A tale of 4 Shamen
By Nyassa Kaiba
Nyassa was NOT having a good day. She'd climbed Funbari Hill to watch the sunrise, only to be dragged down by Ryu and the Dead Enders. Then she and her best partner Nathan had lost to Lyserg and ended up literally falling down the hill of Funbari Shrine. The American Shaman leaned back against a tree, munching on a hamburger.
/I can't see how you can eat this stuff./ Nathan scoffed, brushing an imaginary mote of dust from his immaculate Confederate Uniform. /It smells nauseating./
"Smells good to me. Although I'm not a big fan of ketchup an' stuff." Nyassa sighed, looking at her tray. "Whatever happened to hold the pickles?"
Then she heard the sounds of a Shaman Fight. "VORPAL DANCE ZONG HUA ZON WHU!"
"Oh boy! A Soul Fight!" Nyassa bounced up, threw the tray out and ran to the spot. "An' a left an' a right an' a fight fight fight!" She cheered, assessing the situation. "Let's see... a slacker, a psycho, a samurai ghost, a Chinese Warlord and... ANNA!!" Glomp. Magnetic attraction inevitably caused Nyassa to cling to Anna like a magnet.
"ACK! NYASSA!!" Anna cried, staggering under the sudden weight.
"Anna-chan! I missed you so much!"
"NYASSA YOU'RE CHOKING ME!" Anna exclaimed.
The fight froze instantly. Said Slacker, Psycho, Samurai, and Chinese Warlord were staring at the pile of Itako and American Medicine Woman with a Confederate General hovering over her head. "Nyassa, please try to be more dignified." Nathan said, irritated.
"Nyassa what are you doing here?" Anna demanded, irritated.
"I could ask you the same question, but that would be stupid." Nyassa said sheepishly, blushing.
The little psychotic looking boy rolled his little red eyes. "I see what's going on here."
"Shut up Ren." Anna snapped angrlily. "I didn't ask for your opinion on the matter."
"But I'm giving it anyway. Forget about the what Yoh's Parents say, elope with the hot chick and leave the bishonen to me!" Ren smirked sarcastically.
Yoh looked from one Shaman to another.
"What is going on here?" Amidarmaru asked, curious.
"I have no idea." Yoh answered.
Manta burst out laughing. "Want something Ren?" He asked pointedly. "Watching some asses Ren?" He teased.
"Shut up midgit!" Ren snapped.
"But teasing you is so much fun!" Manta smirked.
Ren growled at Manta and brandished his bladed spear. Manta ducked behind Yoh with a laugh. "Anna." Yoh said gently. "What's going on."
Anna glared distrustfully at Yoh for a moment, then sighed in capitulation. "Yoh... I didn't want to tell you, or my parents because they would make such a fuss. I'm a Lesbian..."
Yoh just stood there, absorbing what she said. If he read her moods right, she was upset, didn't want to show it, and was half-afraid of being laughed at. "I'm not upset Anna. Really I'm not." Yoh said with utmost sincerity. He would have a word with his mother. If not for his sake then for Anna's.
Anna smiled wanely. "I'm not worried about what you'd say." She said bitterly. "I'm worried about what your grandfather would say."
"Yeah. He's an old fart." Yoh agreed, giving her a hug.
Anna forced back her tears.
"Go ahead and cry." Nyassa said gently. "It's easier if you cry." Anna felt a tender hand rub her back and shoulders.
Anna wrapped her arms around Nyassa's waist and cried into her shoulder, finally letting all her pain go.
~tbc~
Notes: I think Anna is HOT!!! So she's mine. Oh, and my ghost partner really existed. His name is Nathan Bedford Forest, an infamous Confederate General who fired the final shot at the battle of Shiloh. My History teacher calls him a psycho. Picture a single gray in a sea of blue mounted on a horse. Picture the blue giving way to red for about 3 men deep and picture the blue parting before him. That would be Nathan.
I also cannot take it into my heart to bash Anna. She's already been the star of two untranslated Shuisha Manga. Their names (in case you want to check them out) are Anna no Itako (of course) and Butsu Zone.
By Nyassa Kaiba
Nyassa was NOT having a good day. She'd climbed Funbari Hill to watch the sunrise, only to be dragged down by Ryu and the Dead Enders. Then she and her best partner Nathan had lost to Lyserg and ended up literally falling down the hill of Funbari Shrine. The American Shaman leaned back against a tree, munching on a hamburger.
/I can't see how you can eat this stuff./ Nathan scoffed, brushing an imaginary mote of dust from his immaculate Confederate Uniform. /It smells nauseating./
"Smells good to me. Although I'm not a big fan of ketchup an' stuff." Nyassa sighed, looking at her tray. "Whatever happened to hold the pickles?"
Then she heard the sounds of a Shaman Fight. "VORPAL DANCE ZONG HUA ZON WHU!"
"Oh boy! A Soul Fight!" Nyassa bounced up, threw the tray out and ran to the spot. "An' a left an' a right an' a fight fight fight!" She cheered, assessing the situation. "Let's see... a slacker, a psycho, a samurai ghost, a Chinese Warlord and... ANNA!!" Glomp. Magnetic attraction inevitably caused Nyassa to cling to Anna like a magnet.
"ACK! NYASSA!!" Anna cried, staggering under the sudden weight.
"Anna-chan! I missed you so much!"
"NYASSA YOU'RE CHOKING ME!" Anna exclaimed.
The fight froze instantly. Said Slacker, Psycho, Samurai, and Chinese Warlord were staring at the pile of Itako and American Medicine Woman with a Confederate General hovering over her head. "Nyassa, please try to be more dignified." Nathan said, irritated.
"Nyassa what are you doing here?" Anna demanded, irritated.
"I could ask you the same question, but that would be stupid." Nyassa said sheepishly, blushing.
The little psychotic looking boy rolled his little red eyes. "I see what's going on here."
"Shut up Ren." Anna snapped angrlily. "I didn't ask for your opinion on the matter."
"But I'm giving it anyway. Forget about the what Yoh's Parents say, elope with the hot chick and leave the bishonen to me!" Ren smirked sarcastically.
Yoh looked from one Shaman to another.
"What is going on here?" Amidarmaru asked, curious.
"I have no idea." Yoh answered.
Manta burst out laughing. "Want something Ren?" He asked pointedly. "Watching some asses Ren?" He teased.
"Shut up midgit!" Ren snapped.
"But teasing you is so much fun!" Manta smirked.
Ren growled at Manta and brandished his bladed spear. Manta ducked behind Yoh with a laugh. "Anna." Yoh said gently. "What's going on."
Anna glared distrustfully at Yoh for a moment, then sighed in capitulation. "Yoh... I didn't want to tell you, or my parents because they would make such a fuss. I'm a Lesbian..."
Yoh just stood there, absorbing what she said. If he read her moods right, she was upset, didn't want to show it, and was half-afraid of being laughed at. "I'm not upset Anna. Really I'm not." Yoh said with utmost sincerity. He would have a word with his mother. If not for his sake then for Anna's.
Anna smiled wanely. "I'm not worried about what you'd say." She said bitterly. "I'm worried about what your grandfather would say."
"Yeah. He's an old fart." Yoh agreed, giving her a hug.
Anna forced back her tears.
"Go ahead and cry." Nyassa said gently. "It's easier if you cry." Anna felt a tender hand rub her back and shoulders.
Anna wrapped her arms around Nyassa's waist and cried into her shoulder, finally letting all her pain go.
~tbc~
Notes: I think Anna is HOT!!! So she's mine. Oh, and my ghost partner really existed. His name is Nathan Bedford Forest, an infamous Confederate General who fired the final shot at the battle of Shiloh. My History teacher calls him a psycho. Picture a single gray in a sea of blue mounted on a horse. Picture the blue giving way to red for about 3 men deep and picture the blue parting before him. That would be Nathan.
I also cannot take it into my heart to bash Anna. She's already been the star of two untranslated Shuisha Manga. Their names (in case you want to check them out) are Anna no Itako (of course) and Butsu Zone.