Welcome.This time Im making a horro/humor fic.Why you ask?Because it came to me while thinking about the following poem:
1,2,Freddys comeing for you
3,4,Better look the door
5,6,Grab an acrusufix(I cant spell it so dont say it!)
7,8,Better stay up late
9,10,Never sleep again
If ya wanna know some facts,look below.
Title:1,2,the Reapers Comeing For You!
Chapters:I think Ill go with seven.
Rateing:T
Catagory:Donkey Kong Country
Generals:Horror/Humor
WARNING:Not sutable for people under 12
(not knowing the Reapers right behind me)BIG FAT MONKEY!WHEE!
Proulog
FLASHBACK!WHEE!
A young boy was running away from someone.
"Please..."he pleaded."Please...Leave me alone!"
The person shot out a Solar Beam.
"NO!"
END FLASHBACK!MONKEY!
"Hikari..."a young boy said."Hikari...Get up..."
But the boy only rolled over.
"HIKARI,GET YOUR LAZY ASS UP!"
"AHHH!DONT KILL ME,MOMMY!"Hikari screamed.
"..."
"Oh...Hi,Cranky."
Cranky looked at him akwardly."You talk in your sleep,you know that,right?"
"I like cheese."
"HUH?"
"Um...Nothing.Hey,wait.Wheres Dk?"
"I dont know.Hes not my son right now,you know."
"Thats right but..."Hikari was cut off by someone screaming.
"HELP!K.ROOLS GOT ME AND I CANT GET OUT BECAUSE HES A FAT ASS!"Hikari burst out laughing.
"THATS RIGHT!HE IS A FAT ASS!"
Cranky suddenly felt pain in his chest.
"Whats wrong?"
"I...dont...know..."
But Cranky wasnt the only one who was senseing danger in the past,presnet and future.Hikari was sensing danger too...
And thus begains a new war...
A/N:Not a bad start.Oh.I forgot to mention something.After K.Rools first defeat(read A Quest In Time),(Young)Hikari,(Young)Cranky,and (Young)Dk went back to their own time until they were needed again in A Quest In Time 2:K.Rools Revenge.After that,they bought a house in Tokyo incase something happened.So...(dressed as the phantom from Phantom of the Opera)BYE!WHEE!