Stupendous Man
"Hey, Hobbes, wanna see my new invention?" Calvinaskedone day.
"Uh-oh." Hobbes said under his breath but then said "Sure."
"OK." Calvin said
"Meet, the Superpower Giver 2000!"
He showed something that looked like his Transmogrifier Gun, except green.
"What does it do?" Hobbes asked
"It gives you superpowers! DUH!"
"Sheesh tigers are stupid."
"Are not!"
"Anyway, I'm going to give myself superpowers!"
"OK." Hobbes in a I-Know-Something-Is-Going-To-Go-Wrong tone
"Just point the Superpower Giver 2000 at me and then I'll have superpowers!"
"OK."
Hobbes saw a lightning bolt like, except green going toward Calvin.
After it all happened Hobbes asked, "How do you feel?"
"Super!" Calvin replied
"Good, now I'll go face the wall and watch you get killed."