Full Summary: Nobody knows that the famous unidentified novelist, S.H. Sangatsu, is really high school student Haruno Sakura. She transfers back to her old school, Konoha High, and meets Gaara, a cold and stoic bookworm whom Sakura befriends. As time passes, she begins to crush on Gaara- and is absolutely delighted to hear that Gaara fell in love with the novel Sangatsu a.k.a. Sakura wrote. He becomes obsessed with the mysterious author and vows to meet her, not knowing that she was right by his side the whole time.

Prologue

I guess you want me tell you about my love life. My romance with Sabaku no Gaara. I'll bet if my best girlfriend Ino is here, you'll probably be covering your poor unfortunate ears. She's been nagging me to tell her about it for weeks. My romance, that is. I'm not too sure about telling you this, though, because he will literally kill me the first chance he gets. Seriously, he will kill me. Gaara, that is.

I have no idea why but he just– he just moved me. He like, locked me in a cage for 5 weeks and forced me to fall in love with him within that time. To be honest, I hated that. And unfortunately, it worked.

So many questions are in my head, they can't even fit: (Even if I do have a gigantic forehead) Why did it have to end so badly? Why did it start with peace and end with war? Why not just the other way around? Why did this happen to me? Why did I fall for him…?

Great, now I'm acting like a lunatic asking these questions when no one will even answer them. No one can even hear them– except, well, my Inner of course. Inner's full name is Inner Sakura, meaning that she is Sakura's inner. And guess who Sakura is. Yep, moi.

Haruno Sakura, that's my name. I'm also called S.H. Sangatsu. My alias is supposed to be a secret, I heard my mother tell me. You see, S.H. Sangatsu is my pen name. Sangatsu a.k.a. me, in real life, is a famous author of erotic novels– kidding! Seriously, I'm not even allowed to drink yet. Don't bother tellin' me that I say 'seriously' a lot. Seriously, I know. Sangatsu's true identity is known by nobody– except my family and publisher of course

Her/my third novel, "The Blossoming of the Heiress", became wildly popular and is now an international bestseller. It sold 8 million copies worldwide on its first week. I always thought that they just bought it because of the fact that it has this mysterious author. Boy, was I wrong.

I'm a writing prodigy, people who know the truth tell me. So obviously I reply with "Thank you– but I'm not that good." Fake sheepish smile included. I don't deny that I'm a good writer, though. My book became an International Bestseller in its first week- and I'm in the second year for God's sake! Anybody who managed to achieve that certainly wouldn't deny the fact that they're good in writing. Unless they're autistic or something.

I spent my first year of high school in Fire Country Academy, the most prestigious school in the Fire country. After that, I decided to go back to my old school, Konoha High. It's just the third most prestigious school in our country, right after Nine Tails University. Nine Tails was a sick old school in my opinion. I met a group of them at school one time. Seriously, I wanted to die right then and there. They have the most arrogant, conceited, self-centered, snobbish bitches and bastards.

The events that will take place first started when I got back to Konoha High. I saw all my old friends again and they were still the same. It was so fun seeing them again especially when Nara Shikamaru, the wise lazy ass, was asleep and being carried by a girl I didn't know but seemed familiar. Her name was Sabaku no Temari, I saw her and her brothers once at some program our principal, Tsunade was doing together with Suna High. Apparently they were the children of Suna High's principal and were required to come. I only met them briefly because I was Tsunade's apprentice. Turns out, the siblings transferred to Konoha High on their youngest sibling's first year. Temari was already a junior and the second eldest Kankurou was a year younger.

The last and youngest sibling was him. I'm talking about Gaara. Our first real introduction was when I first saw my friends again. Apparently, the siblings fit in well with our gang. Naruto became close buddies with Gaara and Temari was dating or in their own words 'hating' Shikamaru. Our introduction went quite embarrassing for us both, if you ask me. Thus begins my story…

I just came up with "The Blossoming Of The Heiress" 'kay? Sakura's new novel (not the 'blossoming') is actually this story I'm writin', well, not necessarily... the plot's the same but the names are different. Sakura's story is not entirely the same- Gaara'd notice it. Long story short, she bases her new story on her real life romance with Gaara.

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