The crowd before the stage chanted in unison: "Bring him out! Bring him out! Bring him out!" There were practically thousands of people from all around the world waiting to see him. Everyone squirmed around with excitement. The crowd in the front started to push forward and chant what he thought was 'Tony'.

Everyone else joined in.

He was Tony Stark, the greatest superhero to ever walk the face of the earth...at least that's what he believed. Tony loved to be in the spotlight (as he always was). "It's my destiny" he had once told a friend over strawberry margaritas.

Therefore, the moment Tony saw someone else walk onto his stage and greet his fans, he was both flabbergasted and furious. 'This is preposterous! His outfit is preposterous! He's a phony!' Tony thought to himself as he looked on with the audience.

This 'phony' had on a tight blue suit (Tony thought this was the most hideous shade of blue) with a star in the center and red and white stripes running across his abdomen. He was also carrying a shield ('Probably as a stupid prop.' Tony sneered). His hair was too blond, as if he had just freshened up a previous dye job. His teeth were too white (Tony suspected veneers). His smile seemed to get the crowd going. It appeared to be genuine smile.

"Genuine my ass" Tony rolled his eyes. Who the hell was this guy?

"Finally, it's done with." Steve Rogers said to himself, unzipping his 'Captain America' attire.

He sighed.

He was not fan of big audiences. It gave him anxiety, but regardless of this fact, it felt good to have complete strangers cheer your name. Just as Steve slipped out of his boxers, Tony opened the door.
"You've got to be kidding me! Now they've also got you in my dressing room?!" Tony cried out in disbelief.
"Undressing here!" Steve shouted, grabbing the closest thing laying around to cover his naked body. To his dismay, it happened to be his shield.

Tony ignored him and walked in.

"Listen, uh no offense, but who the hell are you?"
"Uh..Captain America...well, er...Steve Rogers to be exact." Steve replied, adjusting the shield, which didn't quite cover his whole body.

Tony noticed this and took this time to check him out. Steve blushed with embarrassment.

"OUT!" He pushed Tony towards the door, still managing to hold up his shield. " Okay, okay." Tony chuckled and walked through the doorway.

"Oh and by the way," Tony winked, "Nice ass."

~END~