So, this was the result of a Internet chat with my friend... Let's call them Johnny. *Sighs* here we go.
Disclaimer: I do not own Doctor Who. Johnny owns Megan James and I own Kitt Stormbreaker.
It was a winter's day in London. Megan James and Kit Stormbreaker stood out in the freezing cold, handing out leaflets for a local swim team. Well, Kit was. Megan had gotten out her iPhone 5 and was playing Temple Run like there was no tomorrow. Kit couldn't blame her. They hadn't got a single person to join.
"Oi, Megan, can we please call it quits? I am freezing to the point the Arctic would be jealous."
Suddenly, a large glow of light bursted in the sky about... three feet above Mark's and Spencer's, which was around two blocks away from Megan. Getting Kit's attention with a loud whistle, Megan,who was very suspicious, ran towards the two story building, dragging a complaining Kit along with her.
"Kit Stormbreaker, if you value your life, shush." Megan flicked a strand of brown hair from her forehead as she saw a very confused man approaching her with what looked like a futuristic plunger in his hand.
"Hello, I'm wondering if you can help me. My name is the Doctor. You see, my TARDIS-" He stopped talking as he tapped his chin thoughtfully. Kit felt Megan's hand become limp and out of curiosity, she craned her head to see her best friend, who's eyes had glazed over and body was falling to the floor.
"Oh, not this again..." Kit sighed and scooped Megan off the pavement, bridal style.
"Is she all right?" "The Doctor" asked her. Kit nodded.
"Yeah. Now what's this about a TARDIS?"
"Oh, my, ginger, biscuits. It's bigger than the outside..." Kit breathed, and dropped Megan on the glass floor. The Doctor smiled.
"Really? Never occurred to me. This is the TARDIS, Time And Relative Dimensions In Space, Sexy, and Idris. Now, my problem is that I need some companions to come on an adventure. And you and your friend are just the material."
Kit gasped, "I haven't even introduced us! I'm Kit Stormbreaker, and this is Megan James. Wait.. so this thing can travel in space?"
He nodded. "And time. And I'm an alien. So, if you could go anywhere in space and time, where would you go?"
"To the moon. I need to prove to Megan that it's not made of cheese."
A sleepy voice came from the floor. "Did someone say cheese?"
Kit watched as the Doctor flicked a switch and grinned.
She knew her life would never be the same again.