplistic personality", got it?!"

"…..dumbass."

"That's it!" Both men came lounging at me, but their moves were too easy to read, I took a quick step forward and equipped my volt weapon. The one with the bat swung for my head, at the last second I crouched and put my blade in the on the inside of his elbow joint and quickly severed it, the other aimed for my neck, so I simply spun towards the outside of his attack and severed the joint behind the knee.

The bat wielder started causing me out so quickly I didn't even know what he was saying so I hit him in the temple with the hilt of my katana knocking him out. (Kick starter end)

Chapter 2

COMING SOON (maybe)